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    GR Bike Club

    Me and my friends created a bike club. I'm hoping we could use this forum to set up camp and talk shop. Looking forward to learning from all of you.

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    Hmmm. This looks like a nice bike club. Better than that bike club Lorenzo was trying to get me to join up on that rugby site.
    So buddha, what kind of bike do you have? I currently have 2. A red and yellow tricycle, and a pink BMX style bike with training wheels. I've never actually ridden either, and I'm not sure they are the right size for me.

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    Hey Horseballs. Thanks for the welcome although it looks like you're a newbie too. I'm just getting into the sport and am hoping to learn from others on this site. That, of course, is why my club is setting up shop here.

    I certainly hope you were referring to your kid's bikes. That would be silly if they were your bikes. LOL.

    Right now I have a cheap Mongoose, but I'm hoping to upgrade soon. Perhaps to something of the GFF variety.

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    Posting this in your regional forum would be a better idea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AZ.MTNS View Post
    Posting this in your regional forum would be a better idea.
    Cool. Are there other bike clubs in the regional forums? I imagine many meet on here and then have a match if they're in each other's area.

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    Quote Originally Posted by buddha33 View Post
    Cool. Are there other bike clubs in the regional forums? I imagine many meet on here and then have a match if they're in each other's area.
    As A.Z. said. go to the forum that corresponds to the area [ region ] you live in. And post this, good luck.
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    Quote Originally Posted by buddha33 View Post
    Hey Horseballs. Thanks for the welcome although it looks like you're a newbie too. I'm just getting into the sport and am hoping to learn from others on this site. That, of course, is why my club is setting up shop here.

    I certainly hope you were referring to your kid's bikes. That would be silly if they were your bikes. LOL.

    Right now I have a cheap Mongoose, but I'm hoping to upgrade soon. Perhaps to something of the GFF variety.
    Mongoose? You lucky dog! I had some POS Huffy. Redlines, Diamondbacks and Mongooses were the bomb back in the day. That was around 1987 so things may have changed. I still remember that assshat Billy Kroger who got the Redline with the posts on the front wheel. He though he was hot sh!t doing all those wheelie tricks.
    I'm thinking about getting back into cycling as well. It's been around 25 years so I may be a bit rusty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE, View Post
    As A.Z. said. go to the forum that corresponds to the area [ region ] you live in. And post this, good luck.
    This actually might be kind of tricky since all the guys in the club are scattered throughout the world. We're not looking to carve out a separate GR bike club-only section on the forum. We just heard mtbr would be a good spot for a few of us to learn from the pros.

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    Are you a spammer?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AZ.MTNS View Post
    Are you a spammer?
    A spammer I am not. Don't spammers typically use spam?

    I'm beginning to think this Horseballs2 guy is just razzing me. Everything he's said is so far out that it's tough to trust as true. Who rides a big wheel nowadays?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AZ.MTNS View Post
    Are you a spammer?
    I typically identify spammers as having urls in their signatures.

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    Quote Originally Posted by buddha33 View Post
    A spammer I am not. Don't spammers typically use spam?

    I'm beginning to think this Horseballs2 guy is just razzing me. Everything he's said is so far out that it's tough to trust as true. Who rides a big wheel nowadays?
    Whoa, you crossed a line buddy. Have you seen the sales figures for Big Wheels over the past 4 quarters? They absolutely dominate the numbers coming out of Specialized. Try and poke holes in those facts, tough guy.

    I took a Big Wheel straight down Pikes Peak without putting my feet down once. Hella scary, but the adrenaline rush is unparalleled when pushing the limits of a Big Wheel. Of course you wouldn't know anything about that, would you?

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    Hello gentlemen! You seem to be quite a friendly bunch, so I figure this would be the place to ask for help. I've been having trouble with my unicycle as of late, one of my buddies played a prank on me and turned the seat backward and now I can't get it back the right way around. If you guys know how to fix this, I'd really appreciate a step by step walkthrough.

    Thanks in advance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by @FreakOfNatureGR View Post
    Hello gentlemen! You seem to be quite a friendly bunch, so I figure this would be the place to ask for help. I've been having trouble with my unicycle as of late, one of my buddies played a prank on me and turned the seat backward and now I can't get it back the right way around. If you guys know how to fix this, I'd really appreciate a step by step walkthrough.

    Thanks in advance.
    Well @FONGR, looks like you've got quite the conundrum. Anyone who messes with your unicycle is not a true friend. I call these types of people "enemies," and there is only one fate for an enemy of mine. Swift and brutal justice.

    Here's what I'd do. Tail him for a week. Get to know his routine, where he gets his morning coffee, etc. Next week when he is leaving for work, smash his knee with a tire iron. I bet he doesn't jack around with your unicycle again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 12chiles View Post
    Where can you find serious mountain biking questions and answers?
    It doesn't get more serious than a tire iron to the knee.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AZ.MTNS View Post
    Are you a spammer?
    Who did you vote for?
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Whats the best chain lube to use?
    I just finished up a bottle of finish line krytech wax lubricant, and was wondering the same thing?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Horseballs2 View Post
    Well @FONGR, looks like you've got quite the conundrum. Anyone who messes with your unicycle is not a true friend. I call these types of people "enemies," and there is only one fate for an enemy of mine. Swift and brutal justice.

    Here's what I'd do. Tail him for a week. Get to know his routine, where he gets his morning coffee, etc. Next week when he is leaving for work, smash his knee with a tire iron. I bet he doesn't jack around with your unicycle again.
    Thanks for the good advice HB2. I think I may just do that. I was wondering, maybe I should threaten him with the tire iron first? That might convince him to put the seat back on the right way around. Then I'll kneecap him so he'll think twice about messing with my property again.

    There could be complications though. I think he's one of those home latte snobs who refuses to drink out of paper cups, and I'm pretty sure he fixes his own at home every morning. I may have to hang out in the bushes by his garage the night before garbage pickup, that way if he hears anything he'll probably just blame it on raccoons getting into the garbage he put out. I should probably wear some sort of disguise too, so I don't arouse suspicion. I'm thinking a fur hat and a lone ranger mask should do the trick.

    You've been a huge help. Thanks again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Horseballs2 View Post
    It doesn't get more serious than a tire iron to the knee.
    Dude you have to have some kind of balls
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    Quote Originally Posted by buddha33 View Post
    Me and my friends created a bike club. I'm hoping we could use this forum to set up camp and talk shop. Looking forward to learning from all of you.
    Is Larry in it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by 12chiles View Post
    Is Larry in it?
    He's not into getting out on the trails. He'd rather take lessons on a stationary from his personal trainer. Apparently the PT is quite knowledgeable. Larry says he's learned "the secret" to conquering all of the trails and most of the beaches, but since he's so good at it he's become bored with riding.

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    WTF is going on here

    reminds me of the twilight zone

    something just doesnt seem right....

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    Sock puppets me thinks. Start banning IP's...

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    you guys are paranoid!

    buddha33 is not a spammer ya buncha goofs

    but he and couple others here are filtering in from *elsewhere*....and posting in the gawdamn wrong forum!!! [I moved it to the OC]

    show these outcasts some love - and in return they'll give you tips on how to 'grip it and rip it'.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 12chiles View Post
    Who did you vote for?





    I voted for Joe of course,

















    Joe Mama....

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    Sorry for the delay. At first when I tried to surface I ran into an oil slick and had to swim way out of my way. Not easy holding my breath that long. I've seen people surface with an Oil Head and they're never the same.

    So...what's going on?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CHUM View Post
    you guys are paranoid!

    buddha33 is not a spammer ya buncha goofs

    but he and couple others here are filtering in from *elsewhere*....and posting in the gawdamn wrong forum!!! [I moved it to the OC]

    show these outcasts some love - and in return they'll give you tips on how to 'grip it and rip it'.




    Just because your paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lorenzzo View Post
    Sorry for the delay. At first when I tried to surface I ran into an oil slick and had to swim way out of my way. Not easy holding my breath that long. I've seen people surface with an Oil Head and they're never the same.

    So...what's going on?
    Seems like a legit first post to me

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    Quote Originally Posted by AZ.MTNS View Post
    Just because your paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you.
    Blind dog finds bone.

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    this thread currently has potential.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by FLMike View Post
    Seems like a legit first post to me
    You mountain bike in Florida and find my participation strange?

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    FnA I guess I am officially old. What the hell is a GR club? Gay Riders club? No offense meant if it is.

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    Sock puppet accounts, posting in code, Gen. Petraus sh!t canned, war in the middle east, coincidence? I think not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mattnmtns View Post
    FnA I guess I am officially old. What the hell is a GR club? Gay Riders club? No offense meant if it is.
    I'd say yes but the image of your excitement is offensive to me.

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    they're not puppets either...

    and 'GR' is legit...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lorenzzo View Post
    You mountain bike in Florida and find my participation strange?

    OK - that's hella funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Why does it feel like bullets are about to start flying?
    No, you've got us all wrong. On a scale of 1-10, how's the mountain biking in Alabama?

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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Why does it feel like bullets are about to start flying?



    Its just a small skirmish. No humans will be harmed in the filming of this thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lorenzzo View Post
    No, you've got us all wrong. On a scale of 1-10, how's the mountain biking in Alabama?
    Well, I've never been out west to compare, but here I would give it a solid 6 (appalachian mtn. range) Very rocky and technical around here.

    I fantasize about lift-asisted riding out west , though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AZ.MTNS View Post
    Its just a small skirmish. No humans will be harmed in the filming of this thread.

    I feel we need to protect Nicole from these thugs.
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    Skirmish you say? I haven't had a skirmish in a while and was looking for a way to gather some red. This might be just the ticket. I have been sorely missing posting in the "Best Neg Comment" thread.
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    Id scrap the passion forum all together, its a breeding ground for unicorn milkers, rainbow chasers and candy cotton farters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Well, I've never been out west to compare, but here I would give it a solid 6 (appalachian mtn. range) Very rocky and technical around here.

    I fantasize about lift-asisted riding out west , though.
    If you mean Francois, he's well insulated. I fantasize constantly. I also spend time at Mammoth

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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    I feel we need to protect Nicole from these thugs.



    Phhttt! Who's gonna protect them from Nicole?

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    Also, I require more details on this "elsewhere". Is it another planet? Seems likely. Or, perhaps Ozzy and Tone's know these guys. GR could mean Giant 'Roo after all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AZ.MTNS View Post
    Phhttt! Who's gonna protect them from Nicole?
    Exactly. I'm not getting all the fear here. I thought MB-ers were supposed to be fearless.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AZ.MTNS View Post
    Phhttt! Who's gonna protect them from Nicole?
    Actually, we may need to protect them from her.

    EDIT: Duh, I just realized that's what you said. I'm a dumm Alabama hick what kaint reed sumtimes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lorenzzo View Post
    Exactly. I'm not getting all the fear here. I thought MB-ers were supposed to be fearless.
    We know who you are. Your reputation precedes you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FLMike View Post
    WTF is going on here

    reminds me of the twilight zone

    something just doesnt seem right....
    Seems pretty obvious. You ever date an Australian chick?
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    Quote Originally Posted by CHUM View Post
    you guys are paranoid!

    buddha33 is not a spammer ya buncha goofs

    but he and couple others here are filtering in from *elsewhere*....and posting in the gawdamn wrong forum!!! [I moved it to the OC]

    show these outcasts some love - and in return they'll give you tips on how to 'grip it and rip it'.
    Good call, Chum. I looked for the OT section initially, but couldn't find it. Thanks for the welcome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mattnmtns View Post
    FnA I guess I am officially old. What the hell is a GR club? Gay Riders club? No offense meant if it is.
    In some cases that's exactly what it means.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lorenzzo View Post
    If you mean Francois, he's well insulated. I fantasize constantly. I also spend time at Mammoth
    How you know Francois?
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    Lorenzzo, forgive my ignorance, but is this you?
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    Id scrap the passion forum all together, its a breeding ground for unicorn milkers, rainbow chasers and candy cotton farters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by buddha33 View Post
    In some cases that's exactly what it means.
    Besos.

    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    How you know Francois?
    Is this an interrogation? We have rights.

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    New forum members are exempt from all rights. Sorry, thems the breaks kid.
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    Id scrap the passion forum all together, its a breeding ground for unicorn milkers, rainbow chasers and candy cotton farters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by monzie View Post
    Lorenzzo, forgive my ignorance, but is this you?
    Your ignorance is forgiven.

    No, I had to work for what I have. To put your suspicions to rest, we were in the same room once.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AZ.MTNS View Post
    I voted for Joe of course,
















    Joe Mama....
    Joe mama and me just finished a sixpack, and she's smoking a cigarette.
    Don't worry, when she finds her boots she will head home.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lorenzzo View Post
    Is this an interrogation? We have rights.
    You want I should kneecap him boss?

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    Quote Originally Posted by @FreakOfNatureGR View Post
    You want I should kneecap him boss?
    Thanks but we need to know who this Nicole is. Strong women at times scare the s.hit out of me. Are you allowed to say s.hit here? Do I need to include a . or is just plain **** ok?

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    I'm coming in late here. Could somebody enlighten me on how you have a bike club with people all over the world? Is that a strava thing? And what is GR? Code speak for Tony the Tiger? Once I catch up I will start contributing. Thanks for the patience.
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    Pro-tip: do it like this: sht.
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    Id scrap the passion forum all together, its a breeding ground for unicorn milkers, rainbow chasers and candy cotton farters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by monzie View Post
    Pro-tip: do it like this: sht.
    Fine for you, my keyboard lacks a j.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 12chiles View Post
    Joe mama and me just finished a sixpack, and she's smoking a cigarette.
    Don't worry, when she finds her boots she will head home.



    That's okay, no hurry. She left you something. Don't worry about returning it, it lasts a lifetime.

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    I'm coming in late here. Could somebody enlighten me on how you have a bike club with people all over the world? Is that a strava thing? And what is GR? Code speak for Tony the Tiger? Once I catch up I will start contributing. Thanks for the patience.
    You've seen E.T. before?

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    Who are those people? Turks?

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    If this is like fight club, I am in. Who do I get to fkuc up first? Lorenzzo or @freekofnaturegr?

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    Fine for you, my keyboard lacks a j.
    No it doesn't. Depending on whether you have a Mac or PC it's a different key sequence. Run character map and look for it. It will give you the sequence. That's all the help you get.
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    Quote Originally Posted by heyyall View Post
    I'm coming in late here. Could somebody enlighten me on how you have a bike club with people all over the world? .
    We actually all met at a rendezvous in S. Africa. Nobody knew each other, but came together for one crazy weekend and biked the Hogsback Farm Trail in Lowestoffe. If that trail could talk, it would say we rode the sh-t out of her. Most are from the US, but others from UK, Australia, and a couple Canadian ******s.

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    Quote Originally Posted by monzie View Post
    No it doesn't. Depending on whether you have a Mac or PC it's a different key sequence. Run character map and look for it. It will give you the sequence. That's all the help you get.
    I swear even with the sequence...no j.

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    If this is like fight club, I am in. Who do I get to fkuc up first? Lorenzzo or @freekofnaturegr?

    If not, my advanced apology.
    I believe sounding tough on line is a compensation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by buddha33 View Post
    We actually all met at a rendezvous in S. Africa. Nobody knew each other, but came together for one crazy weekend and biked the Hogsback Farm Trail in Lowestoffe. If that trail could talk, it would say we rode the sh-t out of her. Most are from the US, but others from UK, Australia, and a couple Canadian ******s.
    Mountain bikers with means to globe trot. Interesting. Do you have to get a bloodhound tattoo to be in the club?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lorenzzo View Post
    I believe sounding tough on line is a compensation.
    He sounds pretty tough boss. Them bike seats do nasty things to your junk. If I was better at math I might be able to add it all up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 12chiles View Post
    Damn I wore her boots, I asked if they leak
    Hey dudes. I just purchased a new mountain bike at Costco for $799. I'm too lazy to go out to the garage and check out the name but I'm pretty sure it's a good one. What makes me mad is that the tires weren't fully inflated so I had to make a trip to the local gas station where they charge 75 cents for air.

    Anyway, I'm taking her out to Mission Trails sometime tomorrow after I ditch the wife. I'm dropping her off with the rest of her housewives from O.C. Rattle snakes are abundent this time of year and I can't wait to run over a few of them. I've also purchased one of those video cameras that you can put on your helmet and record your biking. I'm not sure why that would be exciting to anyone but I thought I'd give it a try. Whilst at Costco I also purchased some energy bars, 5 minute energy and some other good stuff.

    I can't stand those people at Costco that sit there in the alleyway just to get a sample of rice or chili. I can understand if you're waiting for a fudge brownie but chili? Really?

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    Your keyboard has a j as you keep typing it. What you're looking for is an upsidedown exclamation mark, two markedly different characters.

    Hold down ALT press 173. That should be it or ALT 1061. I'm on my phone and all I have to do is hold down the exclamation mark. And I pops up.

    Congrats ****stick, you weaseled it out of me. Damn me to hell.
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    Quote Originally Posted by monzie View Post
    Your keyboard has a j as you keep typing it. What you're looking for is an upsidedown exclamation mark, two markedly different characters.

    Hold down ALT press 173. That should be it or ALT 1061. I'm on my phone and all I have to do is hold down the exclamation mark. And I pops up.

    Congrats ****stick, you weaseled it out of me. Damn me to hell.
    Now I feel guilty so I'll point something out. How was I able to type j-s in those posts if I'm unable to type a j? Yes, it's a trick question.

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    For a response, I direct you to my first sentence of my last post.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FamousDavis View Post
    Hey dudes. I just purchased a new mountain bike at Costco for $799. I'm too lazy to go out to the garage and check out the name but I'm pretty sure it's a good one. What makes me mad is that the tires weren't fully inflated so I had to make a trip to the local gas station where they charge 75 cents for air.

    Anyway, I'm taking her out to Mission Trails sometime tomorrow after I ditch the wife. I'm dropping her off with the rest of her housewives from O.C. Rattle snakes are abundent this time of year and I can't wait to run over a few of them. I've also purchased one of those video cameras that you can put on your helmet and record your biking. I'm not sure why that would be exciting to anyone but I thought I'd give it a try. Whilst at Costco I also purchased some energy bars, 5 minute energy and some other good stuff.

    I can't stand those people at Costco that sit there in the alleyway just to get a sample of rice or chili. I can understand if you're waiting for a fudge brownie but chili? Really?

    If its from Costco in gotta be bonafide. You managed to stay under 800 with the air to.
    Don't get to attached, I dought you will though, you'll be riding a different model next week.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 12chiles View Post
    If its from Costco in gotta be bonafide. You managed to stay under 800 with the air to.
    Don't get to attached, I dought you will though, you'll be riding a different model next week.
    No doubt he'll be flipping it for a tidy profit on eBay by this time next week. Then it'll be off to the "used" bike display out front to browse the merchandise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 12chiles View Post
    If its from Costco in gotta be bonafide. You managed to stay under 800 with the air to.
    Don't get to attached, I dought you will though, you'll be riding a different model next week.
    Call me crazy but I detect a hint of sarcasm in your post. Despite what you may be thinking, I conducted thorough research on the type of off road bike I needed for my physique and athletic ability. I'm in better shape than probably 95% of the population so my learning curve is going to be significantly less than most people who are relatively new to mountain biking and terrain riding. Most of my focus will be on open field riding but I'm not ruling out high speed down-hilling either, at least for now.

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    Don't let FD fool you. He's not messing around with $799 Costco bikes. Before we we rode in S. Africa, he was boasting that he's the best MBer on the planet. It wasn't until we saw him in action that we realized it wasn't just arrogance. Dude is that good.

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    Anybody know what is going on here? My home town has a new Costco opening tomorrow. Coincidence? I think not.
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    Quote Originally Posted by buddha33 View Post
    Don't let FD fool you. He's not messing around with $799 Costco bikes. Before we we rode in S. Africa, he was boasting that he's the best MBer on the planet. It wasn't until we saw him in action that we realized it wasn't just arrogance. Dude is that good.
    Buddha, that trip to S Africa was incredible. Remember that day we raced through District 13, right outside of Johannesburg? That sh!t was crazy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by FamousDavis View Post
    Call me crazy but I detect a hint of sarcasm in your post. Despite what you may be thinking, I conducted thorough research on the type of off road bike I needed for my physique and athletic ability. I'm in better shape than probably 95% of the population so my learning curve is going to be significantly less than most people who are relatively new to mountain biking and terrain riding. Most of my focus will be on open field riding but I'm not ruling out high speed down-hilling either, at least for now.
    Sarcasm moi
    Ok you gotta newer bike then me. I'm jealous now.
    By the way I'm with you on the brownies.
    You ever try the garlic bread at Costco in the fresh baked breads, by the sparkugs, and wires.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FamousDavis View Post
    Buddha, that trip to S Africa was incredible. Remember that day we raced through District 13, right outside of Johannesburg? That sh!t was crazy!
    I remember all the roadkill. Who gnu wildebeest were traffic blind?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FamousDavis View Post
    Buddha, that trip to S Africa was incredible. Remember that day we raced through District 13, right outside of Johannesburg? That sh!t was crazy!
    The highlight for me was later that night when we lost Kiwi at dinner. Five hours later we see him cruising the street with a male prostitute. I've never laughed so hard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by @FreakOfNatureGR View Post
    I remember all the roadkill. Who gnu wildebeest were traffic blind?
    How can you remember anything. You were pretty stoned on that African monkey dank
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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
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    I can assure you we're not a bunch of aliases. That said, got any pics you can share?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 12chiles View Post
    How can you remember anything. You were pretty stoned on that African monkey dank
    I'm still pissed they confiscated my entire stash at customs. I was only using it for its medicinal properties.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
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    I love your avatar. If I didn't have a teddybear, the things I could do to yours.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 12chiles View Post
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    PM's down on your site?

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