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    Got a new bike

    I'm not with a mtb any more :-)
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    Well good for you

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    I still see hair on your legs.. She will think you still care for the MTB.
    "We can always find excuses if we want to find them, but if we really want to do something, we have to just go."

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    Quote Originally Posted by sodak View Post
    I still see hair on your legs.. She will think you still care for the MTB.
    Maybe one leg is shaved,and the other one hairy?

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    help with the zip please
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    That left hand is very close to her nipple.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornfield View Post
    Maybe one leg is shaved,and the other one hairy?

    Haha! Very true..
    "We can always find excuses if we want to find them, but if we really want to do something, we have to just go."

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    just wait shaving of the mustache isn't to far behind either.
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    and soon back of your pants, will look like a dyslexic chipmunk.
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    Quote Originally Posted by quazzle View Post
    I'm not with a mtb any more :-)
    Oh man that bike is slumming it, she could do much better!

    some day you will be leaving her for a lighter thinner model, one that doesn't have so much play in the bottom bracket
    Once you go slack, you never go back!

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    Be careful, she's into S&M with those foot restraints.
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    so in the gay community, you're considered a bear, right?

    i asked a fellow man the other night, whom i dont know well, what is between a twink and a bear? he didnt have an answer for me. does anyone?
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    Got a new bike

    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB View Post
    what is between a twink and a bear?
    A condom (if they're playing safe).
    A thin layer of lube if they're not.
    Its all Shits and Giggles until somebody Giggles and Shits

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    I see you like french girls.

    Is that a dropper post? Seems quirky
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    Quote Originally Posted by vice grips View Post
    that doesn't have so much play in the bottom bracket
    ahh man, is it a known issue of this frame? I thought the play caused by factory cheap shimano wheel

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    Quote Originally Posted by gdtrfb24 View Post
    Be careful, she's into S&M with those foot restraints.
    LOL I hoped no one notice it, that's my secret, I like those leather belt foot restrains

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    Is that a dropper post?
    it looks quite standard to me. probably you mean this "small" tail light?



    it's small in size but not in lumens

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB View Post
    so in the gay community, you're considered a bear, right?
    no no LOL I'm just a ... russian... probably.. at least I can speak russian

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    Did someone recently use the term "metrosexual" here in OC? It might apply here, too.
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    Is that bedside WD-40? I'd never lube my chain with it, if you know what I'm saying.
    You're so cute internet tough guy. Noogie...Noogie...Noogie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slow Danger View Post
    Is that bedside WD-40? I'd never lube my chain with it, if you know what I'm saying.
    no no, this is only for "massage" (i used it to remove factory lube before applying new)

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    sure thing quazzle, and the transformers beside the bed aren't to power your toys are they, they're only there for your "reading lamp"?

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    You might as well say goodbye to your favorite trails then. She would'nt last a mile on one. That's one sure way to kill your relationship, if need to.
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