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    God spoke to me, he has asked me to become a priest..!

    I had a vision last night, the lord came to me in my sleep and asked me to become a priest, this is not a joke, im taking my vocation/vows and going to become a man of the lord.

    This has been a long time coming, as a child i had thoughts of joining the priesthood but i brushed them aside and cast off my true calling.

    So id like to thank all my dear friends on MTBR, i love you all dearly but i might be away for an extended period as im embarking on my spiritual journey to serve the lord.

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    Wow, and i thought you found your calling here....
    The lord works in mysterious ways....
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    I guess that means no more sex or going after nicole for tones
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    Congrats. Franciscan?

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    I believe this like I believe the world is flat.
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    Re: God spoke to me, he has asked me to become a priest..!

    I never heard of any rules against priests riding mountain bikes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by deke505 View Post
    I guess that means no more sex or going after nicole for tones
    I shall be giving up all devious thoughts about Nicole, ive fought back those thoughts since last night, and id ask her to please be on here best behaviour whilst around me.
    Dont ever let the truth get in the way of a funny story....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty $anchez View Post
    Congrats. Franciscan?
    Yes i will be releasing an album of monk chants...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    Yes i will be releasing an album of monk chants...



    Buddhist chants are more marketable, gotta take that into consideration.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mikeridesabike View Post
    I never heard of any rules against priests riding mountain bikes.

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    Ive just checked, it is permitted, but not around children....especially not around young orphan boys just entering puberty, but i dont really understand this rule, i must be missing something.
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    As a priest, you probably won't be allowed to post here ever again but at least you can keep on fishing.

    God's speed mate!
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    Quote Originally Posted by deke505 View Post
    I guess that means no more sex or going after nicole for tones
    I hope he likes little boys.

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    I'm SO GLAD my mother refused me to be an "Altered Boy."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    I had a vision last night, the lord came to me in my sleep and asked me to become a priest, this is not a joke, im taking my vocation/vows and going to become a man of the lord.

    This has been a long time coming, as a child i had thoughts of joining the priesthood but i brushed them aside and cast off my true calling.

    So id like to thank all my dear friends on MTBR, i love you all dearly but i might be away for an extended period as im embarking on my spiritual journey to serve the lord.

    In Meliora Contende...
    Congratulations but you do know that you are not really supposed to diddle little boys.


    Quote Originally Posted by Zachariah View Post
    I'm SO GLAD my mother refused me to be an "Altered Boy."

    That is Alter Boy or in these days of political correctness since they allow girls on the alter now too, Alter Server.
    Just stick it in granny and start grinding.

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    I don't think God would be upset if you said, "no thanks". He just needs you here on Earth to entertain, regardless of by what source.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    I shall be giving up all devious thoughts about Nicole, ive fought back those thoughts since last night, and id ask her to please be on here best behaviour whilst around me.
    Any idea on what you're going to do with the panties that Nic sent to you?

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    Tone's just sent me a picture. I guess it's true. You look great mate!!!
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    ^^^ is that before or after Tone's sex change?

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    I'm pretty sure God will forgive you for this thread, but the mods might be altogether less forgiving.

    You trying to get yourself banned mate?
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    Re: God spoke to me, he has asked me to become a priest..!

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    Tone's just sent me a picture. I guess it's true. You look great mate!!!
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    I think I see where Tone's might be going with this... It's all good mate, just know you'll never make Pope tho...


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    Reverend Mitch approves of this thread. Ordained in 1997,rides a mountain bike, and still looks at women

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wishful Tomcat View Post
    ^^^ is that before or after Tone's sex change?
    After!!!
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    Being you profess respect and admiration for 'hard men', and blokes who look like they've been in jail I expect that these are the types of priest you desire to be

    (despite the gayness of Halford)....

    (actually the gayness of Halford certainly fits being a priest, devil worshiping or not)

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    I can recommend drugs (legal) for your distorted religious thoughts... but no... I like you Tone's just the way you are
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