So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.
What about today? Is today the worst day of your life?
We have had guests in our house all week. The guests gave my dog the stomach flu that they brought with them. The dog has pooped twice in the house.
We had planned on going to Mt Rushmore today, so I had the day off.
I had an early morning ride to enjoy my day off. I did a duty in cleaning out the webs for others. I did crashonce and landed in thorns. Just a little blood but no worries.
We drove to the National Eagle Center. I was stopped for speeding on the way back. He asked how fast did I think I was going. I said 55. He said 69. I said that is impossible. He said he calibrated his detector daily. I commented that it was still impossible. He said he was going to had planned on just giving me a warning until I questioned his numerical accuracy. After he spends a few minutes in his car he returns with a warning ticket and asks if I had any questions. I fought the urge to continue our prior debate and said no. Upon departure, I see he wrote the warning with me now going 70. Now I'm pissed bc I know he was indeed wrong about my speed and he was just guessing.
It is not Friday.
It is only the fifth Monday of the week.
I have found that by getting rid of every work week day except Monday, I have fewer highs and lows throughout the week. Everyday sucks equally.
It like socialism meets the calendar.
Friday will start when I clock off from work.