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    Forget what you think you know about eating apples

    Learn how to eat apples "like a boss".



    Just don't chew the seeds. But, if you ate the apple this way, seeds and all, and then started pooping in fields, you could be lending nature a hand by helping spread apple trees over the land.
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    I have other ways of spreading my seeds..... I'm all for total recycling of fruit but some parts aren't made for ingestion.

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    I once worked with an Indian who would eat every bit but the stem and seeds. When he was finished there was just a little pod left. I guess it's because he came from a village without food. I kidded him about it and it pissed him off. That happened a lot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wv_bob View Post
    That happened a lot.
    Him eating an apple completely or you pissing him off?

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    I'm kinda confused. Throughout the video, it seems the message is "if you don't eat it all, including the seeds, yer doin it wrong".

    Then at the end, the PSA message pops up and sez "don't eat the seeds cuz they suk".

    So which is it?
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    Forget what you think you know about eating apples

    Eating the seeds is not a problem. They may be moderately toxic if you chew them up and swallow. When the seeds are kept whole, they pass through the system without harm.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wishful Tomcat View Post
    Him eating an apple completely or you pissing him off?
    Both. Once he started being a ***** he turned into my personal project. i was his boss.
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    This is like eating kiwi whole... not trying to shave off the skin

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    how to eat an apple like an idiot
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    Quote Originally Posted by wsmac View Post
    This is like eating kiwi whole... not trying to shave off the skin
    Are we suppose to shave a kiwi before eating it?
    F*ck Cancer

    Eat your veggies

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    Peaches are easier to eat when they're shaved too
    When you get older, much of your hate comes from knowledge and experience, which is why really old people hate everyone

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    I prefer shaved anyway..........
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    I wonder how many other things I've been eating wrong...?
    The cake is a lie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sodak View Post
    I prefer shaved anyway..........
    Peaches? Kiwi?









    ....oh, wait a second, you are talking about ...

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    I shave my kiwis. Really now, no one wants a mouthful of hair, right?
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    ill waste 30% of my apple. throw it out in the yard, a squirrel will eat the rest.

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    I eat my fruits sliced & diced.

    If we always eat the entire apple from this day forward, should we eliminate the phase "apple core" from our language?
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    Forget what you think you know about eating apples

    Apple core hasn't meant much since they started putting intel into the Macs.


    My dog drools until i give him the apple core.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leopold Porkstacker View Post
    I shave my kiwis. Really now, no one wants a mouthful of hair, right?
    just floss afterwards

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    Quote Originally Posted by heyyall View Post
    My dog drools until i give him the apple core.
    Ahhhh, so they do serve a purpose. I recant my prior suggestion.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sodak View Post
    I prefer shaved anyway..........

    a close shave

    F*ck Cancer

    Eat your veggies

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wishful Tomcat View Post
    I have other ways of spreading my seeds..... I'm all for total recycling of fruit but some parts aren't made for ingestion.
    Surely you're not referring to banana seeds?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leopold Porkstacker View Post
    I shave my kiwis. Really now, no one wants a mouthful of hair, right?
    Is that what you call them these days?
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    Forget what you think you know about eating apples

    I need help. Thoughts?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Optimus View Post
    Surely you're not referring to banana seeds?
    Never heard it referred to as "banana seed" before.

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