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    The First Annual Off Road Slug Awards

    New award for "Worst Commercial of the Season" the Off Road Slug Award! You nominate and vote for your worse waste of T.V. time. Here's my nomination:

    The Dodge "Guts, Glory, Ram Commercial Delivery Van" commercial combines the least likely two concepts "Glory" and "Plumbing" truck while a young boy looks on in "awe". Really? You better hope that thing has a hemi in it. Hate this worse than the "You need a new BMW for Christmas..." Commercials.

    Sorry about the handle hijack DJ!
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    there is only one DirtJunkie around here.....
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    Yep, kind of weird thread. Best let this one die on the vine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mazukea View Post
    there is only one DirtJunkie around here.....
    Agreed!

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    Wait! What happened here?!?!


    Nothing to see... Move along...
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    The First Annual Off Road Slug Awards

    Thats strange's. where is dj's?

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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    Thats strange's. where is dj's?
    I didn't have a commercial.
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    It's all basically elfin magic, like fudge dipped cookies or magic bread.

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    Balance has been restored to the force. No harm done, no bad intentions.
    Default reply: DJ, thanks for your reply!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    I didn't have a commercial.
    You should.

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    90 sec. of DJ. ?.... uh.. no, thank you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishbucket View Post
    90 sec. of DJ. ?.... uh.. no, thank you.
    Hey at least let me leave the room before you talk about me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Hey at least let me leave the room before you talk about me.
    where is the fun in that>
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    Hmmm.... must be missing it.

    Does

    Off Road Slug = DIRTJUNKIE?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flyin_W View Post
    Hmmm.... must be missing it.

    Does

    Off Road Slug = DIRTJUNKIE?
    Hint: There is an edit involved with the first post.
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    Thanks, net.
    Can only assume Forster changed his username, and now feel just like an overstuffed Off Road Slug.

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    FW, No such luck. Here's the chronology: Tried to come up with something to call the award in the middle of a week of Flu/Fever induced dementia. Somehow came up with (read: mind subconsciously reverted to) Dirt Junkie. Not intending to hijack someone's nickname, but doing a good job at it none the less. Then Dirt Junkie PM'd me to point out the error of my ways. In a BFO (Blinding Flash of the Obvious) I realized why DirtJunkie seemed so familiar and changed to an award name I thought no one would have used yet. I'm good until the rider previously known as Off Road Slug comes forward to point out the error of my ways again. The only thing that feels overstuffed this week are my sinuses, but that's another story. Funny how my attempt at starting a post while sick completely derailed itself due to my ineptness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Forster View Post
    FW, No such luck. Here's the chronology: Tried to come up with something to call the award in the middle of a week of Flu/Fever induced dementia. Somehow came up with (read: mind subconsciously reverted to) Dirt Junkie. Not intending to hijack someone's nickname, but doing a good job at it none the less. Then Dirt Junkie PM'd me to point out the error of my ways. In a BFO (Blinding Flash of the Obvious) I realized why DirtJunkie seemed so familiar and changed to an award name I thought no one would have used yet. I'm good until the rider previously known as Off Road Slug comes forward to point out the error of my ways again. The only thing that feels overstuffed this week are my sinuses, but that's another story. Funny how my attempt at starting a post while sick completely derailed itself due to my ineptness.
    Yeah that's what they all say.
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    There's something fishy going on around here.
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    When do I get to nominate this thread for biggest waste of time for 2013.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slow Danger View Post
    When do I get to nominate this thread for biggest waste of time for 2013.
    Too late.

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    I am just waiting for this Off Road Slug to show him/herself...
    c'mout, c'mout wherever you are!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Forster View Post
    Too late.
    Ha ha Forester, you seem to have a sense of humor about all this. Maybe we can nominate this thread for the most awkward thread of 2013.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    There's something fishy going on around here.
    It's snot me... I showered.

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