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    Festivus

    Today, 12/23. Have a happy one.

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    I'm ready to air my grievances if anyone wants to listen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wishful Tomcat View Post
    I'm ready to air my grievances if anyone wants to listen.
    Please, continue...
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    Quote Originally Posted by AZ View Post
    Today, 12/23. Have a happy one.
    Yay! Finally all done shopping. I rather hate the commercial aspect of Christmas. It is bullshit! I mean, why even bother with gift cards? May as well give cash and if you're giving cash then what's the point? This is excluding cash tips to all the good garbage haulers, mailmen, etc, of course. My garbage dude is such a cutie. The whole block has a crush on him.

    Anyway. I chatter. Happy festivus!
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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    Yay! Finally all done shopping. I rather hate the commercial aspect of Christmas. It is bullshit! I mean, why even bother with gift cards? May as well give cash and if you're giving cash then what's the point? This is excluding cash tips to all the good garbage haulers, mailmen, etc, of course. My garbage dude is such a cutie. The whole block has a crush on him.

    Anyway. I chatter. Happy festivus!
    He sounds like a trashy guy to me, be careful. .
    fee-fy-fo-fum...

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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    My garbage dude is such a cutie. The whole block has a crush on him.
    Ever thought of leaving out a bin of suggestive garbage for him?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wishful Tomcat View Post
    Ever thought of leaving out a bin of suggestive garbage for him?
    Great idea! I'm going to see him tomorrow!

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    For those unfamiliar with Festivus here you go.

    Short version here. The Story of Festivus - YouTube

    Longer version here. George Costanza - Festivus - YouTube
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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    Yay! Finally all done shopping. I rather hate the commercial aspect of Christmas. It is bullshit! I mean, why even bother with gift cards? May as well give cash and if you're giving cash then what's the point? This is excluding cash tips to all the good garbage haulers, mailmen, etc, of course. My garbage dude is such a cutie. The whole block has a crush on him.

    Anyway. I chatter. Happy festivus!

    Maybe hide in the trash can this week with a bow tie around you neck the day he comes around?
    "i'll brazilian when YOU do boy, right around the ol' rusty star. Actually, whole fruit bowl. Get on it!" NicoleB

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boyonadyke View Post
    Maybe hide in the trash can this week with a bow tie around you neck the day he comes around?
    Wearing nothing but the bow tie and a smile, of course.
    fee-fy-fo-fum...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Wearing nothing but the bow tie and a smile, of course.
    And maybe some fishnets and heels.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wishful Tomcat View Post
    And maybe some fishents and heels.
    Nahhh, too slvtty. She needs to appear like high class trash for the guy.
    fee-fy-fo-fum...

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    We don't have an aluminum pole but we have a retro aluminum holiday tree decorated with mushrooms

    My grievance to air is that I don't like commuting to work everyday but the compromise is that I can ride to the local trails from the front door

    My feat of strength is that I have started to do hot yoga ... and I have never sweated so much in my life!

    My festivus miracle is that we did not lose any electrical power during the ice storm, and the only tree branch that fell in the yard just missed the fireplace
    F*ck Cancer

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    We don't have an aluminum pole but we have a retro aluminum holiday tree decorated with mushrooms

    My grievance to air is that I don't like commuting to work everyday but the compromise is that I can ride to the local trails from the front door

    My feat of strength is that I have started to do hot yoga ... and I have never sweated so much in my life!


    My festivus miracle is that we did not lose any electrical power during the ice storm, and the only tree branch that fell in the yard just missed the fireplace
    Judy you do know that Fesivus is a made up
    holiday from the show Seinfeld, right.

    From what you said. It sounds like you had a great
    Fesivus like the restivus.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Judy you do know that Fesivus is a made up
    holiday from the show Seinfeld, right.

    Infedel non-believer!!!
    Clearly you have never experienced a true Festivus miracle!!
    Its all Shits and Giggles until somebody Giggles and Shits

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Judy you do know that Fesivus is a made up
    holiday from the show Seinfeld, right.

    From what you said. It sounds like you had a great
    Fesivus like the restivus.
    Im a fan

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    F*ck Cancer

    Eat your veggies

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    Im a fan
    I thought you would be. Just making sure it's clear for all the youngsters.
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    Lot of pole dancers around here.
    "i'll brazilian when YOU do boy, right around the ol' rusty star. Actually, whole fruit bowl. Get on it!" NicoleB

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    Festivus

    Where do I get that shirt?


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