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    Favorite Hostess Snack Thread...Don't be a Ding Dong.

    We all know Hostess has become the latest fatality of our economy. There is another thread pertaining to that issue. So let's keep it light and fluffy.No talk about why they crashed
    This is about your favorite Hostess snack growing up. Many of us grew up with Hostess as a staple in our junk food diet. Even though as adults we have given them up or cut down we still have fond memories of this iconic brand. List your favorite and then go in order to your least favorite. I was always a chocolate nut so my favorite's were chocolate.

    1] Ho Ho's
    2] Suzie Q's
    3] Ding Dong's
    4] Chocolate Cupcake
    5] Chocolate Zingers / they sucked but I would choose them over the vanilla pastries.
    6] No favorites in the vanilla category so I guess Twinkies
    7] Orange covered vanilla cupcakes
    8] And all others pertaining to vanilla

    Chocolate was where it was at with me. Oh I forgot Chocodiles they rocked.
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    Ho Ho's. Perfect cake to chocolate/cream ratio for my taste.

    I found Twinkies to be too sweet and greasy for my taste. I remember buying Twinkie Light (or something along that line) back in early '90s, though I haven't seen it in years. I liked those.

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    The crumb donuts!!!!!!

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    Never tried any of them but im gonna sa HO HOs because i like the name......
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    the fruit pies. apple and cherry
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    They were collateral damage from the bakers union and the current administrations view on junk food. I know they were in bankruptcy and had a revenue issue but I think they could have reorganized like many companies do in this business climate. Why didn't they get offered a bailout? As far as I am concerned Hostess is a national treasure just like General Motors.

    My uncle worked at the Wonder Bread bakery in Sacramento for 30 years and during that time the bakery union were always stirring up trouble during labor negotiations. My uncle would be the first to cross the picket line to do the job he was hired to do. I personally think unions have out lived their usefulness.

    Getting back to the OP - Ding Dongs, Ho Ho's, Chocodiles, Twinkies. In that order.

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    Hell yah ho ho's and ding dong's!

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    Too much Twinkie talk--my favorite hostess is Britney Spears in her Toxic video.
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    vanilla cup cakes with chocolate frosting all day. mmm mmm mmm mmmmm mmm mmm.

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    I was all over the fruit pies as a kid. cherry, in particular. also, the foil wrapped ding dongs. the plastic wrapped ones are not the same. it was many years between ding dongs, so imagine my horror at the flavor of the first plastic wrapped one. I will never forget.

    I went to the store yesterday to buy some Hostess stuff. I wanted a little bit to eat now, but I was gonna be that bastard who puts up the unopened boxes on ebay in a year or two and makes a bunch of money. even if some other company buys the recipes and continues the popular treats, the "Hostess" packaging would be worth money. I bought the last boxes of regular twinkies (nobody was touching the chocolate filled ones), and there wasn't a ding dong in sight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NateHawk View Post
    I was all over the fruit pies as a kid. cherry, in particular. also, the foil wrapped ding dongs. the plastic wrapped ones are not the same. it was many years between ding dongs, so imagine my horror at the flavor of the first plastic wrapped one. I will never forget.

    I went to the store yesterday to buy some Hostess stuff. I wanted a little bit to eat now, but I was gonna be that bastard who puts up the unopened boxes on ebay in a year or two and makes a bunch of money. even if some other company buys the recipes and continues the popular treats, the "Hostess" packaging would be worth money. I bought the last box's of regular twinkies (nobody was touching the chocolate filled ones), and there wasn't a ding dong in sight.
    Ha,ha good idea buy them up an eBay a year down the road. If you can hold out from eating them in that time, doubtful.
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    just bought some halloween edition snowballs. solid.

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    Twinkies for me. My brother and I consumed more than I care to remember.
    Heard that Pabst Brewing company was looking to possibly pick up the brand. Could be a great cross marketing platform, Remember the alcohol energy drink fad? How bout a Blue ribbon twinkie?

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    Best--yellow zingers. They're fvcking Twinkies with frosting on top. No contest.

    Worst--Snowballs. Coconut. Nuff said.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jk13 View Post
    Best--yellow zingers. They're fvcking Twinkies with frosting on top. No contest.

    Worst--Snowballs. Coconut. Nuff said.
    Yeah but the frosting on Zingers sucked.
    Chocodiles are Twinkies covered in chocolate, now that's the shiitt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE, View Post
    Yeah but the frosting on Zingers sucked.
    Chocodiles are Twinkies covered in chocolate, now that's the shiitt.
    How is it I did not know that?!

    I knew moving back to this small-ish town of 100k would limit me in some way. Damn.
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    Quote Originally Posted by junior1210 View Post
    the fruit pies. apple and cherry
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    I was all over the fruit pies as a kid. cherry, in particular.
    Yeah cherry pie is/was my favorite.

    Funny thing happened at a local farmers market a couple weekends ago. One of the merchants were selling home made fruit pies for $12.00 a pie. I was offered a sample of the cherry pie and asked how I like it. I thought to myself that it sure tasted like a Hostess cherry pie but thought that would be rude to say out loud so I said yeah it tasted real good. I did end up buying an apple pie from them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE, View Post
    Yeah but the frosting on Zingers sucked...
    Zingers had to be fresh for the icing to be good.

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    Cherry pies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thatdrewguy View Post
    Yeah cherry pie is/was my favorite.

    Funny thing happened at a local farmers market a couple weekends ago. One of the merchants were selling home made fruit pies for $12.00 a pie. I was offered a sample of the cherry pie and asked how I like it. I thought to myself that it sure tasted like a Hostess cherry pie but thought that would be rude to say out loud so I said yeah it tasted real good. I did end up buying an apple pie from them.
    what a coincidence. there's a lady at my local farmer's market that sells homemade versions, too. she even has some savory ones that are good for a lunch. WAY cheaper than $12, though.

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    I was always a fan of Ho Ho's.

    Ding Dongs were my second favorite.

    Cupcakes cause the swirly white frosting was just fun to eat.

    Twinkies really aren't that good. I haven't ate one in like 20 years.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mazukea View Post
    I was always a fan of Ho Ho's.

    Ding Dongs were my second favorite.

    Cupcakes cause the swirly white frosting was just fun to eat.

    Twinkies really aren't that good. I haven't ate one in like 20 years.
    Well that's OK then because a Twinkies shelf life is 24 years.
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    Rasberry coconut Zingers.... 3 pack instead of 2 in a Hostess.

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    I heard Twinkies will probably be saved after Hostess gets bought out.


    Did you guys check out ebay? A box of Twinkies was going for like $20!! CraZZYY!!
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    But that's not a hostess, that's a flying waitress.
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    I just ate the last two packages of chocolate zingers this weekend. They were the last anything Hostess that the grocery store in my town had.

    Haven't been to any gas stations in the area, but I bet they are dried up.

    Less snack foods to eat will mean I can loose weight easier. I think.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE, View Post
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    But that's not a hostess, that's a flying waitress.
    I did an image search for "sexy hostess" and that was one of many, many images, most of them not suitable for public viewing...

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    The pies for me....cherry mostly but the occasional apple.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mazukea View Post
    I heard Twinkies will probably be saved after Hostess gets bought out.


    Did you guys check out ebay? A box of Twinkies was going for like $20!! CraZZYY!!
    idiots are putting them on ebay now. must be patient, but if they're going for $20 now, I should do well putting my mint, authentic HOSTESS Twinkies up there in a year. Especially after some other company buys them up and tweaks the recipe.

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    PBR and Twinkies??

    It could happen! I'd heard rumors of the Pabst Blue Ribbon conglomerate buying out Hostess, and now I read it may happen.

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    Mine would have to be the chocolate cupcakes. But only if they are fresh.

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    $10,000,000 and this box of Twinkies could be yours.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SkiNBike View Post
    I just ate the last two packages of chocolate zingers this weekend. They were the last anything Hostess that the grocery store in my town had.
    There was a Hostess "thrift shop" on my way home from work. I thought I'd stop on Friday and pick up a few items for the sake of nostalgia. It was sold out, closed down, and had an "out of business" sign on the window by 5:30 Friday afternoon.

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    2) Hoho
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    3.5) chocolate Zingers (also excellent out of the freezer)
    4) raspberry filled powder sugar donuts (can't believe no one has mentioned those yet).
    5) chocolate donettes
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mazukea View Post
    $10,000,000 and this box of Twinkies could be yours.

    Hostess Twinkies Delivered by Van with Your Company Logo Displayed on It | eBay
    In the offer history, every offer has been declined. He's probably getting a bunch of clowns offering him $3.99 or whatever retail is on a box of Twinkies (although the seller is the real clown).
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    I was in a gas station / convenience store today and while waiting for my coffee to be reheated in a microwave I notice a full rack of Hostess. I thought everybody was sold out by now. So what was staring at me but one of my favorites and the last one they had. A dual pack of Suzie Q's so I scooped it up. Now I'm afraid to eat it knowing that in a years time I could e-bay it for $500,000.
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    this is a very shameful story, and i'm not sure i should share it.

    oh what the ****, it's OC

    so when i was a little kid, me, my bro, and our friend Bryan had some ring dings. as you know, they come in packs of 2. i told our friend that i'd "flash him" for the second ring ding. As in, lift my shirt. i was a kid, so i had NOTHING going on. i looked just like him as a matter of fact. But he had a crush on me so he accepted. i'm such a ho.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    this is a very shameful story, and i'm not sure i should share it.

    oh what the ****, it's OC

    so when i was a little kid, me, my bro, and our friend Bryan had some ring dings. as you know, they come in packs of 2. i told our friend that i'd "flash him" for the second ring ding. As in, lift my shirt. i was a kid, so i had NOTHING going on. i looked just like him as a matter of fact. But he had a crush on me so he accepted. i'm such a ho.
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    Well the inevitable happened a lot sooner than I had expected . The dual pack of Suzie Q's I picked up yesterday disappeared. Yep I set them on the seat of my truck. I hadn't eaten all morning and as 10a.m. rolled around I couldn't help myself, so I ate um. The initial plan was "the hold" then "the sell" on eBay in a year. They didn't make the trip.
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    Man this thread makes me crave some cupcakes of the chocolate variety.

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    We talked about this subject tonight at a family gathering. Everyone seems to know about it and we all joked about which personal favorites we'd miss.

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    I walked into Safeway tonight....the shelves were full of Hostess stuff. Except Twinkies. But they had boxes of Ho Ho's, Ding Dong's, Zingers....it was incredible. I didn't buy any.
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    Breaking News…

    Looks like we will be stuffing our faces full of our favorite Hostess snacks by mid summer. Hostess got bought…Hostess Sells Twinkies Brand to Investment Firms - NYTimes.com
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    Seriously? In this day and age of people being aware of the origin of ingredients in processed foods (and the questionable processing methods), they still eat this garbage??? I think I’ve eaten a Twinkie twice before (sometime back in the late 1970s) and maybe a Suzie Q once in the early 1980s. Even with the immense amount of weed I smoked in the decades after that, I still had no desire to eat that stuff.
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    What? No votes for crocodiles? The chocolate dipped Twinkie? Heard you can only get them through online orders these days, but I love those dang things. Probably haven't had one in 20 years.

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    It's all about the Ho-Ho's and Suzie Q's for me. I' have been anticipating the return. And it's getting closer. Hostess: Twinkies to return to shelves July 15
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    So what gives Hostess was bought out and renamed Hostess Brands. Do they still make all the old originals.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    So what gives Hostess was bought out and renamed Hostess Brands. Do they still make all the old originals.
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    I believe this is old news. It's this new company called Hostess Brands LLC that bought out the old Hostess Inc company that had filed for bankruptcy. They started selling twinkies back in 2013 under the Hostess Brands LLC company. They made the comeback possible.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    I believe this is old news. It's this new company called Hostess Brands LLC that bought out the old Hostess Inc company that had filed for bankruptcy. They started selling twinkies back in 2013 under the Hostess Brands LLC company. They made the comeback possible.
    Yes old news that's why this thread was started. What I'm wondering is if this new brand makes all the original Hostess snacks from back in the day. Anybody seen actual original Ho-Ho's or Suzy Q's etc... Out and about.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Yes old news that's why this thread was started. What I'm wondering is if this new brand makes all the original Hostess snacks from back in the day. Anybody seen actual original Ho-Ho's or Suzy Q's etc... Out and about.
    I believe they do. I only eat Twinkies and they've been made by the new company since they started in 2013. They seem to taste slightly different though. They're legit Twinkies but I'm certain they mucked with the recipe just a little, maybe they're using different preservatives or something. I'm pretty sure I've seen the others on the shelves but like I said I zero in on the Twinkies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    I believe they do. I only eat Twinkies and they've been made by the new company since they started in 2013. They seem to taste slightly different though. They're legit Twinkies but I'm certain they mucked with the recipe just a little, maybe they're using different preservatives or something. I'm pretty sure I've seen the others on the shelves but like I said I zero in on the Twinkies.
    That's what I'm curious about. If they still make all the originals with the same recipes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    That's what I'm curious about. If they still make all the originals with the same recipes.
    I seem to recall that they claim to use the same recipes but I do feel like they've tweaked them a bit. If I can get a 2 pack of Ding Dongs I'll give them a try in the next week or so.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    I seem to recall that they claim to use the same recipes but I do feel like they've tweaked them a bit. If I can get a 2 pack of Ding Dongs I'll give them a try in the next week or so.


    I was so addicted to some of those snacks as a kid. The kids these day's have no idea what they missed out on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post


    I was so addicted to some of those snacks as a kid. The kids these day's have no idea what they missed out on.

    Add a Big Wheel and a Schwinn Stingray with playing cards clothes pinned to the spokes and life was great.
    We must have grown up in the same 'hood. I had both those wheeled pieces of fun. Loved my Stingray in particular. I thought I was da bomb when riding that thing!
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    Stingrays, Twinkies and HoHos...ahh, the memories!

    (truth be told, we were too poor for a Stingray, I had the cheap-o Sears Roebuck immitation). Bought my first Stingray about five years ago. It's an all original Sturmey Archer three speed. Really nice shape too. Still have it!

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    I bought a Hostess Cherry Pie the other day, and it was the worst thing ever.

    Nothing in common with 2 years ago.

    More dried out inside than a witches crotch.


    I have noticed that the displays have product just sitting there. I am not the only one who noticed.

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    Back when I was a kid I had a paper route, Newark News and Red Bank Register. On collection day, I'd always stop at the corner store (no 7-11's back then) and blow my profits on Suzie-Q's or the orange cup-cakes with a Coke, maybe a Dr.Pepper. MMMmmm!
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    Refrigerated ding dongs. But I'm a little Debbie fan

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    Just for DJ I'll make a stand for the Ho Ho!! Best thing ever!!
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    Drake's Coffee Cakes?
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    Quote Originally Posted by sodak View Post
    Just for DJ I'll make a stand for the Ho Ho!! Best thing ever!!


    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Drake's Coffee Cakes?
    Oh I forgot about those. Another favorite of mine although I think the Ho's win by a nose.
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Drake's Coffee Cakes?
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    Oh I forgot about those. Another favorite of mine although I think the Ho's win by a nose.
    Newman likes Drake's coffee cakes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    Newman likes Drake's coffee cakes.

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    Good call I forgot about that scene.

    "That's the big boy"
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    Newman!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Good call I forgot about that scene.

    "That's the big boy"
    I remember that when I first saw this I really wanted a Drake's. However as near as I can tell they're not available out west?

    That whole episode is pretty funny, but I suppose you can say that about most episodes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    I remember that when I first saw this I really wanted a Drake's. However as near as I can tell they're not available out west?

    That whole episode is pretty funny, but I suppose you can say that about most episodes.
    Yep pretty much all were hilarious. I just emailed that clip to my brother and brother in-law who are both big Seinfeld fans.
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    Hostess cupcakes with that little squigdly bit on top. They're as good as firm ripe apples.

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    Quote Originally Posted by norton55 View Post
    Hostess cupcakes with that little squigdly bit on top. They're as good as firm ripe apples.
    I believe those "squigdly" things are a written ohhh...ohhh... man... this is soooo good but only in Hostess speak.
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    My favorite "hostess" snacks are her ear and neck.

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    Who is your hostess, Little Debbie?


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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Who is your hostess, Little Debbie?


    "Debbie does Twinkies"
    Yes it's Little Debbie but there's nothing little about her in the areas where it counts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Yes it's Little Debbie but there's nothing little about her in the areas where it counts.
    Her ears and neck?

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    Quote Originally Posted by norton55 View Post
    Her ears and neck?
    Of course, what else did you think I meant???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Of course, what else did you think I meant???
    Your not into the "Little Red Riding Hood" fetish are you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by norton55 View Post
    Your not into the "Little Red Riding Hood" fetish are you?
    That's private

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    That's private
    One of Lana's unreleased songs is about you, Hawg.

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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    One of Lana's unreleased songs is about you, Hawg.

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    Wow, she told you? You guy must be pretty tight because she told me that she wasn't going to let anyone else know.

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    Actually, Chuck told me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Actually, Chuck told me.
    That makes sense. But don't be moving in on my girl!

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    I'm gonna go grab a Starbucks...I'll be back in a few...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    But don't be moving in on my girl!
    Oh, we're just friends.
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Oh, we're just friends.
    uh-huh, that's my friend says about this girl he's bonking because he doesn't want any commitments.

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    Benefits?
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    Benefits?
    Don't even say that word.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Don't even say that word.
    What word, Twinkies?
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    Twinkies with benefits.
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    Holy crap, its the OC swinger's club in here!

    Hawg, I may have bumped into you in a fetish chatroom a couple times.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    Holy crap, its the OC swinger's club in here!

    Hawg, I may have bumped into you in a fetish chatroom a couple times.
    Were ding dongs the main course?
    Quote Originally Posted by targnik View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Were ding dongs the main course?
    They're one of the featured courses, along with twinkies.
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    Ding Dongs and Twinkies...........you guys are killing me.

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    Now I want cupcakes.
    Hold my beer and watch this!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brisk Eddie View Post
    Now I want cupcakes.
    With white creamy frosting?
    Quote Originally Posted by targnik View Post
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    Yeah, I like to lick it, then stat eating from the bottom.

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    With white creamy frosting?
    Hold my beer and watch this!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brisk Eddie View Post
    Yeah, I like to lick it, then stat eating from the bottom.
    Where do you do that...umm I mean can you give me a location?


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    Quote Originally Posted by targnik View Post
    So I shoot off all full of bravado, hit this wee booter - grabbing some air, then I land - leading into a greasy rut.

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    In the dark, with Barry White music....

    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Where do you do that...umm I mean can you give me a location?


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    Hold my beer and watch this!

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