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    The Fart Thread

    Well, the Poop thread has run it's course, so I thought I'd light up the boards with something a bit milder, innocuous and just as humorous... The Green Cloud.

    I'll start off with this bit of plagerism.... pretty common in the trades and in construction to ambush your fellow coworkers with a stink bomb, but this guy takes the prize...

    best of craigslist: I farted on every single one of my employees. All 37 of them.
    "i'll brazilian when YOU do boy, right around the ol' rusty star. Actually, whole fruit bowl. Get on it!" NicoleB

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    For a minute there I almost read the whole thing.
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    ************^^^^^^^^^Rock Garden

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    Social Farting...

    "We can always find excuses if we want to find them, but if we really want to do something, we have to just go."

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    Great thread.

    When I was in high school, I had 2 simultaneous roommates that were just farting machines. Silent killers, high vibrato, rumblers, and probably some sharts too... You name it they did it. Crazy guys.

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    Must be the crappy zoo food
    LOL @ 0:28

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    Remember the fart scene in Blazing Saddles?
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    The fart scene in the Nutty Professor is hilarious, too!
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    Many years ago. A new mechanic started work in the shop where I was working. In the usual show of masculine talents to establish a proper pecking order, I proceeded to burp the entire alphabet. Much to my surprise and wonder, the new fellow farted the first six notes of the star spangled banner with such perfect pitch and timing that Sousa himself would have been impressed. He won.

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    Has anybody seen brazilian farting porn or japanese farting porn ?

    Some guys love women farting on their face, its very very weird, i mean im into a lot of things but not farting lol
    Dont ever let the truth get in the way of a funny story....

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    Just realized that the hippo fart sounds very similar to this:


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    Quote Originally Posted by ambassadorhawg View Post
    Remember the fart scene in Blazing Saddles?
    The toilet scene in Dumb and Dumber.
    You're so cute internet tough guy. Noogie...Noogie...Noogie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    the big aussie rep bomb is comin your way

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    The Fart Thread

    Must be rad to have a **** flinging tail.
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    So after my bike ride today, I decided to go to Southern Appalachian Brewery for a little pizza and a few beers.

    Sitting at the bar, I let one slip, not really worrying too much about the noise since it was pretty loud in there. A few seconds later, I noticed it stunk. So I started looking around with the "who did that, it stinks" look.

    A little bit later I had to fart again so I walked to bathroom crop dusting a large table on the way.....yeah, I am that a$$hole.
    Just stick it in granny and start grinding.

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    ^ good work!!!
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    My farts smell like roses.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kjlued View Post
    A little bit later I had to fart again so I walked to bathroom crop dusting a large table on the way.....yeah, I am that a$$hole.
    Outstanding!!
    "We can always find excuses if we want to find them, but if we really want to do something, we have to just go."

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    Quote Originally Posted by nwbikur View Post
    My farts smell like roses.
    You better get that checked out, that is just not natural.

    Either that or quit eating potpourri. It really isn't good for you.
    Just stick it in granny and start grinding.

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    I was at a team meeting and while my boss was speaking, she snarted...she had a sneezing fit and accidentally farted. I guess she was distracted by the sneezes and let her guard down for a second and WHAM! She let one escape

    I said "Gesundheit" and she kept on talking... I couldn't look at my colleagues because I would have bursted out in laughing fit.
    I'm such a team player lol.
    F*ck Cancer

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    Never heard the term "snarted" before...lol!

    Here's a scene from Talladega Nights that didn't make it into the film.

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    what would a fart thread be without mr. methane?





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    ROFLMAO! Good work, monogod!
    "i'll brazilian when YOU do boy, right around the ol' rusty star. Actually, whole fruit bowl. Get on it!" NicoleB

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    The farting preacher

    Just stick it in granny and start grinding.

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    lol Mr Methane and Pastor Gas

    Here is someone else fartistic talent

    F*ck Cancer

    Eat your veggies

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