Many years ago. A new mechanic started work in the shop where I was working. In the usual show of masculine talents to establish a proper pecking order, I proceeded to burp the entire alphabet. Much to my surprise and wonder, the new fellow farted the first six notes of the star spangled banner with such perfect pitch and timing that Sousa himself would have been impressed. He won.
So after my bike ride today, I decided to go to Southern Appalachian Brewery for a little pizza and a few beers.
Sitting at the bar, I let one slip, not really worrying too much about the noise since it was pretty loud in there. A few seconds later, I noticed it stunk. So I started looking around with the "who did that, it stinks" look.
A little bit later I had to fart again so I walked to bathroom crop dusting a large table on the way.....yeah, I am that a$$hole.
I was at a team meeting and while my boss was speaking, she snarted...she had a sneezing fit and accidentally farted. I guess she was distracted by the sneezes and let her guard down for a second and WHAM! She let one escape
I said "Gesundheit" and she kept on talking... I couldn't look at my colleagues because I would have bursted out in laughing fit.
I'm such a team player lol.