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    Quote Originally Posted by Trailrider92 View Post
    Don't forget the Enya playing in the background..very important..
    Enya and Fabio.

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    sometimes i go all out with the candles (like all women, obv). Not tonight though, i think i'll go troll facebook chat to get my rocks off. See you guys later.

    midnight masturbation banter on mtbr. should we check road bike review to see if the same is going on? i'm betting not.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ambassadorhawg View Post
    We're learning a lot tonight.
    I'm taking notes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    I guess it sets a romantic mood. Nicky, you're cool with all of us watching?
    That may indeed eliminate the need for Fabio.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    sometimes i go all out with the candles (like all women, obv). Not tonight though, i think i'll go troll facebook chat to get my rocks off. See you guys later.

    midnight masturbation banter on mtbr. should we check road bike review to see if the same is going on? i'm betting not.
    The party is over....
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    I guess it sets a romantic mood. Nicky, you're cool with all of us watching?
    it's not romantic. its mechanical. tape yourself and watch it. nothing sexy about performing a chore
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    No hawg...i'm back. i never specified how long "later" was.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ambassadorhawg View Post
    The party is over....
    Just in time. I am done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    it's not romantic. its mechanical. tape yourself and watch it. nothing sexy about performing a chore
    you just knocked the wind out of me
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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    No hawg...i'm back. i never specified how long "later" was.
    Is the recorder on?
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    i've got a flip phone and tube tvs. you think i have any kind of fancy recording device? let alone how to work it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    i've got a flip phone and tube tvs. you think i have any kind of fancy recording device? let alone how to work it?
    obviously you seem to manage just fine.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    i've got a flip phone and tube tvs. you think i have any kind of fancy recording device? let alone how to work it?
    You do have a fancy bike. We all assumed you'd have all the other fancy toys too.

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    I have my priorities Shibby

    hawg.....think, "mechanical....dead eyes.....maintenance" sound familiar?
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    ....and that wasnt a wife joke
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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    I have my priorities Shibby

    hawg.....think, "mechanical....dead eyes.....maintenance" sound familiar?
    Got it
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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    I have my priorities Shibby

    hawg.....think, "mechanical....dead eyes.....maintenance" sound familiar?
    Priority? I thought it was easy for chicks to "get stuff" by asking their boytoys/BFs/spouses?

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    i'm an independent woman! i just dont dig electronics. anything nice i own in the electronic category has been a gift. Even my car is sadder than my bike
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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    i'm an independent woman! i just dont dig electronics. anything nice i own in the electronic category has been a gift. Even my car is sadder than my bike
    ...maybe I'm doing it wrong with the wife.....

    her new SUV - check
    her tablet - check
    4G phone - check
    uggs - check
    foster kids - check....

    ...... hmmmmmmm...... *rubs chin*.....hmmm


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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    i'm an independent woman! i just dont dig electronics. anything nice i own in the electronic category has been a gift. Even my car is sadder than my bike
    I'm actually on the same page as you. No fancy electronics in my home. But my truck is one of my "other women".
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    Sadder than your bike? whatcha talkin bout, willis? Your bike isn't sad.
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Sadder than your bike? whatcha talkin bout, willis? Your bike isn't sad.
    She probably has a MB CLK AMG63....

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    Quote Originally Posted by shibiwan View Post
    She probably has a MB CLK AMG63....

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    Ask Sti, he probably knows the truth about Nic.
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    Where did the new girl go?
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Where did the new girl go?
    She's probably roaming about the forum getting to know the place. But she'll be back once she sees that this is the place to be.
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