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  1. #1151
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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy03 View Post
    Why the f*ck would you want to give a handjob to someone else?
    It's the holidays, a time for giving. And if you give it to yourself, it's not called a handjob.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy03 View Post
    Why the f*ck would you want to give a handjob to someone else?
    if you use the double dutch rudder technique, its not gay.
    If you arent bleeding, you arent riding hard enough.
    http://about.me/bigterry

    Quote Originally Posted by Hutch3637 View Post
    I don't need sex. My life fvcks me daily.

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    ^^^ Okay I give up. What is the double
    dutch rubber technique?

  4. #1154
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    you don't know about the Double Dutch Rudder? Where have you been?!!
    I like to hug trees at FULL SPEED!
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    I'm old and out of touch.

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    nah, you don't want to know about the DDR. lol.

    It involves another man....
    I like to hug trees at FULL SPEED!
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    I don't know about any of this stuff. May not be old but definitely out of touch it appears

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    I actually found it on Youtube.

    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/AFibzi1dd3k" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
    I like to hug trees at FULL SPEED!
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    Quote Originally Posted by NateHawk View Post
    I don't know about any of this stuff. May not be old but definitely out of touch it appears
    Your in the bible belt Nate, this stuff doesnt infiltrate there, its banned....
    Dont ever let the truth get in the way of a funny story....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mazukea View Post
    I actually found it on Youtube.
    >
    I'm not even going to watch that!

    Seriously there's a youtube video for this? GAWD!.... forget Wikipedia, or asking your Dad or Mom, or even the family priest!... YOUTUBE HAS EVERYTHING ON VIDEO! (to include, of course, all it's variants... HisTube, HerTube, HandTube, ButtcrackTube, Neighbor'sDogTube, BicycleSeatTubeTube, IforgotTheLubeTube..... on & on...)

    "Just Tube It!"

    Now I gotta get a t-shirt with that on it... just not sure about the logo...

    eta: This is SO far off topic! lol
    I'm just glad this is officially the "... put a face to an avatar" instead of a "full frontal pics" thread
    Although considering where this thread has digressed to... the title, "Ever wanted to put a face to an avatar?" actually sorta fits... using a bit of imagination of course!

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    dude - that sounds pretty risky, if you ask me...

    where do you put the sack during the numbing process?

    Quote Originally Posted by Saul Lumikko View Post
    ^ On the topic of terms and sexual stuff, I'm sure everyone knows the masturbation technique called "stranger".

    But not many have heard about "the reverse stranger", which involves placing your penis under your thigh until it's numb, so when you stroke it it feels like you're giving a handjob to someone else.

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    We could ever start My Tube.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saul Lumikko View Post
    ^ On the topic of terms and sexual stuff, I'm sure everyone knows the masturbation technique called "stranger".

    But not many have heard about "the reverse stranger", which involves placing your penis under your thigh until it's numb, so when you stroke it it feels like you're giving a handjob to someone else.
    I heard someone saying a few days ago that you need to shave one leg to get that off proper.
    if you combined the two is that like watching porn?

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    Quote Originally Posted by aikane View Post
    Maybe your not really into him, so a blowjob or fcuk would be out of the question?
    Ahhh, you make a valid point. I guess it would be kinda s!utty to go all the way with everyone.
    Ahhhh...Ahhhh....it's the hammy, it's the hammy!!

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    i just like to sit between two dudes in a car and "row the boat". if you catch my drift.
    fap

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    i just like to sit between two dudes in a car and "row the boat". if you catch my drift.

    x-country skiing

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    ok, fine, never done it, but it's a funny thing to threaten when smashed into a back seat between two dudes. Might as well make light of the situation
    fap

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    Marlon Brando, Pocahontas, and me.
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    The Dude abides.

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    Row, row, row your boat. Sounds good
    to me.

  20. #1170
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    Quote Originally Posted by rpinata View Post
    Marlon Brando, Pocahontas, and me.
    Thank god someone got this thread out of the gutter!

    Here's a self-timer pic of me and my wife from a hike a month or so ago. I prefer to avoid close-ups. I look better from a distance.
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    Me and our snowman from a couple winters ago when it finally snowed here.
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    rOCktoberfest 2015 pt I here
    rOCktoberfest 2015 pt II here

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    It snows in Alabama?!
    flat brimmed, d-bag, know-it-all

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    net worker we prefer pics of you dog sorry too easy had to





    I'm more pissed because we don't have any snow yet....
    Sj
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    Sorry, didn't mean to scare anyone...hope you didn't have small children near by.

    And yeah, it snows in Alabama about once every 4⅛ - 12 years! A couple years ago we got a little over a foot of snow. That's a lot for around here.
    rOCktoberfest 2015 pt I here
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    This is from yesterday while attempting to enter blocked off gold mine tunnels. I'm on the left, and my long time friend John, is on the right. Pic was taken at the Desert Queen gold mine site in Joshua Tree National Park.
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