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    Before I was married, I dated a girl who was seriously into horses. She had a feisty Thoroughbred mare that didn't like anybody but her owner. I got tossed off that horse once. That was a loooooong fall.

    So yes, I too have fallen off a horse and off a mtn bike.

    These days, I take the family out a few times a year to do some tame trail riding on old, broken down, calm trail horses. It's a lot of fun. Mentally relaxing and it's fun to get them up and going when they wanna play.

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    Nicole, I think your nose is fine just the way it is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by big terry View Post
    wait, hot blondes that ride mtb? surely this is a troll.
    You need to visit So Cal, my good man. They are crawling out of the woodwork here on a warm weather day.

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    Nicole has blazed a trail where hot blondes will just start randomly appearing in the OC forum!
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    Funny thing is..I'm not even a blonde anymore Those were from this past summer.
    Been rockin' the brunette for the last few months. Feel like I'm always changing the color of muh hurrr..
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    Ah, I can see you're a fun girl, Trailrider92. Welcome aboard!

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    Quote Originally Posted by big terry View Post
    wait, hot blondes that ride mtb? surely this is a troll.
    apparently not just MTB...

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    Quote Originally Posted by marpilli View Post
    Welcome! I need to dig through the photo bin at my mom's house and try to find a pic of me on my first Huffy.
    I loved that bike, I still remember riding that bike, and getting off those training wheel's. That bike fell off the side of a trail and is at the bottom of a river, I attempted to save it, but it was gone. I wanna say I was around 6 or 7.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scottap2003 View Post
    Oh crap! Nicole has a competitor in the cute blonde category that's not afraid to come out of the women's lounge. Guys, nobody move, you might spook her.
    Stop staring! You're creeping her out!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bill in Houston View Post
    Stop staring! You're creeping her out!
    Honestly I am yet to come to observing the nose contours. I always get stuck elsewhere. .
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    another broad who wont leave her hair color alone? hmmmmm

    hey, do you also happen to have an abnormal love of poop and farts and potty humor in general? i'm talkin, like, abnormal obsessive maturity of a 12 year oldl love of toots?

    if so....twinsies!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bill in Houston View Post
    Stop staring! You're creeping her out!
    If she's easily creeped out, she's in the wrong place...

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    Quote Originally Posted by literocola View Post
    I loved that bike, I still remember riding that bike, and getting off those training wheel's. That bike fell off the side of a trail and is at the bottom of a river, I attempted to save it, but it was gone. I wanna say I was around 6 or 7.
    You were rocking the hard core stuff. I think my Huffy rusted out after I left it out one season.

    I remember trying to jump it off of the pitchers mound at the local ball field. Ate dirt a few times that day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trailrider92 View Post
    First pic is me and my other bike. (Or Maybe my bike is my other horse..idk which)
    Second pic is my dad and I hiking in the Catskills this summer.
    Well Heellloo Trailrider, you look like you might need a body guard on here Trailrider, but seeings im already Nicoles self appointed body guard, i really cant take on both shifts as im as loyal as they come, but is there is a split in the ranks i'll let you know
    Dont ever let the truth get in the way of a funny story....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    Well Heellloo Trailrider, you look like you might need a body guard on here Trailrider, but seeings im already Nicoles self appointed body guard, i really cant take on both shifts as im as loyal as they come, but is there is a split in the ranks i'll let you know
    Her dad is taken Tones. Calm down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by osokolo View Post
    Her dad is taken Tones. Calm down.
    ^ ^

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    ^^^^ LOL you muppets, im not talking about him , i talking about the loverly Trailrider, she is going to need an Aussie connection to protect her from all of you deviate Americans and Canadians on here, her very own Steve Irwin, well her search has just ended, im the man...
    God ,now im gonna have to look after Nic, Maya and Trailrider from you sickos, i'll have to start up my very own online business...
    I'll get back with a name for you very soon...
    Dont ever let the truth get in the way of a funny story....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trailrider92 View Post
    Funny thing is..I'm not even a blonde anymore Those were from this past summer.
    Been rockin' the brunette for the last few months. Feel like I'm always changing the color of muh hurrr..
    You need any Uggs boots?

    I can get you the bro deal....15% off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    ^^^^ LOL you muppets, im not talking about him , i talking about the loverly Trailrider, she is going to need an Aussie connection to protect her from all of you deviate Americans and Canadians on here, her very own Steve Irwin, well her search has just ended, im the man...
    God ,now im gonna have to look after Nic, Maya and Trailrider from you sickos, i'll have to start up my very own online business...
    I'll get back with a name for you very soon...
    Um, I loved Steve and all but I don't think he's good example to use if you considered how things turned out for him.

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    Is Tone's over his last hot blonde yet? Remember, Saul?
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    i can take care of myself!!!! but that's sweet, Tones
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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    another broad who wont leave her hair color alone? hmmmmm

    hey, do you also happen to have an abnormal love of poop and farts and potty humor in general? i'm talkin, like, abnormal obsessive maturity of a 12 year oldl love of toots?

    if so....twinsies!
    That's it. Good job scaring her away Nic. Haven't heard of peep from her in a while now. Way to eliminate the competition...

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    Quote Originally Posted by marpilli View Post
    If she's easily creeped out, she's in the wrong place...
    just trying to postpone her inevitable exit. nobody ever stays here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    i can take care of myself!!!! but that's sweet, Tones
    Nicky has a license to kill.

    And a black-belt in nine millimeter.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    i can take care of myself!!!! but that's sweet, Tones
    Nic, that's sad that you have to do that.

    I'd never expect that of my lady. That's what I'm there for.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trailrider92 View Post
    Funny thing is..I'm not even a blonde anymore Those were from this past summer.
    Been rockin' the brunette for the last few months. Feel like I'm always changing the color of muh hurrr..
    had to go and bring out the dark hair...

    If you arent bleeding, you arent riding hard enough.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ambassadorhawg View Post
    That's it. Good job scaring her away Nic. Haven't heard of peep from her in a while now. Way to eliminate the competition...
    Intrawebz Tonya Harding move???

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    Poor BT is all shattered now...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trail Ninja View Post
    Nic, that's sad that you have to do that.

    I'd never expect that of my lady. That's what I'm there for.
    yeah but...i'm chatting all lonely on MTBR. you guys are only there in spirit
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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    yeah but...i'm chatting all lonely on MTBR. you guys are only there in spirit
    Where's the bf?

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    the snoring grumpy buffoon?

    i'll have to get back to ya in a bit. i cant type with just my left hand
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    You need any Uggs boots?

    I can get you the bro deal....15% off.
    Dang - would have been great to know this before my wife ran out to buy uggs....

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    the snoring grumpy buffoon?

    i'll have to get back to ya in a bit. i cant type with just my left hand
    Well hurry up and fap faster, dammit!

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    the snoring grumpy buffoon?

    i'll have to get back to ya in a bit. i cant type with just my left hand
    That's just rude. Put that dil... er... thing down immediately.

    -S

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    What's goin on here?
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    What's goin on here?
    Some online female fapping, why?

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    Just curious.
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    You just don't find this kind of stuff stalking FB pages.
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    ^ Guess it's our lucky night, then.

    Nicole, are you done yet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ambassadorhawg View Post

    Nicole, are you done yet?
    Hey now, don't rush the woman!!

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    Whazzzup, girl?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ambassadorhawg View Post
    ^ Guess it's our lucky night, then.

    Nicole, are you done yet?
    Pics or it didn't happen. As always.

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    Christ guys, dont you know i need to light candles and open a bottle of wine and find my novels with fabio on the cover?
    fap

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trailrider92 View Post
    Hey now, don't rush the woman!!
    Uh-oh! The cat is out of the bag...

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    Dam, you go all out, Nicole.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    Christ guys, dont you know i need to light candles and open a bottle of wine and find my novels with fabio on the cover?
    Well Christ! WTH have you been doing all this time then?

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    Christ guys, dont you know i need to light candles and open a bottle of wine and find my novels with fabio on the cover?
    Don't forget the Enya playing in the background..very important..

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    Christ guys, dont you know i need to light candles and open a bottle of wine and find my novels with fabio on the cover?
    Must be a female thing. Candles?

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    I guess it sets a romantic mood. Nicky, you're cool with all of us watching?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trailrider92 View Post
    Don't forget the Enya playing in the background..very important..
    We're learning a lot tonight.

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