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    Ever have to fight the urge to dry-hump your bike?

    You know, maybe it's brand new. Or better yet, an old trusted steed fresh off a long, great ride. You see it there in the corner of the garage. The drivetrain's cleaned. Or maybe you're just walking past while headed to the car, and look over at the newly installed set of tires. They're bigger and plumper than your old rubber. You kind of want to give them a pinch and a slap. Or maybe it's as simple as knowing you get to take her for a ride in a couple hours, say, after some errands are finished, and you're excited.

    Maybe you just kind of want to rub yourself against the fork. Or mount a tire and grind for a couple strokes. I'm not talking about finishing or anything. Just the urge. Maybe you fight it off and just sit on her for a bit. Does this sound like you?

    Creep. Get some help for christ's sake. Pull yourself together. Jesus H. you're a mess.
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    You bother to fight the urge? why?

    My bike sits next to my bed for a reason.
    "Bigring, that's deep. ...Well, I suspect it is. I didn't read it."

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    my fingers work wonders all over her frame.
    There's something about those long grueling climbs that gets my front end all stiff... And I'm not talking about lockout...

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    especially when theyre lathered and Im greasing her threads
    There's something about those long grueling climbs that gets my front end all stiff... And I'm not talking about lockout...

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    gets my front end all stiff. mmmmmmm...
    There's something about those long grueling climbs that gets my front end all stiff... And I'm not talking about lockout...

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    dang it! just went soft... me and my damn ED :/
    There's something about those long grueling climbs that gets my front end all stiff... And I'm not talking about lockout...

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    I never understood why all others are ugly compared to mine. I'm just loyal that way. "Yes baby we can go out soon".
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    So OP, you used to be bluestatevirgin, but then you changed your name. May I assume that this name change occurred just after you first gave in to that urge?
    I've made some bad decisions like taking the gears off my bike. So here's the warning: Do not as I say, nor as I do.

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    I'm gentle with my ride, I always grease before insertion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by erik1245 View Post
    So OP, you used to be bluestatevirgin, but then you changed your name. May I assume that this name change occurred just after you first gave in to that urge?
    Instert I lost my bluestatevirgin after "yo mamma" joke here:
    You're so cute internet tough guy. Noogie...Noogie...Noogie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigRingGrinder View Post
    You bother to fight the urge? why?

    My bike sits next to my bed for a reason.
    Well, I guess that explains your user name...

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    I lovingly rub it on occasion and mount it often but have never had the urge to hump it.
    "Tortured by mental illness" ~monogod

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    The bike version of this?

    btw, has he been beaten to death yet? (after showing his mug on TV)

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    Quote Originally Posted by aerius View Post
    Well, I guess that explains your user name...
    Clearly...
    "Bigring, that's deep. ...Well, I suspect it is. I didn't read it."

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    I know of a girl who licks bike frames....

    Does it get any sexier than that?!
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    Since this girl is holding the wheels does she count as the frame? I can envisage some people doing a little dry humping

    Ever have to fight the urge to dry-hump your bike?-sexygirlsbikes33squares.jpg
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    dry? not for long.
    "Bigring, that's deep. ...Well, I suspect it is. I didn't read it."

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    Ever have to fight the urge to dry-hump your bike?

    That was freaking hilarious! I almost LOL. Which I don't think my wife sleeping next to me would find so funny. She often wonders why I spend so much time in the garage.
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