Does this make me a bad person?

[Bro]

There's an elementary school right behind my house -- their playground fence is my patio fence.

So yesterday, I was cooking bacon for lunch and I had the back/kitchen door open. I went outside for a minute, and there was this kid chanting, "Bacon! Bacon! Bacon!" Except he sounded like a zombie. So I ate my bacon and continued with my day.

Today, I was finishing off the bacon for lunch, so I opened the door and wafted the delicious smell of frying bacon outside, just to remind the kids that I have bacon and they don't.

Does that mean I'm going to hell now?

[random walk]

You didn't eat it outside in front of them? Fail.

[Huck Pitueee]

You can't be too mean. Otherwise they'll throw their poo at you or tell the cops you molested them.

[Dirty $anchez]

The authorities allow you to live that close to a school?

[danielsilva]

Bacon is never shared, EVER.

[norton55]

I hear that the bacon in hell is better than the bacon in heaven.

[b-kul]

tuanting little kids with bacon is pretty low, c'mon man.

[Xcisok]

So yesterday, I was cooking bacon for lunch and I had the back/kitchen door open. I went outside for a minute, and there was this kid chanting, "Bacon! Bacon! Bacon!" Except he sounded like a zombie. So I ate my bacon and continued with my day.

There is your answer. You had to eat. If it was a zombie, it could have ended really badly

[axisofoil]

So yesterday, I was cooking bacon for lunch and I had the back/kitchen door open. I went outside for a minute, and there was this kid chanting, "Bacon! Bacon! Bacon!" Except he sounded like a zombie. So I ate my bacon and continued with my day.

There is your answer. You had to eat. If it was a zombie, it could have ended really badly

I say you failed... though in failure, you achieved the best possible result, which is bacon.

BE DECISIVE, if it's a zombie, SHOOT TIL THE MAG IS DRY!!!... don't wait for it to spread.

[Grinderz]

I say you failed... though in failure, you achieved the best possible result, which is bacon.

BE DECISIVE, if it's a zombie, SHOOT TIL THE MAG IS DRY!!!... don't wait for it to spread.

Pumping a whole mag into 1 zombie isnt street smart. Who knows, there could be more zombies after the bacon.

The key is to 'double tap' and move on

[Hawg]

The authorities allow you to live that close to a school?

Yeah, he's an unregistered offender.

Here's how he actually wanted the story to go:

So yesterday, I was cooking bacon for lunch and I had the back/kitchen door open. I went outside for a minute, and there was a kid chanting, "Bacon! Bacon! Bacon!" Except he sounded like a zombie. So I ate the zombie and continued with my day.

[Hollyw00d]

crap. I clicked the wrong one to vote!

[Hollyw00d]

[Millfox]

Should of shared the love mate.

[Hollyw00d]

Should of shared the love mate.

whoa.. this is bacon, not rep.

if those kids need bacon, parents need to provide.

[Millfox]

But theres never enough bacon! In order to embrace the bacon you need to share the bacon so that your soul may reach eternity!

Erm... pardon me. It's the bacon talking from my blood.

[b-kul]

Pumping a whole mag into 1 zombie isnt street smart. Who knows, there could be more zombies after the bacon.

The key is to 'double tap' and move on

ummm, apparently you arnt street smart either, zombies are attracted to sound. knife that son o' a ***** and move on. guns are a last resort.

[Grinderz]

ummm, apparently you arnt street smart either, zombies are attracted to sound. knife that son o' a ***** and move on. guns are a last resort.

Who said that attracting more bacon eating zombies was a bad thing

Zombies dont attack each other. They dont lie, steal or discriminate. In almost all ways they are better than people. Maybe by attacking us, they are just trying to make us bacon hogging human beings better.

I cant wait to shoot one of them smug jerks!

[wyatt79m]

you should cook the bacon outside on a grill, right by the fence...

[Bro]

But theres never enough bacon!

There actually isn't enough bacon.

Start Hoarding Now: A Global Bacon Shortage Is Coming? | TIME.com

[b-kul]

Who said that attracting more bacon eating zombies was a bad thing

Zombies dont attack each other. They dont lie, steal or discriminate. In almost all ways they are better than people. Maybe by attacking us, they are just trying to make us bacon hogging human beings better.

I cant wait to shoot one of them smug jerks!

well zombies dont ride bieks so.... your move bra

[Hawg]

well zombies dont ride bieks so.... your move bra

Oh yes they do!!!

[Xcisok]

Oh yes they do!!!

So looks like zombie's do ride bikes but the real question is

26er or 29er ?

[Hollyw00d]

So looks like zombie's do ride bikes but the real question is

26er or 29er ?

650b is zombie friendly

[heyyall]

Currently, bacon is only packaged in a single serving size, so sharing really isn't possible. Now if you buy a whole pork belly, you might, just maybe, have enough bacon to share with a vegetarian or two.

How about some carve-your-own slab bacon to brighten your night?


If your scratch the screen and smell, you may smell bacon. You may also smell what ever was lingering under your finger nails.