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    Do yo neighbor threaD

    no really have you??

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    I did my next door neighbor..........bad idea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nvphatty View Post
    I did my next door neighbor..........bad idea.
    Recently?

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    When i was 18 i tapped a 61 year old woman a few houses down, more than once, she was hot for it, i used to do her gardens, she was a friend of my mums, she'd be in her 80s now, id probably still tap her.......
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    No but the lady across the street who's about my age that looks pretty good. She's got two standard poodles she walks around the neighborhood. Don't really care beyond the appreciation of seeing a good looking woman every now and again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wv_bob View Post
    No but the lady across the street who's about my age that looks pretty good. She's got two standard poodles she walks around the neighborhood. Don't really care beyond the appreciation of seeing a good looking woman every now and again.
    What are you waiting for?! Sounds like a hook up if you want it to be.

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    OK let me re-phrase to clarify

    Since I'm married and have been for 31 years now i don't really care beyond the appreciation of seeing a different good looking woman every now and again.
    Not really different than admiring some of the women on the Cialis commercials
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    I recently got a new neighbor and I must say she is very attractive. Too bad she is married though.... She is nice to look at at least..
    "We can always find excuses if we want to find them, but if we really want to do something, we have to just go."

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    While I don't engage in such shenanigans, I do know of a neighborhood that has quite the swinging sub-community. It sounds nice on paper, but I imagine it gets a bit ugly sharing all that gnarl amongst married friends.
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    Kinda off topic here, but Sodak, I just now noticed that your avatar is a human eye peering through a hole in a wall. I really thought it was a squirrel head, or chipmunk head....kinda like so. You probably won't see what I mean, cuz you already know what your avatar is, but can you see where I might have mistaken it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Kinda off topic here, but Sodak, I just now noticed that your avatar is a human eye peering through a hole in a wall. I really thought it was a squirrel head, or chipmunk head....kinda like so. You probably won't see what I mean, cuz you already know what your avatar is, but can you see where I might have mistaken it?

    Haha!!! I can see it. I changed to this avatar after the great purge and some timeout spent on my behalf. I just lurked for awhile afterwards, "peering" through a hole.
    "We can always find excuses if we want to find them, but if we really want to do something, we have to just go."

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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Kinda off topic here, but Sodak, I just now noticed that your avatar is a human eye peering through a hole in a wall. I really thought it was a squirrel head, or chipmunk head....kinda like so. You probably won't see what I mean, cuz you already know what your avatar is, but can you see where I might have mistaken it?
    Maybe it's a squirrels eye peering through a tree knot. Mind boggling to say the least, it's like the Twilight Zone around here sometimes.
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    My childhood friend did. Now he's dead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
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    thankfully no........none nearby to stir my interest these days.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sodak View Post
    I recently got a new neighbor and I must say she is very attractive. Too bad she is married though.... She is nice to look at at least..
    I've heard that married women are hornier than single women. That said, my wife had better behave!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    ...I used to do her gardens...
    I've never heard it called that before.

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    ...she was a friend of my mums...
    I've never heard of them being called "mums" before.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Poe4soul View Post
    My childhood friend did. Now he's dead.

    Police detail love triangle murder
    Now that is a messed up story!! When in the end, they have no clue who actually shot someone, I'd say there were a few shots fired!!

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    When I was single, 15 years ago, the neighbor came over and tapped me. 11 pm booty call. Bad idea is right. Make sure they at least live past the end of the block.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    I've heard that married women are hornier than single women. That said, my wife had better behave!!!

    Ehh... I can't do that.. My ex wife had a hard time "keeping to herself", and that sucked. No way I could do that and put someone through that sh*t. I'll just stick to looking at her, unless she gets divorced...
    "We can always find excuses if we want to find them, but if we really want to do something, we have to just go."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boyonadyke View Post
    When I was single, 15 years ago, the neighbor came over and tapped me. 11 pm booty call.
    nice change of pace. certainly would be nice if many more wemens were this liberal.

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    color me disappointed to find there were no more posts in this thread.

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    My neighbors.... I'd do 'em.
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    Well,.. I was drinking a beer and tinkering with my bike in the garage tonight... All the while eyeing the neighbors wife raking leaves. Does that count as "coveting" thy neighbor? Ugh... I'm going to hell for sure....
    "We can always find excuses if we want to find them, but if we really want to do something, we have to just go."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phillbo View Post
    My neighbors.... I'd do 'em.

    Uhh.... yup.... Uhh... Hmm.... Who wouldn't?
    "We can always find excuses if we want to find them, but if we really want to do something, we have to just go."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phillbo View Post
    My neighbors.... I'd do 'em.
    I'd have enough fun just watching them do each other.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    I'd have enough fun just watching them do each other.
    yup yup

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    When i was 18 i tapped a 61 year old woman a few houses down, more than once, she was hot for it, i used to do her gardens, she was a friend of my mums, she'd be in her 80s now, id probably still tap her.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by sodak View Post
    Well,.. I was drinking a beer and tinkering with my bike in the garage tonight... All the while eyeing the neighbors wife raking leaves. Does that count as "coveting" thy neighbor? Ugh... I'm going to hell for sure....
    Come Sunday, you'll have the option to be forgiven.

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    After reading Tones' post i couldn't help but belly laugh at this. Pure gold!

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    Gnom Gnom Gnom

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    On this note, I live in a city that has been dubbed a swinger city (Anthem, AZ). So I guess a lot of my neighbors are doing each other.
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    I did a couple of times when I was younger.

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    Re: Do yo neighbor threaD

    Quote Originally Posted by sodak View Post
    Well,.. I was drinking a beer and tinkering with my bike in the garage tonight... All the while eyeing the neighbors wife raking leaves. Does that count as "coveting" thy neighbor? Ugh... I'm going to hell for sure....
    Do you live next door to Mrs. Crane?

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    one of my neighbors has a license plate that says "NastyN8". he occasionally waves at me when i walk or drive by. sounds like a real party!

    my REAL neighbors, NEED to get laid. they are grumpy crusty old c*nts
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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB View Post
    one of my neighbors has a license plate that says "NastyN8". he occasionally waves at me when i walk or drive by. sounds like a real party!

    my REAL neighbors, NEED to get laid. they are grumpy crusty old c*nts
    Can you set me up with them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB View Post
    one of my neighbors has a license plate that says "NastyN8". he occasionally waves at me when i walk or drive by. sounds like a real party!

    my REAL neighbors, NEED to get laid. they are grumpy crusty old c*nts
    How do you know they are crusty, is that the pants your hands wandered down the other night?

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    the woman has a bad bad additude. i just figure she needs some.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB View Post
    the woman has a bad bad additude. i just figure she needs some.
    I'm a firm believer in your line of thinking. If everyone can score on a regular basis, the world would be a better, more mellow place. Think of all the ire that is caused by accidental celibacy (though that may be a misnomer).
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    Do yo neighbor threaD

    Old buddy of mine used to get a BJ for plowing the neighbors driveway. She was a single mom.

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