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    Cool-blue Rhythm DIRTJUNKIE's Bucket List

    Apparently DJ does not have an official "bucket list". This is a real shame. Everyone needs to have one ready to go for when the time is right.

    Let's help DJ out here by constructing one for him. Add you contributions. Be as descriptive as possible. Attach pictures, if necessary.

    We recently discussed one in another thread that I know of so I will post it here:

    1) Eat dessert while relaxing in an adarondack chair in the desert amongst a grove of Joshua trees.

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    2) Date Emily Batty
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    Well so far both of those ^^^ apparently need to be added.
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    3) Catching a huge tuna
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    3) Catching a huge tuna
    Done
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Done
    How much did SHE weigh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    How much did SHE weigh?
    Let's hope that she didn't set any records.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    Let's hope that she didn't set any records.
    Actually, I hope she did! It gets cold up there in CO.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    Let's hope that she didn't set any records.
    Not a record holder but big enough to keep. Most are catch and release.
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    These are nice to have around, I'd get a couple


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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Actually, I hope she did! It gets cold up there in CO.
    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Not a record holder but big enough to keep. Most are catch and release.
    I'm happy to hear that she was a keeper. Did she keep you warm enough?
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    4) Eat the world's best cheeseburger.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    4) Eat the world's best cheeseburger.
    I'm working on that one with a little help from my friends.
    Hamburger Joints / The GOOD / The BAD / The UGLY


    Corn I've got several of those so I'm set.
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    Catch a trophy brown trout, as long as my leg... an Ol' Moe wallhanger.

    Smoke a J with and date Missy Giove, for a little something strange, some variety.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boyonadyke View Post
    Catch a trophy brown trout, as long as my leg... an Ol' Moe wallhanger.
    Done!
    Given your leg is 16" long.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    That was all over my local news last night because It happened not very far from me. I guess she was an amateur pole dancer without training.
    To study pole dancing (and keep Colorado safe)

    F*ck Cancer

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    To study pole dancing (and keep Colorado safe)

    Done!
    Not to the existent that it appears though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Done!
    Given your leg is 16" long.
    That's folded in half. I'm talking like this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boyonadyke View Post
    Catch a trophy brown trout, as long as my leg... an Ol' Moe wallhanger.

    Smoke a J with and date Missy Giove, for a little something strange, some variety.
    Hold everything!!!

    The term "brown trout" has two different meanings.

    To which are you referring???

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    Drive exotic sports cars (of his choice), for a solid week at Laguna Seca.

    Masturbate without someone catching him.

    Jump off the Freedom Tower wearing a wingsuit.

    Watch all the Seinfeld episodes, back to back, with gourmet food and beers being delivered to his door.

    You're welcome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Hold everything!!!

    The term "brown trout" has two different meanings.

    To which are you referring???
    I'm thinking he's talking about the species German Brown Trout.

    BTW Boyonadyke nice catch.
    Apparently mine was a guppy compared to that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Finch Platte View Post
    Drive exotic sports cars (of his choice), for a solid week at Laguna Seca.

    Masturbate without someone catching him.

    Jump off the Freedom Tower wearing a wingsuit.

    Watch all the Seinfeld episodes, back to back, with gourmet food and beers being delivered to his door.

    You're welcome.
    1] add to bucket list
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    4] done
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Hold everything!!!

    The term "brown trout" has two different meanings.

    To which are you referring???
    I know there's a subtle difference between catching a big ol brown trout, and dumping a big ol brown trout. I am certain DJ has done the latter, and pics are not necessary to verify.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boyonadyke View Post
    I know there's a subtle difference between catching a big ol brown trout, and dumping a big ol brown trout. I am certain DJ has done the latter, and pics are not necessary to verify.
    And how are you so sure I've done the latter. Maybe I poop rabbit turds.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boyonadyke View Post
    Damn Boyonadyke how about a little warning next time. Maybe a caution: some sunglasses and and a 12 pack before opening might help.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    And how are you so sure I've done the latter. Maybe I poop rabbit turds.
    There's a big difference between eating like a rabbit, having sex like a rabbit, and pooping rabbit raisins.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boyonadyke View Post
    There's a big difference between eating like a rabbit, having sex like a rabbit, and pooping rabbit raisins.
    Alright you are now banned from my dedication thread from this point on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Damn Boyonadyke how about a little warning next time. Maybe a caution: some sunglasses and and a 12 pack before opening might help.
    Always wear a helmet and sunglasses before mounting a Hawg for a ride. For your protection, of course.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boyonadyke View Post
    Always wear a helmet and sunglasses before mounting a Hawg for a ride. For your protection, of course.
    Not even a helmet would protect one from the wrath those four would put one through.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Not even a helmet would protect one from the wrath those four would put one through.
    No helmet would provide enough protection against the violent motorboat session that one of those big mammas are likely to produce.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    No helmet would provide enough protection against the violent motorboat session that one of those big mammas are likely to produce.
    Excuse me......................... sorry I had to open that link again I think I bumped my head.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Excuse me......................... sorry I had to open that link again I think I bumped my head.
    Since you seem to have experienced a head injury I would suggest that you refrain from motorboating for at least 2 weeks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by deke505 View Post
    Come to south Ontario to mtb
    I'll add that to the list thanks.
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    do the longest coast to coast police car chase in the car of choice with your top 3 hotties as companions

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    DIRTJUNKIE's Bucket List

    Did you have start a bucket list as a bucket list item? That type of recursive thinking could cause civilization to implode. Wow, DJ's effort to create a better world for himself will now be known as the start of the end of civilization...and a catalyst for flawed logic.
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    Start a bucket list.
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    Get a decent Thai Massage from someone who would "love him long time"

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    Quote Originally Posted by deke505 View Post
    visit the playboy mansion
    This one ^^^ I had a chance to and blew it.
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    DIRTJUNKIE's Bucket List

    Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
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    Quote Originally Posted by heyyall View Post
    Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
    More than I care to admit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mimi1885 View Post
    Get a decent Thai Massage from someone who would "love him long time"
    Ruv you long time"
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    This one ^^^ I had a chance to and blew it.
    DJ, if I told once I've told you a hundred times. When you get the chance to go to the Playboy Mansion you drop everything and go!
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    More than I care to admit.
    How about under a super harvest moon?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    DJ, if I told once I've told you a hundred times. When you get the chance to go to the Playboy Mansion you drop everything and go!
    I was dating a lady that was offered to pose in the mag. Her son was dating a playmate from San Diego who I won't name. She was up for playmate of the year and they were having a huge blow out for her at the mansion. I broke up with my girl just a couple weeks prior to this. Which means I missed out on a chance of a life time. Limo service and all. Oh well!
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    I was dating a lady that was offered to pose in the mag. Her son was dating a playmate from San Diego who I won't name. She was up for playmate of the year and they were having a huge blow out for her at the mansion. I broke up with my girl just a couple weeks prior to this. Which means I missed out on a chance of a life time. Limo service and all. Oh well!
    Dude, I would have made nice and at least make it to the Mansion blow out.
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    I'm going to hijack this thread and put one of my bucket list items here. I want to start a fire using primitive methods. Sticks, friction, etc.
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    Wouldn't 50 bucks and a dozen roses work.

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