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    describe the smell of your last turd

    This morning was BAD!
    It was a 50/50% of rotten lobster and eggs
    I haven't eaten ether lately, am I dieing?
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    Couple times a year your large intestine will "slough" the poop build up in its lining. Thats why sometimes it will be super rank n stanky.

    Mine? smelled like ****.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vice grips View Post
    this morning was bad!
    It was a 50/50% of rotten lobster and eggs
    i haven't eaten ether lately, am i dieing?
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    The OC has officially reached Underwhelming status.

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    Reached!?

    I thought we were perfecting and refining underwhelming.

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    OP should be thankful it didn't smell like burnt rubber and shame.
    With my goldfish shorts swimming around my toes.

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    Man, you all have intestinal issues, mine always smell like roses.

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    Like early morning dew on a maple tree leaf.
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    LOL Step in Wishful's crap and come out smellin' like a rose.
    With my goldfish shorts swimming around my toes.

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    Bwhahahhahaahhahahah quality thread, this is what the OC has been missing, nice work vice grips, pos rep on the way to you lol.

    I'll tell you who loves these types of threads, that would be Nicole, she used to give her brother poop reports to fill out while he was on the toilet lol, pure gold......
    Dont ever let the truth get in the way of a funny story....

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    describe the smell of your last turd

    Everybody loves the smell of their own brand -
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    Mine smelled like a brown baby boy should smell.
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    Mine could be best described as the smell this thread puts off. Is that a compliment to this thread or my dump? You decide.
    Noogie...Noogie...Noogie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Mine smelled like a brown baby boy should smell.
    LOL, WTF is this meant to mean, ive got all sorts of images flashing before my eyes and none of them good lol.
    Dont ever let the truth get in the way of a funny story....

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    Mine was pungent yet sweet.

    Posting on the basis that ignorance shared is ignorance doubled.

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    well it depends what i had for dinner... the most delicious food often produces the worst results... that being said i'm going out for curry today. the end result will smell worse then burning rubber...
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    Dirt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    LOL, WTF is this meant to mean, ive got all sorts of images flashing before my eyes and none of them good lol.
    Mate, in case you haven't heard the term "brown baby boy", it's something us guys sometimes use to describe our crap. So, my statement was somewhat redundant because my crap does in deed have a rather crappy smell to it.
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    describe the smell of your last turd

    A bitty nutty, but good...

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