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    Dear Guy Who Just Made My Burrito:

    Dear Guy Who Just Made My Burrito:

    Dear Guy Who Just Made My Burrito:-0%2Agz3fgzee7h4wdbrh.png

    Have you ever been to earth?

    On earth, we use the word “burrito” to describe a tortilla filled with things you eat. Pretty simple stuff, and I’m surprised you at least got that part right. My burrito was, in fact, filled with food. In this, you and I agree and are friends. But this is also where my lifelong hatred begins for you and anyone else whose brain has been repeatedly scrubbed with the same mixture of bleach and Pop Rocks as yours has. Because that should have killed you, but left you around long enough to do what you did to me today. Let me explain:

    You’re an idiot.

    Let me further explain:

    Burritos are eaten from one end to the other. So that means when you assemble a burrito with mother****ing ZONES of ingredients going that direction, you create a disgusting experience for the burrito’s end user. When you make a burrito, you should put the ingredients in layers lengthwise. That way, every bite has AT LEAST A ****ING CHANCE of getting at least two types of ingredients, and there is little chance of becoming almost hopelessly trapped in a goddamned cilantro cavern.
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    That is freaking hilarious, and I totally agree with the ranter. And now I'm craving a Carne Asada Burrito thank-you very much.

    I haven't had a good one for a year and a half since I moved from San Diego.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post

    I haven't had a good one for a year and a half since I moved from San Diego.
    This is what I hear from EVERY person I know who has left San Diego.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigRingGrinder View Post
    This is what I hear from EVERY person I know who has left San Diego.
    Can ya do a dude a solid and ship some out to me.
    I'm freaking out man, going through withdrawals.
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    whassup with putting lettuce in burritos. Amateur.

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    Man that was some funny ****.
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    At the chain where I get my "burritos," they don't even roll the tortilla up. They kinda just crumple it all up at the middle and hope it stays together. The burritos aren't that good, and their crumpling crap doesn't help either, but at least I can get a bit of every ingredient at once. And the burritos aren't bad either and they're the only semblance of burritos on this side of the mountains.

    But the worst offenders are sandwich makers! They but the bread lengthwise, not even a full cut through, just kinda stick the knife in there, and then they layer in all the ingredients like it's a taco! WTF! If I wanted a taco I wouldn't have ordered a sandwich!

    Now I want a burrito.
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    Dear Guy Who Just Made My Burrito:

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    whassup with putting lettuce in burritos. Amateur.
    Lettuce is always a burrito fail. It's only put in there to take up space that could be filled with something tasty like guacamole or meat.
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    Dear Guy Who Just Made My Burrito:

    Funny stuff.

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    Dang, that was funny!

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    I made some Carne Asada burritos tonight, and yes they were
    good. They best part of Mexican food in San Diego is the Baja
    seafood you can get here. I love a good shrimp burrito and fish
    tacos.

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    Somebody contact Homeland Security. It's obviously an Al Qaeda who made that burrito.

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    Lol!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by John Kuhl View Post
    I made some Carne Asada burritos tonight, and yes they were
    good. They best part of Mexican food in San Diego is the Baja
    seafood you can get here. I love a good shrimp burrito and fish
    tacos.
    John I lived a half a mile from Baja Fresh in Rancho Bernardo. That's probably your closest one from Rancho Penasquitos right? That place is killer. And then two other chain favorites that I don't get out here is Rubios and LaSalsa. Although we do have Wahoo Fish tacos here and there but that place is my least favorite next to any of the aforementioned.

    Have you ever had the fish tacos at the Brigantine? Oh man those are amazing, there's one in Poway and Lamesa. And the best fish tacos in town is in Ocean Beach South Beach Bar & Grill at the end of Newport avenue near the pier. You choose from several fresh caught kinds of fish for your taco's and they grill it up. My favorite was the Sword Fish. And they have a huge selection of beer on tap and bottle from around the world. What better place to go awesome ocean view with bikini clad hotties ecerywhere. Just a kick back place with
    amazing food and drink.

    It's amazing to me that as big as San Diego is
    That there's a taco shop on practically every corner and the majority of those have good food and are busy. I guess that's the perks of living so close to the border. Oh that's another good one Over The Border. We have a couple of those here but I haven't been to one since SD. Plus SD has Mexican restaurants everywhere. I didn't realize how much I enjoyed good Mexican food until I left an area rich in tradition.
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    I could not agree more..
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigRingGrinder View Post
    This is what I hear from EVERY person I know who has left San Diego.
    can concur - ex-San Diagan
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    Rice in a burrito? Just wrong, but you see it everywhere here in California.
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    burritos are the best, could probably live only on them for a while. you can get surprisingly good ones in western mass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by b-kul View Post
    you can get surprisingly good ones in western mass.
    I don't believe you
    Honestly, you just take a deep breath and say Fuck it.

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    for some reason there is a large hispanic population.

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    Quote Originally Posted by highdelll View Post
    I don't believe you
    Love this...

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    Very funny!

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    Mexican food out east? My wife is from Pittsburg and had never seen
    Mexican food until coming to San Diego.

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    Is bad Chinese food worse than bad Mexican food? I guess bad Italian is pretty pathetic, but not as offensive as bad Mexican. And the US really doesn't have any "food" that hasn't been influenced by others, so bad American is a bad cheeseburger. Bad Chinese is kind of awful, but doesn't offend me. But bad Mexican food pisses me off. Am I wrong here?

    FYI: It's nearing midnight. I'm on my fourth beer, and the only decent Mexican food I can think of I'd have to drive about 12 hours to get to.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slow Danger View Post
    Is bad Chinese food worse than bad Mexican food? I guess bad Italian is pretty pathetic, but not as offensive as bad Mexican. And the US really doesn't have any "food" that hasn't been influenced by others, so bad American is a bad cheeseburger. Bad Chinese is kind of awful, but doesn't offend me. But bad Mexican food pisses me off. Am I wrong here?

    FYI: It's nearing midnight. I'm on my fourth beer, and the only decent Mexican food I can think of I'd have to drive about 12 hours to get to.
    I think bad Chinese is worse than bad Mexican . . . way worse. Even mediocre Mexican can be salvaged with enough hot sauce, but bad Chinese is simply a lost cause.

    The absolute worst, however, is bad sushi. When sushi is bad . . . its REAL bad.
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