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    Crooked pickle

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    Haha made you look

    My homemade pickles turned out quite good this year.

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    Yea 9" long and bent in 2 places, I can relate.

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    thats messed up.

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    Hmmm... you have a Peyronius pickle...
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    How about a homemade pickle on a stick?

    Crooked pickle-10671276_564387620356917_7312761626088136724_n.jpg
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    Eat your veggies

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    Quote Originally Posted by John Kuhl View Post
    Yea 9" long and bent in 2 places, I can relate.
    And covered with warts.

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    Love pickled cucumbers, but my daughter in law makes pickled asparagus to die for.

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    Not sure I'm kosher with this thread...don't wanna get myself in a pickle.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornfield View Post
    Not sure I'm kosher with this thread...don't wanna get myself in a pickle.
    If the pickles are kosher dills then you'll be okay.

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    How about a homemade pickle on a stick?

    judy please don't attach that to your seat..

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    I have Crooked Pickles' first 3 discs, but after that, they became a bit dill, err, dull.
    At least you got a nice boat out of the deal.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Wishful Tomcat View Post
    If the pickles are kosher dills then you'll be okay.
    unless they are wrapped in bacon.
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    It's not the pickle you have to be concerned with....
    Attached Thumbnails Attached Thumbnails Crooked pickle-image.jpg  

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    Just remember people... It's not the size of your pickle, but how you use it...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Optimus View Post
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    Can't believe 340+ of you wanted to see my crooked pickle.

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    Shark I seriously doubt that is your pickle, surely this is


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    And that strong smell of vinegar.

    I probably should wash down there more often...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    And that strong smell of vinegar.

    I probably should wash down there more often...
    that's just old age... it's the scent of the oc
    broadcasting from
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    build trail!

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    Quote Originally Posted by singlesprocket View Post
    that's just old age... it's the scent of the oc
    Oh, OK. Thanks. I was a little worried about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Oh, OK. Thanks. I was a little worried about it.
    a sure cure for halitosis is a baking soda concoction and gargle once a day for 30 days.

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    they are pretty good. 3 1\2 jars down.

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    Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He told her, he had an urge to stick his penis in the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a therapist to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he'd be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.

    One day a few weeks later Bill came home absolutely ashen. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. "What's wrong, Bill?" she asked.

    "Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis in the pickle slicer?"

    "Oh, Bill, you didn't."

    "Yes, I did."

    "My God, Bill, what happened?"

    "I got fired."

    "No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"

    "Oh... she got fired too
    F*ck Cancer

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He told her, he had an urge to stick his penis in the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a therapist to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he'd be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.

    One day a few weeks later Bill came home absolutely ashen. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. "What's wrong, Bill?" she asked.

    "Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis in the pickle slicer?"

    "Oh, Bill, you didn't."

    "Yes, I did."

    "My God, Bill, what happened?"

    "I got fired."

    "No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"

    "Oh... she got fired too
    "Ba-da-Bing"!

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    Judy, Judy, Judy........That was funny.....

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    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to cyclelicious again.
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