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    Craziest thing you've seen someone do while driving?

    So whats the craziest thing you've seen someone doing while driving?

    I have two, both from my time in Detroit:

    1) It was late at night (like 2:00 a.m.) and I was driving back to campus from the city, when I come up to a car ahead of me, driving 10-15mph below the limit and swerving gently within the lanes. We were like the only two cars on the road. I think "Oh great, a drunk" and speed up to pass. I get close to the car and see a glow coming from inside the car . . . as I pass the car, its one older dude driving with one hand on the wheel and an LCD on the dash playing PORN. I can only imagine where the other hand was . . . .

    2) While driving to work, well within the city limits, I merge onto the freeway and look to the car next to me, and I see a younger white guy driving actually shooting-up while driving. No joke. Syringe in his mouth, left arm extended with an underhand grip on the wheel, belt around the bicep with the right hand drawing it taught. I watched up to the point where he put the needle in his arm and I immediately exited the freeway. I was floored.
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    Some crazy stuff 007 typical of a city like Detroit I spent many years driving all the freeways in southern California. And you become numb to the **** you see. In fact I saw so much I apparently blocked it all out, because I'm drawing a blank.
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    A few times I've seen a gal going down on her man and the guy was swerving a bit each time. The last time I saw it happening was on hwy 247 in the desert and the guy must have just finished because she got back up into her seat I could clearly see her wiping her face off.
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    Seen a few people on the thruway with books opened on the steering wheel.

    came on on a slower car on the expressway one morning. Thing didn't have one straight body panel on it. Dents and crushed fenders all around.
    As we passed it I saw a huge parrot sitting on the drivers wrist biting the steering wheel
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    We used to have a college boy party wagon. It was a '68 Mercury Commuter. For those of you that are not familiar with this hawg of a vehicle, it's freakin' huge, long, and rides very low to the ground. Of course, that didn't stop us from going offroading on road trips. We smashed the tail pipe flat by bottoming out on it on several occasions. Anyway, it was a dull golden brown color and I painted black racing stripes down the sides including a hand painted "390" emblem on both front fenders. This thing had some balls considering how hulking heavy it was. It had a 390 cubic inch motor with a big 4 barrel carb, all stock.

    On one road trip that I did not attend, my cousin (who owned it), got all pissed off about something in the usual road trip drunkin' manor and he kicked a big dent in one of the doors. He started laughing and kicked a big dent in the door next to the now dented door. The party escalated into a "kick the Commuter" binge and all attending kicked dents into it until it was completely rippled from front to back. I about had a heart attack when I saw it and then I started laughing.

    As time went on, we began to scratch little inscriptions into the paint of locations and dates of our adventures. It got to the point where we would come back the car where it was parked after having lunch or something and there would be a small crowd around it reading all the inscriptions.

    This is a case where everyone else saw the weirdest thing on the road.

    Oh, the memories...
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    I saw someone talking on a cellphone while riding his bike and walking his dog. He had the cellphone in one hand, the handlebar and dog leash in his other hand, and he had a baby on a bike mounted baby seat in front of him.

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    Myself and 3 friends (2 guys and 1 female) got dressed as nuns for Halloween. We were a big hit while we strolled around Church and Wellesley Streets (Gaytown in Toronto). We drew even more attention when we drove around the downtown in Kurt's volkswagen ... some people on the street pointed and laughed as we drove by and others walked right up to the car asking us to forgive their sins... and other things
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    Quote Originally Posted by Furball the Mystery Cat View Post
    I saw someone talking on a cellphone while riding his bike and walking his dog. He had the cellphone in one hand, the handlebar and dog leash in his other hand, and he had a baby on a bike mounted baby seat in front of him.
    I would have called 911 right there on the spot.
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    Craziest thing you've seen someone do while driving?

    I saw a chick sniffing her armpits right before she hit me in construction traffic.

    I have seen people watching movies on portable dvd players on the dash. No porn though.

    Have also seen the cell phone on the bike thing on numerous occasions.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NateHawk View Post
    Have also seen the cell phone on the bike thing on numerous occasions.
    I do it, and I text while riding my bike, small town, ride on side streets and theres no cars. I also pick up pizza on my bike, hold them with my right hand so I still have the front brake to dump speed if I have too, I like hitting the corners with speed so the pizza boxes are clearly angled compared to the ground, people always ask how many I've dropped, zero. I always carry two at a time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jackbombay View Post
    I do it, and I text while riding my bike, small town, ride on side streets and theres no cars. I also pick up pizza on my bike, hold them with my right hand so I still have the front brake to dump speed if I have too, I like hitting the corners with speed so the pizza boxes are clearly angled compared to the ground, people always ask how many I've dropped, zero. I always carry two at a time.
    I'd like to see you doing that riding a wheelie.
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    Hmmm, my folding bike has really short chain stays and it pops wheelies super easy, but not having a hand on the rear brake is asking for trouble :-/

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    Quote Originally Posted by jackbombay View Post
    Hmmm, my folding bike has really short chain stays and it pops wheelies super easy, but not having a hand on the rear brake is asking for trouble :-/
    Balance the pizza on your head and then you will have two free hands for complete bike control during the wheelie ride all the way home.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jackbombay View Post
    Hmmm, my folding bike has really short chain stays and it pops wheelies super easy, but not having a hand on the rear brake is asking for trouble :-/
    Aw come on, live dangerously, do you want to live forever or something?



    I've seen someone reading a newspaper while driving a couple of different times. Not really sure how they could see, but they were maintaining lane. Saw a man shaving once. Saw a woman using a eyelash curler once. Neither one of them was maintaining lane.
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    Years back gf was giving me a "hummer" on a long car ride. I had cruise control engaged, so i wasnt all over the lane. The car in front of me WAS all over, assumed it was a drunk and moved to pass. Looked to my right as i pulled even and realized that guy was getting pleasured also! He saw me at about the same time and figured out i was too.

    We did an air high five and i drove off.
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    saw a small dog sitting on the driver's lap eating out of his mouth once...

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    a few years ago in houston on loop 610 merge overpass to Interstate 45 north during rush hour, a woman walking against the low railing of the overpass with a small mattress. this is an elevated section of freeway far from on/off ramps so her entrance and exit to this spot was a mindfck. grant it someone may have dropped her and her mattress off but almost impossible w/o a shoulder and at rush hour.
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    Ive seen a guys hairy ass hanging out the back seat passengers window, he was sharting and shitting into the air and it was all over the side of the car, the two guys in the front were laughing their heads off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    Ive seen a guys hairy ass hanging out the back seat passengers window, he was sharting and shitting into the air and it was all over the side of the car, the two guys in the front were laughing their heads off.
    hopefully you weren't behind them
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    wow, i cant top those. but i've peed in a cup in an intersection. when the light turned green i pinched it off and spilled pee on my seat. This isnt the only time i've done this, as i have bladder issues.

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    Been the recipient and seen the hummer while driving. Gnarliest, though, for me, was on Sunset Blvd. Dude driver was definitely getting some action below the belt... but the weird part was when a guy popped up in the passengers seat, from doing the deed. Probably happens all over the world, just seeing it is believing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    Ive seen a guys hairy ass hanging out the back seat passengers window, he was sharting and shitting into the air and it was all over the side of the car, the two guys in the front were laughing their heads off.
    Thats funny. I have a somewhat similar story . . . I was not in the car (fortunately) but the story is legendary among my circle of friends. Two of them were on their way to a concert, and the traffic to get into the lot was pretty intense. The passenger had started drinking along the way and had to pee, apparently quite badly. Well with traffic so bad and an abundance of people (including police) everywhere, he couldn't exactly get out of the car. Well the driver had a few beers that he was saving for the show, and it was the only container in the car . . . so the passenger (already drunk and having to pee) decides "Hey, I'll slam this beer and piss in the bottle!"

    Well . . . he slams the beer, starts pissing in the bottle only to realize that he's gonna overflow the bottle. Long story short, not wanting or able to stop, he ends up pissing all over the INSIDE of the car (which was the drivers' dad's ride), laughing hysterically with my friend in the drivers seat panicking and freaking out the whole time. I can only imagine the hilarity.
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    my friend and i used to drive by the one of the scuzzier rapey bars in the city, where guys would hang out on the patio and "holla". I'd be driving, while she hung her bare ass out the window while they hooted and hollered. Not sure why we did that, but in our minds, mooning is funny.
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    as for giving "mouth to mouth" directed at the lap while driving, i remember being a teenager with my bf doing that, and we passed his mom, and he waved. that was a little awk.

    then we ended up on a back road, all twisty, and he was seconds from accidently running over a group of cyclists. i dont know how distracted he was, but this was dark, on a twisty road with lots of hills, and the road was super narrow. it was a very dangerous place to be riding anyway, but seriously, i'm glad i wasnt responsible for an accident!
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    I saw a dude stand up in the seat of a Miata going down I25 and start kicking his gf while she was driving. It was unbelievable how fast traffic all jumped to the far left lane and slowed down, hoping not to hit him if she jerked the wheel and he fell out.

    I've also already shared this, but I yakked all over a CO state trooper's car while driving on I25.

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