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    Conspiracy Theories ?

    So, lets talk conspiracy theories, they seem to be all around us.

    From the 'Rep system on mtbr', War, Technologies, Espionage, Deseases, Assassinations, (JFK) Aliens, Paranormal, World order, Religions, Flat earth society, Race, Riches, and the list goes on and on.

    Does anybody have any interesting ones they want to blow the whistle on in this thread or any they would like to dispute or put to bed.
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    Let's see

    HAARP conspiracy

    Aurora spy plane

    Bilderberg Group, NWO

    Denver International Airport

    Shape shifting humanoids

    Reverse engineering propulsion systems

    Chemtrail theory

    Just a couple off the top of my head but the one's in red I try to keep track of with my carbon tin foil hat.

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    There's a rumor going 'round that Tone's isn't actually Australian.
    Sometimes, I question the value of my content.

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    Chupacabra is a gov't genetic engineering experiment that got loose

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    What my tax money is really being used for, pretty sure some of it goes to the red topics in hutch's post.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NateHawk View Post
    Chupacabra is a gov't genetic engineering experiment that got loose
    Yeah from Plum Island, NY. Another place that could be covered in this topic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by erik1245 View Post
    There's a rumor going 'round that Tone's isn't actually Australian.
    Hahaha, id like to quash that rumour and say im so Aussie that ive never left the country in 37 years.
    OK i'll come clean ,im a japanese female student living in Hiroshima, ive never been on a bike and my main hobby is my robot dog and any new American fad i can find.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hutch3637 View Post
    Let's see

    HAARP conspiracy

    Aurora spy plane

    Bilderberg Group, NWO

    Denver International Airport

    Shape shifting humanoids

    Reverse engineering propulsion systems

    Chemtrail theory

    Just a couple off the top of my head but the one's in red I try to keep track of with my carbon tin foil hat.

    Fine work Hutch, i see your right onto the conspiracies, what about the fight for the worlds oil supplies, what about the muppets out there that think that 9/11 was a conspiricy, theres always one in every bunch isnt there....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hutch3637 View Post
    Yeah from Plum Island, NY. Another place that could be covered in this topic.
    Lol, I thought I was crafting an original conspiracy theory.

    Here's one I have heard before: there is no gold left in Ft Knox

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    Fine work Hutch, i see your right onto the conspiracies, what about the fight for the worlds oil supplies, what about the muppets out there that think that 9/11 was a conspiricy, theres always one in every bunch isnt there....
    Oil ties into B-group and NWO.

    911 was tragic whether we had a part in it or not and that's all I have to say about that.

    Where is this planet Nibiru everyone keeps yapping about?

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    Hutch, "Denver International Airport" huh?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hutch3637 View Post
    Where is this planet Nibiru everyone keeps yapping about?
    Nibiru ties in with the 12-21-2012 apocalypse thing. It's going to smash into Earth or something like that. But we haven't seen it yet....because our telescopes aren't good enough to see something that big that will hit us in a month and a half.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    OK i'll come clean ,im a japanese female student living in Hiroshima, ive never been on a bike and my main hobby is my robot dog and any new American fad i can find.
    Well in that case, I'm an American fad, if you wanna get into that.
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    Read into it. Another part of the NWO and DUMB *deep underground military base* conspiracy's.

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    The housing collapse and economic downturn was orchestrated by the rich. When things were booming, blue collar types were making nice money, going on Caribbean vacations, hanging out at the country club, moving into nice neighborhoods. Someone hollered "show me yer tits" to some big shot's trophy wife. She liked the attention, he got pissed, wrecked the economy, and now all of us working stiffs are stuck putting in 10 hour days just to buy bread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Optimus View Post
    The housing collapse and economic downturn was orchestrated by the rich. When things were booming, blue collar types were making nice money, going on Caribbean vacations, hanging out at the country club, moving into nice neighborhoods. Someone hollered "show me yer tits" to some big shot's trophy wife. She liked the attention, he got pissed, wrecked the economy, and now all of us working stiffs are stuck putting in 10 hour days just to buy bread.
    I would put a "ha,ha" in here but this is a true story and it's not funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE, View Post
    Hutch, "Denver International Airport" huh?
    Yeah man, something about Nazi's, aliens, underground cities, the Illuminati and a dozen other kooky ideas. I used to live there and when drinking it was one of the topics most likely to come up. $2mil and a modest airport seemed to ruffle a few feathers. Plus, the paintings inside the airport were pretty weird and rife for some conspiratorial theories.

    Chemtrails, I have a buddy all about these--besides Hutch. Plum Island is a good one and I haven't heard anything about it in awhile.
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    How about Apple's iOS6 upgrade and battery life. Apple put a couple lines of code into the new software that decreased battery life, so that consumers would go out and by more Apple devices.
    I know I went from one charge a day to two per day, immediately after changing my software.


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    Chemtrails has been a new one for me this year, but the more you open your eyes, the more you see...

    9/11=Reichstag?

    Bilderbergs, all the way back to Jekyll Island.

    FEMA camps? Alex Jones is all over these and so is Jesse Ventura. AJ is over-the-top, and I suppose The Body is too, but I put a lot of stock in the former SEAL and former governor- despite his career in his early days, I will never doubt the patriotism of a man that served as a SEAL, even though his presentation is as garish as his outfits in the ring were.

    HAARP, because no matter how benign its beginnings may have been, when given a toy with the ability to do the things HAARP is alleged to do, I would never put it past the government to try each and every one of them.

    GMOs? Not conspiracy at all. Monsanto is fvcking evil, through and through.There is nothing they are doing that is in the best interests of anyone but themselves.

    DIA ties into the Bilderbergers.

    Reptilians controlling the world? I need my special glasses to see them before I'll buy into it.

    Chupacabra/Plum Island? Never heard of the place, guess I have some google-fu to use while I drink my coffee this morning.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brewtality View Post
    How about Apple's iOS6 upgrade and battery life. Apple put a couple lines of code into the new software that decreased battery life, so that consumers would go out and by more Apple devices.
    I know I went from one charge a day to two per day, immediately after changing my software.


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    dude no sh!t, my 4th gen ipod touch used to sit on the seat of my truck for a week solid and maintain a charge if i wasnt using it. now, if i unplug it, it is dead by the end of the day. i just did a complete wipe and restore on it yesterday to see if the update would change things; if not, i am giving it away and washing my existence clean of ios crap.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NateHawk View Post
    Chupacabra is a gov't genetic engineering experiment that got loose
    Quote Originally Posted by Hutch3637 View Post
    Yeah from Plum Island, NY. Another place that could be covered in this topic.



    Chupacabra is my ex mother in law, can't speak of the veracity of the claims that she's from Plum Island though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by big terry View Post
    Chemtrails has been a new one for me this year, but the more you open your eyes, the more you see...

    9/11=Reichstag?

    Bilderbergs, all the way back to Jekyll Island.

    FEMA camps? Alex Jones is all over these and so is Jesse Ventura. AJ is over-the-top, and I suppose The Body is too, but I put a lot of stock in the former SEAL and former governor- despite his career in his early days, I will never doubt the patriotism of a man that served as a SEAL, even though his presentation is as garish as his outfits in the ring were.

    HAARP, because no matter how benign its beginnings may have been, when given a toy with the ability to do the things HAARP is alleged to do, I would never put it past the government to try each and every one of them.

    GMOs? Not conspiracy at all. Monsanto is fvcking evil, through and through.There is nothing they are doing that is in the best interests of anyone but themselves.

    DIA ties into the Bilderbergers.

    Reptilians controlling the world? I need my special glasses to see them before I'll buy into it.

    Chupacabra/Plum Island? Never heard of the place, guess I have some google-fu to use while I drink my coffee this morning.

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    Bigfoot...there's even a show searching for the guy! What they don't know is that I'm hiding him from them for his own protection.

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    U.S. never went to the moon, all staged. Even though NASA, for some reason, decided to fake the lunar landings 6 times.

    Aircraft contrails - government sanctioned aerial spraying

    Elvis, Jimmy Hoffa, Hitler...... all faked own deaths

    O.J. and Tyson were set-up.

    Antrax letters - related to the 9-11 conspiracy
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    USA never went to Mars. That's just video footage of the Rovers crawling around through Death Valley, CA. There may even be a few guys at NASA that would agree....

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    According to Wikipedia regarding Plum Island, NY: "In 1659 the little island was purchased by Samuel Willis III, son of the Governor of Connecticut, from Wyandanch, the ruling local Indian Chieftain of Long Island, for a coat, a barrel of biscuits and 100 fishhooks." I had to ROFL a little on that one.
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    Amber Lyon, three time Emmy award winning journalist has a very solid case against CNN for propagating hate towards Iran. She also cites the timely release of the movie "Argo" and other things.

    She's pretty spot on with everything and believes this is a build up to prep the American people for the future war with Iran.

    This is actually very believable.

    I'm also very skeptical about this and how it relates to the NDAA bill signed by Obama, which can be a threat against rogue journalism.

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    some people say AIDS came from the monkeys, but some think it was developed and released in to Africa to control certain populations??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dion View Post

    I'm also very skeptical about this and how it relates to the NDAA bill signed by Obama, which can be a threat against rogue journalism.



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    Does the American govt have a secret stash of aliens that they probe n gather information from or is that the middle easterns im getting mixed up with........
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trail6 View Post
    U.S. never went to the moon, all staged. Even though NASA, for some reason, decided to fake the lunar landings 6 times.

    Aircraft contrails - government sanctioned aerial spraying

    Elvis, Jimmy Hoffa, Hitler...... all faked own deaths

    O.J. and Tyson were set-up.

    Antrax letters - related to the 9-11 conspiracy

    You forgot Ken Lay.

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    The U.N. and the "New World Order".

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    I always like reading about and laughing about the hyjinx surrounding area 51.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    Does the American govt have a secret stash of aliens that they probe n gather information from or is that the middle easterns im getting mixed up with........

    Tone's on a roll!!

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    That must be in the afterlife, but he would be disappointed if he thought he was gettin 72 virgins n she turned up,
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    53119?? That name is a whole nuther conspiracy theory in itself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    That must be in the afterlife, but he would be disappointed if he thought he was gettin 72 virgins n she turned up,

    Maybe the 72 virgins were a room of 72 nerdy white guys with acne playing warcraft.
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    Chupacabra is backed by Monster Energy....true story.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Optimus View Post
    53119?? That name is a whole nuther conspiracy theory in itself.
    unfortunately, no, Optimus. truth is it was the id number on my kiddo and wife's birth bracelet that they use for security id in the maternity ward. wish I had something more exciting to tell ya but i was told i would disappear if i didn't run with the bracelet thing.

    incidentally, if you ever see a locker or storage unit with that number. open it. it's where all missing socks are.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 53119 View Post
    unfortunately, no, Optimus. truth is it was the id number on my kiddo and wife's birth bracelet that they use for security id in the maternity ward. wish I had something more exciting to tell ya but i was told i would disappear if i didn't run with the bracelet thing.

    Ok, sorry, my mistake. Oh, by the way, is your base really on the far side of the moon?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AZ.MTNS View Post
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    The thing about NDAA, is it's masked as an anti-terrorism bill, but under the law, anybody can be viewed as "terrorists" and detained - that are American citizens. This came about after Anonymous and WikiLeaks.

    Bothers me... because it protects corruption. In a world where "journalism" is just another corporate puppet, it denies journalists to do their job by instilling fear in them.

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    They make washing machines that make every other left sock disappear. Conspiracy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 53119 View Post
    incidentally, if you ever see a locker or storage unit with that number. open it. it's where all missing socks are.
    And use these numbers for the locker's combination lock:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Optimus View Post
    Ok, sorry, my mistake. Oh, by the way, is your base really on the far side of the moon?
    no sorry necessary. it is an odd name to go by.
    the base is very close to cybertron, optimus.

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    Got to love the conspiracy industry.


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    Quote Originally Posted by StiHacka View Post
    They make washing machines that make every other left sock disappear. Conspiracy!
    Only in the northern hemisphere, down under it'll be the right sock. Tone's would you check on that for us?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trail6 View Post
    Only in the northern hemisphere, down under it'll be the right sock. Tone's would you check on that for us?
    It's the Coriolis effect. I think it was Newton who first proved it in the particular case of sock disappearance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 53119 View Post
    the base is very close to cybertron, optimus.
    Ah ha!! I knew it!!

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