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    Cease and Desist... the lot of you.

    I have recently trademarked the words "Hawg", "DirtJunkie", "Tones", "Nicoleb", "Rockerc", "Heyall", "Highdell", and "Chum", with more to follow.

    Anyone found to be using these names will be pursued ruthlessly by my legal team (pictured).
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    You may however, make an application to purchase limited rights to the above listed terms. Send application processing payment of US$500 to:

    Especially Epic Inc.
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    And have a wonderful Christmas!

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    Heyal, you can't Haug all those names. It sets the wrong Tone's and makes it feel like you're not Chummy with all the rest of us. Your legal team looks like a bunch of Dirtjunkeys, too, to make an Understeiter of myself. I ain't askeered of them.
    I've made some bad decisions like taking the gears off my bike. So here's the warning: Do not as I say, nor as I do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bro View Post
    Heyal, you can't Haug all those names. It sets the wrong Tone's and makes it feel like you're not Chummy with all the rest of us. Your legal team looks like a bunch of Dirtjunkeys, too, to make an Understeiter of myself. I ain't askeered of them.
    Yeah, what he said.

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    You didn't TM my name. Nor do I think you would want to.
    My Bike: '03 Specialized HardRock FrankenBike
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bro View Post
    Heyal, you can't Haug all those names. It sets the wrong Tone's and makes it feel like you're not Chummy with all the rest of us. Your legal team looks like a bunch of Dirtjunkeys, too, to make an Understeiter of myself. I ain't askeered of them.
    You should be... They will 'skoor' you with their legal acumen.

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    You didn't TM my name. Nor do I think you would want to.
    The names "Bro and "0197" are now pending. Optimus, you get a pass from me, but the leader of the Autobots might want to have a word to you.
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    Cant put my finger on exactly why, but the guy on the right looks far less intimidating than the other two.
    "Bigring, that's deep. ...Well, I suspect it is. I didn't read it."

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    this thread is specialized

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    $500.00 in the mail for limited rights to use the name DIRTJUNKIE. Just keep your dirtjunkie looking THUG'S away from me.
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    Bullocks!~ Well, then I trademark Theunderstater! Ha!
    "We can always find excuses if we want to find them, but if we really want to do something, we have to just go."

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    So where are my licensing fees for allowing you to use my name? I want my fair share!
    I've made some bad decisions like taking the gears off my bike. So here's the warning: Do not as I say, nor as I do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    $500.00 in the mail for limited rights to use the name DIRTJUNKIE. Just keep your dirtjunkie looking THUG'S away from me.
    Good man. Just be a bit careful who you call a thug. My legal team get a little bit INTENSE about being defamed.

    Quote Originally Posted by sodak View Post
    Bullocks!~ Well, then I trademark Theunderstater! Ha!
    Hey! You can't do that!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bro View Post
    So where are my licensing fees for allowing you to use my name? I want my fair share!
    No fair shares around here... Only unfair ones.
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    chocolate diamonds

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Understater View Post
    Hey! You can't do that!
    And I trademark any use of the terms: under, stater, state, tater, tat, stat & the. so what now?
    "We can always find excuses if we want to find them, but if we really want to do something, we have to just go."

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Understater View Post
    Good man. Just be a bit careful who you call a thug. My legal team get a little bit INTENSE about being defamed.



    Hey! You can't do that!
    Your team of THUGS look like they ride for Team Huffy not Team INTENSE.
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    the guy on the right looks like he should be in a boy band.

    Oh, and I'm not worried about your security team, we all know the leader of my security team will take down your whole team on her own.


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    Quote Originally Posted by sodak View Post
    And I trademark any use of the terms: under, stater, state, tater, tat, stat & the. so what now?
    You may need to check where I signed off my original post.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Understater View Post
    You may need to check where I signed off my original post.
    Now that is just downright unfair!
    "We can always find excuses if we want to find them, but if we really want to do something, we have to just go."

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Your team of THUGS look like they ride for Team Huffy not Team INTENSE.
    Did you say Huffy??!!!
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    Whistles quietly to himself............


    My legal team is in my avatar.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Understater View Post
    No fair shares around here... Only unfair ones.
    Alright. I'll take 1000% of all your revenue that's related to your use of the following: "Bro" "bro" "b" "r" "o" "B"

    I've made some bad decisions like taking the gears off my bike. So here's the warning: Do not as I say, nor as I do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by emu26 View Post
    the guy on the right looks like he should be in a boy band.

    Oh, and I'm not worried about your security team, we all know the leader of my security team will take down your whole team on her own.


    Oh Bugger.

    Quote Originally Posted by Bro View Post
    Alright. I'll take 1000% of all your revenue that's related to your use of the following: "Bro" "bro" "b" "r" "o" "B"

    Fair enough.
    Come talk to my account manager for your %.
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    He went to Jared.

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    I'm not worried, New Zealand is Australia's, Canada...
    Thank you Lord Rusty for that one. LOL
    "I thought of that while riding my bike."
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    Peace and Long Rides...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ericmopar View Post
    I'm not worried, New Zealand is Australia's, Canada...
    I'm pretty sure its the other way round...
    I don't crash, I just have slightly uncontrolled dismounts!

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