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    Must have been a hard tail
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    Nah. He was JRA with the fork locked out, when suddenly... he blew a seal.
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    Man, that must have been hard to deal with..
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    Quote Originally Posted by sodak View Post
    Man, that must have been hard to deal with..
    He could wear baggies
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    "The red-faced 22-year-old was left unable to have sex for almost two months as his penis refused to die down."

    I'm not sure the copy writer actually understands the mechanics of how sex works.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flyin_W View Post
    Nah. He was JRA with the fork locked out, when suddenly... he blew a seal.
    No, that's vanilla ice cream
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    "The red-faced 22-year-old was left unable to have sex for almost two months as his penis refused to die down."

    I'm not sure the copy writer actually understands the mechanics of how sex works.
    I thought it would mean being able to have sex non stop and all you would have to do is lie there.
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    I find this hard to believe.
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    I wish I had that kid's problem.
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    Dude has to lay off the Cialis. Trust me on this.

    Lol, he waited 5 weeks to seek medical attention. He's thinking like a guy all right. Why beat down a good thing when you got it?
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    Odd question: Wouldn't a 5 week erection essentially make your "unit" larger? That's a lot of pressure for a long time, something had to stretch right? Some people pay good money for that type of thing.
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    You should cross post this in the Rider Down forum. Or is that the Rider Up forum?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    Lol, he waited 5 weeks to seek medical attention. He's thinking like a guy all right. Why beat down a good thing when you got it?
    Trouble was he couldn't beat it down.

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    This reminds me of something I saw on TV a couple weeks ago. It's a show called "Sex sent me to the ER." It's a lame reenactment type of show that is actually pretty funny. The commentary and crappy acting is precious.

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    She's faking it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wishful Tomcat View Post
    She's faking it.
    Yes she is. They could have at least got a porn actor.
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    After 7 weeks, I'd think there would be so much necrosis that they would have to amputate.
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    Suddenlty, bikes with a curved/sloping top tube look much more attractive to me. No wait, that's a big-time woody. Maybe I want the arching top tube in a larger frame size. Doh, just when I thought I'd ended the top tube debate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flyin_W View Post
    Nah. He was JRA with the fork locked out, when suddenly... he blew a seal.
    Bet the seal was happy...
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    This reminds me of my X girlfriend. When a Viagra commercial would come on and it said "if you have an erection lasting four hours or more consult a physician" her comment would be laughingly "if you have an erection lasting four hours or more consult her".
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    If I had an erection that lasted that long my
    wife would probably be dead.

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    wait, so 7 week long erections are not normal?


    hmmm....I better go see a doc.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mazukea View Post
    wait, so 7 week long erections are not normal?


    hmmm....I better go see a doc.
    Better to find out now rather than wait until it's too late.
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