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    Can't stop watching

    While the video quality is poor, this is 8 minutes of

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    Can't stop watching

    So many poorly designed jumps. So much WTF were you thinking?
    So many hospital bills.

    Anyone of them could have been me between the ages of 8-18. The local ER an my home town knew my Mom and I by first name.


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    I love the guy who trashes the camera... The photographer looks like he has had his children abducted, and the way the biker picks up the pieces and hands them back is priceless!
    It's all Here. Now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rockerc View Post
    I love the guy who trashes the camera... The photographer looks like he has had his children abducted, and the way the biker picks up the pieces and hands them back is priceless!
    Don't forget what he says "It's not scratch but it is broken."
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    You guys have reached for a new low.

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    Was that Nicole who fell off the little wood bridge at 1:20???

    Sorry, heyyall I couldn't watch much farther than that. I wasn't laughing (maybe a little at a few of them), I was actually cringing and feeling their pain. I'm all messed up now.
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    Can't stop watching

    ^ no worries.

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    Yes I must concur with Hawgs sediments. Painful to watch I feel every bang slap crunch snap they feel.

    Sorry I didn't mean to sound like a old Batman episode there.
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    did you all so the cameo from our very own MTBR skoooers guy?

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    That was incredibly painful to watch.

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    Ouch

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brewtality View Post
    So many poorly designed jumps.
    yeah, but were they janky?
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    what I really want to know is why the preview is of a hot chick in black but she never appears in the vid? Ok, I get why, it makes pervs like me click on the link but how do they set that as the pic, it's about the 4th one today I have seen like that?

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    Can't stop watching

    Quote Originally Posted by emu26 View Post
    what I really want to know is why the preview is of a hot chick in black but she never appears in the vid? Ok, I get why, it makes pervs like me click on the link but how do they set that as the pic, it's about the 4th one today I have seen like that?
    I wondered that too. It must be there, perhaps a single frame. Perhaps there is subliminal programming in the video to make us want to ride more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by emu26 View Post
    what I really want to know is why the preview is of a hot chick in black but she never appears in the vid? Ok, I get why, it makes pervs like me click on the link but how do they set that as the pic, it's about the 4th one today I have seen like that?
    Quote Originally Posted by heyyall View Post
    I wondered that too. It must be there, perhaps a single frame. Perhaps there is subliminal programming in the video to make us want to ride more.
    when you edit your video for youtube you put in a pic that will last 0.001 secs in the middle of the video. Then after uploading youtube asks what you want as the screen shot. You simply choose that pic but because the pic doesn't last long in the video you don't see it.
    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
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    Can't stop watching

    ^ but I have never been able to pick the frame I want. It gives me three options. Is there a way to play the video in slomo to get the frame?

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    So, i just woke everyone in my house up and possibly the neighbors with a "OHHHHHHH!!!!" on the guy who slams his face into the skinny.

    Some of those were hilarious, some of those were trips to the ER for sure. DAMN.

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    Quote Originally Posted by emu26 View Post
    what I really want to know is why the preview is of a hot chick in black but she never appears in the vid? Ok, I get why, it makes pervs like me click on the link but how do they set that as the pic, it's about the 4th one today I have seen like that?
    Quote Originally Posted by heyyall View Post
    ^ but I have never been able to pick the frame I want. It gives me three options. Is there a way to play the video in slomo to get the frame?
    when you go to a video under the thumb nails that you can choose is a custom thumbnail button. Click on that then just choose the file you want.

    I think it works



    yup that image is not in the video
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    You guys have reached for a new low.

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    Watching that makes my balls hurt.

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    3:35 - What a dumbass. Totally deserved that for being a douche.

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    Quote Originally Posted by heyyall View Post
    ^ but I have never been able to pick the frame I want. It gives me three options. Is there a way to play the video in slomo to get the frame?
    I think you need an upgraded account on utoob, to be able to pick a frame or even add your own custom thumbnail that may or may not even be in the video. Pretty sure the free accounts you only get to choose between three, that they pick for you, that's it.
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    ragdolls and lawndarts. some of those are so painfully familiar for me.
    always face the herd

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    i almost dont want to keep riding a bike....one of these days on the mtb...that will be me! (though, i dont plan on doing dem janky-ass jumps)
    fap

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    Dental surgery for summa them too ooof.

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    Hey the guy that fell off the cliff is a local San Diego rider.
    He used to frequent this site and went by the name Miles. I've ridden with him years ago prior to the crash at Noble Canyon. The crash was out in Anza Borego desert outside of San Diego called Coriza Gorge. And Hawg Mountain Biker Bill was the one who filmed it. Believe it or not he only got bruised and scraped up. That film clip has been on several t.v. Programs. Dumbest video shows.


    And here is the full Miles crash video.
    The Miles Todd Crash Video - 150ft Cliff - Ouch - YouTube

    And here's the dialogue from the video as Miles is
    tumbling down the cliff.
    http://www.mountainbikebill.com/imag...ideoDialog.txt

    And here's MTB Bills website and full explanation of the crash.
    MountainBikeBill's Mountain biking Trail Reviews, Videos and Pictures
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    I think you need an upgraded account on utoob, to be able to pick a frame or even add your own custom thumbnail that may or may not even be in the video. Pretty sure the free accounts you only get to choose between three, that they pick for you, that's it.
    That's how all those really annoying and stupid youtube videos get 16 million hits. All you have to do is put cleavage on the thumbnail.

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