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    Can't stop watching

    While the video quality is poor, this is 8 minutes of
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    Can't stop watching

    So many poorly designed jumps. So much WTF were you thinking?
    So many hospital bills.

    Anyone of them could have been me between the ages of 8-18. The local ER an my home town knew my Mom and I by first name.


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    I love the guy who trashes the camera... The photographer looks like he has had his children abducted, and the way the biker picks up the pieces and hands them back is priceless!
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    Quote Originally Posted by rockerc View Post
    I love the guy who trashes the camera... The photographer looks like he has had his children abducted, and the way the biker picks up the pieces and hands them back is priceless!
    Don't forget what he says "It's not scratch but it is broken."
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    Was that Nicole who fell off the little wood bridge at 1:20???

    Sorry, heyyall I couldn't watch much farther than that. I wasn't laughing (maybe a little at a few of them), I was actually cringing and feeling their pain. I'm all messed up now.

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    Can't stop watching

    ^ no worries.
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    Yes I must concur with Hawgs sediments. Painful to watch I feel every bang slap crunch snap they feel.

    Sorry I didn't mean to sound like a old Batman episode there.
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    did you all so the cameo from our very own MTBR skoooers guy?

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    That was incredibly painful to watch.

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    Ouch

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brewtality View Post
    So many poorly designed jumps.
    yeah, but were they janky?
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    what I really want to know is why the preview is of a hot chick in black but she never appears in the vid? Ok, I get why, it makes pervs like me click on the link but how do they set that as the pic, it's about the 4th one today I have seen like that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by emu26 View Post
    what I really want to know is why the preview is of a hot chick in black but she never appears in the vid? Ok, I get why, it makes pervs like me click on the link but how do they set that as the pic, it's about the 4th one today I have seen like that?
    I wondered that too. It must be there, perhaps a single frame. Perhaps there is subliminal programming in the video to make us want to ride more.
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    Quote Originally Posted by emu26 View Post
    what I really want to know is why the preview is of a hot chick in black but she never appears in the vid? Ok, I get why, it makes pervs like me click on the link but how do they set that as the pic, it's about the 4th one today I have seen like that?
    Quote Originally Posted by heyyall View Post
    I wondered that too. It must be there, perhaps a single frame. Perhaps there is subliminal programming in the video to make us want to ride more.
    when you edit your video for youtube you put in a pic that will last 0.001 secs in the middle of the video. Then after uploading youtube asks what you want as the screen shot. You simply choose that pic but because the pic doesn't last long in the video you don't see it.
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    ^ but I have never been able to pick the frame I want. It gives me three options. Is there a way to play the video in slomo to get the frame?
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    So, i just woke everyone in my house up and possibly the neighbors with a "OHHHHHHH!!!!" on the guy who slams his face into the skinny.

    Some of those were hilarious, some of those were trips to the ER for sure. DAMN.

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    Quote Originally Posted by emu26 View Post
    what I really want to know is why the preview is of a hot chick in black but she never appears in the vid? Ok, I get why, it makes pervs like me click on the link but how do they set that as the pic, it's about the 4th one today I have seen like that?
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    ^ but I have never been able to pick the frame I want. It gives me three options. Is there a way to play the video in slomo to get the frame?
    when you go to a video under the thumb nails that you can choose is a custom thumbnail button. Click on that then just choose the file you want.

    I think it works



    yup that image is not in the video
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    Watching that makes my balls hurt.

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    3:35 - What a dumbass. Totally deserved that for being a douche.

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    Quote Originally Posted by heyyall View Post
    ^ but I have never been able to pick the frame I want. It gives me three options. Is there a way to play the video in slomo to get the frame?
    I think you need an upgraded account on utoob, to be able to pick a frame or even add your own custom thumbnail that may or may not even be in the video. Pretty sure the free accounts you only get to choose between three, that they pick for you, that's it.
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    ragdolls and lawndarts. some of those are so painfully familiar for me.

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    i almost dont want to keep riding a bike....one of these days on the mtb...that will be me! (though, i dont plan on doing dem janky-ass jumps)
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    Dental surgery for summa them too ooof.

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    Hey the guy that fell off the cliff is a local San Diego rider.
    He used to frequent this site and went by the name Miles. I've ridden with him years ago prior to the crash at Noble Canyon. The crash was out in Anza Borego desert outside of San Diego called Coriza Gorge. And Hawg Mountain Biker Bill was the one who filmed it. Believe it or not he only got bruised and scraped up. That film clip has been on several t.v. Programs. Dumbest video shows.


    And here is the full Miles crash video.
    The Miles Todd Crash Video - 150ft Cliff - Ouch - YouTube

    And here's the dialogue from the video as Miles is
    tumbling down the cliff.
    http://www.mountainbikebill.com/imag...ideoDialog.txt

    And here's MTB Bills website and full explanation of the crash.
    MountainBikeBill's Mountain biking Trail Reviews, Videos and Pictures
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    I think you need an upgraded account on utoob, to be able to pick a frame or even add your own custom thumbnail that may or may not even be in the video. Pretty sure the free accounts you only get to choose between three, that they pick for you, that's it.
    That's how all those really annoying and stupid youtube videos get 16 million hits. All you have to do is put cleavage on the thumbnail.

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    yep

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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    I think you need an upgraded account on utoob, to be able to pick a frame or even add your own custom thumbnail that may or may not even be in the video. Pretty sure the free accounts you only get to choose between three, that they pick for you, that's it.
    I think all you have to do is validate your account (no need to pay I don't and I can make custom thumb nails).
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    yep
    Did you just yep me?
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    Quote Originally Posted by highdelll View Post
    yeah, but were they janky?
    Haha!! Nice....

    Wow, some of those were really rough. A few of those scorpions were nasty! And the sound in the last clip, was that their neck breaking?
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    OMG!! I made it halfway, then bailed...like so many should have in that video.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gdtrfb24 View Post
    OMG!! I made it halfway, then bailed...like so many should have in that video.
    Check out my above post.
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    Yep
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Did you just yep me?
    nope
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    Quote Originally Posted by deke505 View Post
    I think all you have to do is validate your account (no need to pay I don't and I can make custom thumb nails).
    I did not know that.
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    Can't stop watching

    I recently validated my account. I'll see if I can switch the cover image.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Hey the guy that fell off the cliff is a local San Diego rider. He used to frequent this site and went by the name Miles. I've ridden with him years ago. It was out at Anza Borego desert outside of San Diego called Coriza Gorge. And Hawg Mountain Biker Bill was the one who filmed it. Believe it or not he only got bruised and scraped up. That film clip has been on several t.v. Programs. Dumbest video shows.
    Here's MTB Bills website and explanation of the crash.
    MountainBikeBill's Mountain biking Trail Reviews, Videos and Pictures

    And here's rhe full crash video.
    The Miles Todd Crash Video - 150ft Cliff - Ouch - YouTube

    And here's the dialogue from the video as Miles is
    tumbling down the cliff.
    http://www.mountainbikebill.com/imag...ideoDialog.txt
    I still occasionally venture to the write up on this incident when I am looking at trails on Bills site. I remember seeing this clip on one of those "videos of people getting obliterated" shows on Spike TV or one of those channels before I saw it on Bills site. (I know MTB Bill was there and obviously had the video first, I'm just pointing out how quickly that video circulated).

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    I've seen the Miles video many times, but I have never read the story. Wow, that guys is one lucky person that should have listened to his buddy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gordon Shumway View Post
    I still occasionally venture to the write up on this incident when I am looking at trails on Bills site. I remember seeing this clip on one of those "videos of people getting obliterated" shows on Spike TV or one of those channels before I saw it on Bills site. (I know MTB Bill was there and obviously had
    the video first, I'm just pointing out how quickly
    that video circulated).
    Yep!
    MTB Bill was the on that went first in the video. I think he walked his bike through. Then he turned around and filmed Erec and then filmed Miles
    crash. Did you check out the link with the dialogue.

    Years ago I rode with a huge group at Noble. And MTB Bill & Miles were in the group. MTB Bill
    helmet cammed our ride. That video used to be on
    his web site but I can't find it anymore. MTB
    Bills site got so popular and he made so
    many videos over the years some were
    taken down and replaced.

    And the video being posted on a couple T.V. shows I remember having already seen the video through MTB Bill posting it on here way back. And then it came on T.V. and I called up Aquaholic and got him tuned in to watching it. After that time I've seen it on some other T.V. video shows as well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Yep!
    MTB Bill was the one in that went
    through first. I think he walked his bike
    through. Then he turned around and
    filmed Erec and then filmed Miles
    crash. Did you check out the link with
    the dialogue.

    Years ago I rode with a huge group at Noble. And MTB Bill & Miles were in the group. MTB Bill
    helmet cammed our ride. That video used to be on
    his web site but I can't find it anymore. MTB
    Bills site got so popular and he made so
    many videos over the years some were
    taken down and replaced.

    And the video being posted on a couple T.V. shows I remember having already seen the video through MTB Bill posting it on here way back. And then it came on T.V. and I called up Aquaholic and got him tuned in to watching it. After that time I've seen it on some other T.V. video shows as well.
    Yep, seen the dialogue and all. And since videos rarely do the steepness of slopes justice you know that was one gnarly tumble down some crazy terrain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gordon Shumway View Post
    Yep, seen the dialogue and all. And since videos rarely do the steepness of slopes justice you know that was one gnarly tumble down some crazy terrain.
    He should have bought a lottery ticket that day he was so lucky to survive it without serious injury. If you haven't already check out the link to MTB Bills page in his site. There is an area where Miles describes the fall and the climb back up. Interesting perspective from the man himself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by heyyall View Post
    I've seen the Miles video many times, but I have never read the story. Wow, that guys is one lucky person that should have listened to his buddy.
    Yep
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    Why people do street BMX without helmets?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Axe View Post
    Why people do street BMX without helmets?
    Darwin had theories that seem relevant even today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Axe View Post
    Why people do street BMX without helmets?
    what kind of BMX should be done without helmets?
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    Quote Originally Posted by highdelll View Post
    what kind of BMX should be done without helmets?
    Slow
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    Quote Originally Posted by highdelll View Post
    what kind of BMX should be done without helmets?
    Riding to the corner store for some soda pops? Or maybe some flatland? Don't know..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Axe View Post
    Riding to the corner store for some soda pops? Or maybe some flatland? Don't know..
    yeah - that's true
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    Quote Originally Posted by highdelll View Post
    yeah - that's true
    True unless you have a buddy with a camera and you are thinking about doing something stupid. In that case, helmets should be encouraged. Or, you should at least bring a mop to clean up after the splat.
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