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    Cannot figure this out.

    Looked over an older issue of the Magazine Top Gear over the weekend. Amongst the many witty write-ups were some banned license plates and a handful were from the US.

    It seems sexual innuendo was the motivating theme - 'ILVTOFU' 'L0V 5UX', and this last one --- 'B4G H4G'

    What does this stand for?? I can makeout the word Orgy.
    I like Sand - I don't like Witches.

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    I knew a guy that got "PIIHB" on his motorcycle a while back.

    (For those who don't know, PIIHB= "Put It In Her Butt")
    Just stick it in granny and start grinding.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haint View Post
    'ILVTOFU'
    Some like tofu, others don't. Not sure what that has to do with sex though.
    But if you close your eyes it becomes so easy to see

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    I wanted the plate 3MTA3 but it was unavailable.... Too bad.
    Posting on the basis that ignorance shared is ignorance doubled.

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    If i ever get to a point in my life where money is no object i plan to have every vehicle i own equipped with a personalized plate that means nothing at all. Just to look in my rear view and see the confused look of people trying to figure out wtf they mean.

    BLEMFOP

    SCRTORP

    EGLOMUF

    etc.

    Yea... im easily amused.

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    Two local plates come to mind

    "AUDIDU" on the back of a, well , you know
    "O2B5FT" apparently the driver was a shorty
    But if you close your eyes it becomes so easy to see

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigRingGrinder View Post
    If i ever get to a point in my life where money is no object i plan to have every vehicle i own equipped with a personalized plate that means nothing at all. Just to look in my rear view and see the confused look of people trying to figure out wtf they mean.

    BLEMFOP

    SCRTORP

    EGLOMUF

    etc.

    Yea... im easily amused.
    I bet you have fun making up memorable passwords too.
    But if you close your eyes it becomes so easy to see

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    Still can't figure out Haint's puzzle.

    In a magazine a long time ago I saw "BOX DOC" on what was claimed to be a gynecologist's Porsche.
    "Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left."
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    I love to see the vanity plate police get tooled.

    SEAUNT

    made it past the CA contingent. Don't mess with that chick...

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    I knew a guy in highschool back in the late 70's who had a cherry 1970'Mach I mustang. His plate said MUFFDVR
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    My favorite is ASSMAN

    F*ck Cancer

    Eat your veggies

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    My favorite is ASSMAN

    That episode was hilarious.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigRingGrinder View Post
    If i ever get to a point in my life where money is no object i plan to have every vehicle i own equipped with a personalized plate that means nothing at all. Just to look in my rear view and see the confused look of people trying to figure out wtf they mean.

    BLEMFOP

    SCRTORP

    EGLOMUF

    etc.

    Yea... im easily amused.
    You might want to make sure that you use a string of letters that don't actually mean something.

    BLEMFOP Butt Lovers Enjoy Many Foriegn Objects Penetrating

    SCRTORP Some Cun*s Require Touching Others Require Pounding

    EGLOMUF Every Girl Loves Oral Manipulation Unless Felching

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    ^OK emu, now you're scaring me...
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    I told you I had problems

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    Quote Originally Posted by emu26 View Post
    I told you I had problems
    You've taken the first step to healing already: Recognition

    Go emu!
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    My problem is I often mistake it for a talent.

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    Talent is in the eye of the beholder. So, I don't think this is anything to consider where healing is concerned.
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    Just stick it in granny and start grinding.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haint View Post
    Looked over an older issue of the Magazine Top Gear over the weekend. Amongst the many witty write-ups were some banned license plates and a handful were from the US.

    It seems sexual innuendo was the motivating theme - 'ILVTOFU' 'L0V 5UX', and this last one --- 'B4G H4G'

    What does this stand for?? I can makeout the word Orgy.
    are you sure it doesn't mean bag hag
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    the big aussie rep bomb is comin your way

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    Quote Originally Posted by emu26 View Post
    You might want to make sure that you use a string of letters that don't actually mean something.

    BLEMFOP Butt Lovers Enjoy Many Foriegn Objects Penetrating

    SCRTORP Some Cun*s Require Touching Others Require Pounding

    EGLOMUF Every Girl Loves Oral Manipulation Unless Felching
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!OMG!

    I just blew slurpie through and out my nose!!!!

    Someone rep this man pls, i havent been a enough of a rep whore to do so. Well done sir, havent laughed that hard in a while.

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    Quote Originally Posted by emu26 View Post
    You might want to make sure that you use a string of letters that don't actually mean something.

    BLEMFOP Butt Lovers Enjoy Many Foriegn Objects Penetrating

    SCRTORP Some Cun*s Require Touching Others Require Pounding

    EGLOMUF Every Girl Loves Oral Manipulation Unless Felching
    Sheer Brilliance! HAhahaha!!!

    Need to spread it around still, but I owe you some rep.
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    EMU that was hilarious. How quick did each of those come to mind. Not much work at all, you may want to see a psychologist.
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    Quote Originally Posted by deke505 View Post
    are you sure it doesn't mean bag hag
    Bag Hag is some spoiled-biatch, nothing sexy about that. Dunno, I saw the potential for 1 or more orgy so I got excited.
    I like Sand - I don't like Witches.

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    Oh DJ I definitely need to see someone, although Hawgs is helping. I have to admit they did not take long. The first two were easy, I struggled with the last one for a while because I was blinded by the obvious Muf reference, all up I had the three in under 5 minutes though.

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