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    Call girls in mumbai, kitchens in england

    Call girls and kitchens, some ugg boots, some viagra and a handful of painkillers. Seriously does anyone ****ing click on that ****? Every day I see new spam **** and now recently it has been kitchens. kitchens kitchens kitchens kitchens, who the fuk goes to a mtb site to get kitchens, or indian prostitutes for that matter, I wonder how many users actually reside in mumbai india and would therefore be the target group, what 2? is this a fuking joke or are these shitheads payed by the number of sites they spam? this kind of business (indian prostition and english kitchen sales) can't really be that profit/result driven now can it? Because otherwise these spammers would be somewhere where at least there was the slightest 100th of a ppm's chance somebody would actually buy this **** right? Or am I simply overthinking how the spam industry works?

    Anyway happy vicodin day everyone, and may you indian hookers be the best. Bang em in your english kitchen.
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    My guess is your over thinking it.
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    I frequent a Kayak Bass fishing forum and the kitchen people have started invading there too. The mods in that forum are no where near as quick with removing them as the MTBR mods. Someone is getting paid to post the spam right? If, so I am betting they do not work off commission. A MTB site and a fishing website are not the best target audience, in my opinion. YMMV...
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    Call girls in mumbai, kitchens in england

    If I order a call girl from Mumbai and a kitchen from England, maybe I can get her to make me a sandwich.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brewtality View Post
    If I order a call girl from Mumbai and a kitchen from England, maybe I can get her to make me a sandwich.
    God, talk about a good day.

    If we had beer spammers to add to that, it would be a perfect day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brewtality View Post
    If I order a call girl from Mumbai and a kitchen from England, maybe I can get her to make me a sandwich.
    Good luck with that you'd be lucky if she made a bowl of rice.
    How about a little muskrat love just to change the subject.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brewtality View Post
    If I order a call girl from Mumbai and a kitchen from England, maybe I can get her to make me a sandwich.
    Either that or she will insist the deed take place in the kitchen you just bought.

    Didn't there used to be a rule to start a thread you had to have 35 posts? Is that still in place, would it work?
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    Can somebody please post some pics or ads for the Call girls in Mumbai?
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    Call girls in mumbai, kitchens in england

    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Good luck with that you'd be lucky if she made a bowl of rice.
    How about a little muskrat love just to change the subject.
    I would probably get a curry-cucumber sandwich.
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    Most of this I think is what is called SEO or search engine optimization. Internet speak for getting a higher ranking on your google search. One of the google algorithms is to rank a site based on how many times it finds the site linked on other sites. This is the reason for those spammers that copy some of your post below and then follow it with a bunch of emoticons. Those emoticons appear in code as links to the site that is being boosted. Same with the kitchen and the mumbai call girls I think. It gets those boosted up the google result page.

    The UK kitchens are all Indian spammers. If you think about the fact that there are a billion people in India, makes sense that it might be easier to just pay some a few bucks to litter the web with SEO crap.
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