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    Breaking News: Kangaroo saves missing boy in Australian bush

    Does this mean that 'Roos really are our friends?

    Kangaroo saves missing Aussie boy | News - KXLY.com
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    did the kangaroo put the kid in the pouch to keep it warm
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    Quote Originally Posted by deke505 View Post
    did the kangaroo put the kid in the pouch to keep it warm
    They "cuddled". I have to wonder if Tones was behind this???
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    They "cuddled". I have to wonder if Tones was behind this???
    he could have been dressed as the 'roo
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    Quote Originally Posted by deke505 View Post
    he could have been dressed as the 'roo
    Exactly my thoughts...

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    good thing the kanga was nearby, Tones would have just passed on by....he cant stand australian bush.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB View Post
    good thing the kanga was nearby, Tones would have just passed on by....he cant stand australian bush.
    Especially if it's 1/8" long or longer.
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    is it possible tone was dressed as the little boy?
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    BWHAHAHAHHHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAH i smell ******** in this story, why would a roo keep a little bastard south african kid warm, roos hate south africans, especially Dutch ones, we all do here lol.

    In all seriousness roos have been known to raise lost Aboriginal toddlers in their pouches, its happened thousands of times, they hide them from the toddler eating dingos.

    I saw a roo out in the bush with a white baby in its pouch, the baby was suckling on its milk, it was a roo baby, probably some meth head discarded the baby in the bush and the roo picked it up.

    Many children have been raised by roos till adult years, they become one of the roos, they jump instead of walk, graze on grass and shrubs and even mate with the roos.

    I was one of those babies....
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    Quote Originally Posted by deke505 View Post
    he could have been dressed as the 'roo
    Mwahahahhahhhaaa Fug you guys have given me a good laugh in this thread, thanks to each n every one of you, ive been seriously laughing out loud lol.
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    it didnt mention anything bout interspecies sexual relations, right? Then it couldnt have been Tones.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB View Post
    it didnt mention anything bout interspecies sexual relations, right? Then it couldnt have been Tones.
    LOL how do you know nothin went on Nic, Roos are very sexual and attractive animals, who wouldnt tap one if given half the chance?
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    i'll stick to screwing dolphins. they're always asking for it.
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    Roos are amazing animals! Look,here's one playing a banjo!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornfield View Post
    Roos are amazing animals! Look,here's one playing a banjo!

    Spot on cornfield, this is proof they can do anything, if you look at his left hand its also proof they are expert masturbators.
    If you look very carefully, this guy was in the movie deliverance.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB View Post
    i'll stick to screwing dolphins. they're always asking for it.
    You got any videos of that, PM it to me, i'll keep it hush....
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    This will bring back memories, Tone's.

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    So Tones what you're saying is Roos have "human like hands" similar to their american cousin the Raccoon. Better for love making.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    So Tones what you're saying is Roos have "human like hands" similar to their american cousin the Raccoon. Better for love making.
    i'm pretty sure that's a real Snapple fact. That and roos can't walk backwards, which would make romantic advances hard to resist.
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