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    BREAKING NEWS, 29er Forum exposed as a CULT, 'aka' Jonestown..

    It has come to my attention that there are some very strange occurrence's happening in the 29er sub forum..
    The seas are angry in there my friends.
    It seems to me that there are some cult like activities transpiring in there and i have taken it upon myself to notify the authorities.
    I have been forced to rescue 'Rod' from there and there are plenty more knocking on my door.
    There seems to be some very unhealthy propaganda, worshipping of false gods, the 'extremists' are as thick as thieves in there, its very indoctrinated, and there seems to be a level of brainwashing going on and im very concerned.

    Yes people, i think we have another WACO or JONESTOWN on our hands...
    I suspect that its only a matter of time for the Kool aid to come out, each time i visit the 29er forum in very worried its going to be a ghost town of tumbleweeds and i invision many dead behind their computers or on the floor clutching their 29ers.

    Yes i also hold grave fears for the Tandem and 650b sub forum but thats for another thread.

    Am i alone here, or does anybody else think we could have another Jonestown or Waco on our hands?
    Personally i think its just a mater of time.

    If you are an active member of the 29er sub forum and you need help please contact me in this thread.
    If you are worried about your safety or feel like you want to 'blow the whistle' you can send me a PM as im here to help you, it will be in the greatest of confidence.....
    Dont ever let the truth get in the way of a funny story....

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    They knew what they were getting themselves into.....

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    Im afraid some of them didnt.......
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    You said you would never tell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by muzzanic View Post
    You said you would never tell.
    Muzz, you should know alot about cults, your a Kiwi and a member of the 'cult of the golden sheep''
    Dont ever let the truth get in the way of a funny story....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's L'axeman View Post
    Muzz, you should know alot about cults, your a Kiwi and a member of the 'cult of the golden sheep''
    Ya have you got any more of those Velcro gloves you sell second hand ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by muzzanic View Post
    Ya have you got any more of those Velcro gloves you sell second hand ?
    Please Muzz......... Dont give all the secrets of successful sheep wrangling away in this place, theres some very sus people on these boards, you might give them ideas, plus i suspect your trying to project your devious Kiwi mind onto the rest of us, im well n truly on to you Muzzo....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's L'axeman View Post
    Please Muzz......... Dont give all the secrets of successful sheep wrangling away in this place, theres some very sus people on these boards, you might give them ideas, plus i suspect your trying to project your devious Kiwi mind onto the rest of us, im well n truly on to you Muzzo....
    I gess I'm just upset that the Gum boots you returned had the front of the leg holes ripped some how.

    I'm so happy for you though winning that 6 legged race, Good effort you must have done lots of training

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    Silly 26ers. You so funnay!

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    يا د سره وکتل، او دا، خو دلته زما د شمېر، نو ما ته، ښايي؟

    سپارلي او له دې امله ستاسو ټپټپئې ښايي؟

    خړه الله د 29er

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hutch3637 View Post
    يا د سره وکتل، او دا، خو دلته زما د شمېر، نو ما ته، ښايي؟

    سپارلي او له دې امله ستاسو ټپټپئې ښايي؟

    خړه الله د 29er
    SEE THAT, thats what i mean, here we have a well known cult member that goes by the name of Hutch, im not sure what his islamic name is, but its blokes like this that im talkin about here...
    Can they be trusted?
    No, i think this bloke n others in this cult are up to something....

    Hutch, PM me is your post is a cry for help..
    If its some sort of chant or threat, i will remind you that the authorities are watching.......
    Dont ever let the truth get in the way of a funny story....

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    i think freemasonry is involved...
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    Quote Originally Posted by singlesprocket View Post
    i think freemasonry is involved...
    Yes ive heard the same thing, i know for a fact the 29er forum have their own secret handshake, and im also pretty sure they have their own secret pictures on bank notes, it seems to be a melting pot for all sorts of devious things in there, and expect them to go more underground because they realise im on to them.
    This isnt the first cult ive bought down and it wont be the last.....
    Look at Hutch above, you think you know somebody then you mention 29ers and BANG the next thing you know they are writing in Arabic, it could be a call to arms for all we know, its not like they have a very peaceful record do they....
    Dont ever let the truth get in the way of a funny story....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's L'axeman View Post
    Yes ive heard the same thing, i know for a fact the 29er forum have their own secret handshake, and im also pretty sure they have their own secret pictures on bank notes, it seems to be a melting pot for all sorts of devious things in there, and expect them to go more underground because they realise im on to them.
    This isnt the first cult ive bought down and it wont be the last.....
    Look at Hutch above, you think you know somebody then you mention 29ers and BANG the next thing you know they are writing in Arabic, it could be a call to arms for all we know, its not like they have a very peaceful record do they....
    I can't believe that this thread has escaped me.

    I need to come clean... I raced on a lefty 29er last weekend. I may have tasted the koolaid but I swear I didn't drink it.

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    Drink the Kool-aid. It's tasty.
    No really, drink the Kool- aid. Drink it!!
    Drink the damned Kool-aid!!
    Don't make me get my gun out.


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    Quote Originally Posted by big terry View Post
    I can't believe that this thread has escaped me.

    I need to come clean... I raced on a lefty 29er last weekend. I may have tasted the koolaid but I swear I didn't drink it.

    Sent from somewhere not sitting on my ass in front of the computer.
    B Tezza, you n i are pretty tight brother, from one mate to another, just get out now while you still can make decisions for yourself, Ive had my eye on you for a while now n to be honest ive noticed you have started to display disturbing signs a few of the things ive been talking about, and please dont drink anymore koolaid and stay out of that forum..
    Dont ever let the truth get in the way of a funny story....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brewtality View Post
    Drink the Kool-aid. It's tasty.
    No really, drink the Kool- aid. Drink it!!
    Drink the damned Kool-aid!!
    Don't make me get my gun out.


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    Right Brewtality, your going straight on the list, expect to have your doors smashed in by the authorities at 4am in the morning, dont plead ignorant either.........
    Dont ever let the truth get in the way of a funny story....

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    The 29er forum has not a thing on the B forum. The true zealots are in there under the radar, waiting for the most opportune time to launch their crusade.

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    I'm a 29er believer. I've been donating large sums of money lately in order to get to 29er heaven. And "they" are definitely getting their 10% each month.

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    Quote Originally Posted by yfz_duner View Post
    I'm a 29er believer. I've been donating large sums of money lately in order to get to 29er heaven. And "they" are definitely getting their 10% each month.
    Well i suppose you are looking forward to the 29 naked virgins awaiting for you, dont fall for that mate, theres a good chance they have beards n hairy chests....
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    first rule of the 29er forum, don't talk about the 29er forum.

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    I took one sip and knew it was bad mojo. It's Jonestown for sure. I fully support your intervention!

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    People are always attacking what they don't understand. We 29er Forum folks are no different than those of you on "inferior size" wheeled bikes.
    I crashed hard enough on my Tallboy to break my leg,
    The carbon is way more durable than most people.

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    Another classic in the making.

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    I'm currently dabbling in the 29'r forum...even drink the coolaid now most days...but as the temps cool down, South Mountain is calling....time to put the coolaid down and go back to my 26'r....I hope I can quit cold turkey

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