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    Breaking the law, breaking the law

    I heard it was illegal in California for either partner to reach climax before the other during foreplay. I wonder how many people are breaking the law out there.

    Anybody know of other strange sex laws?

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    Come on, that's just silly....

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    I'd really like to know what the motivation for this type of law could have been.

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    It's not illegal as long as we are multiple-orgasm capable. Welcome to Cailfornication!
    fee-fy-fo-fum...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    It's not illegal as long as we are multiple-orgasm capable. Welcome to Cailfornication!
    Now that's one legal loophole I can live with.

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    Leave it to Jerry Brown. Another such law going into effect come Jan 14 is surrounding the legality of women the right to breast feed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nvphatty View Post
    Leave it to Jerry Brown. Another such law going into effect come Jan 14 is surrounding the legality of women the right to breast feed.
    God forbid women are granted that right!! Next thing you know, they'll be demanding to take dumps on city sidewalks! For shame!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirt farmer View Post
    God forbid women are granted that right!! Next thing you know, they'll be demanding to take dumps on city sidewalks! For shame!
    if i'm not mistaken it's breast feeding while in the hospital or some such scenario, no i don't believe breast feeding in public should be allowed.

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    Please keep this thread on topic with sleazy sex. I don't want it to get binned so soon. I'm really curious to hear about other strange sex laws.

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    It is on topic so carry on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nvphatty View Post
    no i don't believe breast feeding in public should be allowed.
    What, are you afraid you'll get some in your eye? On your shoes?

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    Respectfully no nv, breast feeding a baby is not about sex. This is a contentious political issue that will quickly degenerate into the usual redundant bickering.
    I'm looking for oddball, humorous examples of unusual sex laws, most of which are no longer enforced.

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    I heard that in Merton, Wi, it's illegal for one to put his penis inside a pvc pipe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirt farmer View Post
    I heard that in Merton, Wi, it's illegal for one to put his penis inside a pvc pipe.
    Since most men lie about size this law might be in everybody's best interest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirt farmer View Post
    What, are you afraid you'll get some in your eye? On your shoes?
    perhaps down my chin and forced to wear a bib.

    Quote Originally Posted by nwbikur View Post
    Respectfully no nv, breast feeding a baby is not about sex. This is a contentious political issue that will quickly degenerate into the usual redundant bickering.
    I'm looking for oddball, humorous examples of unusual sex laws, most of which are no longer enforced.
    whatever the case it's fine thank you though.

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    Arizona state law states females breasts are not "private parts".

    Bakersfield CA has a law on the books forcing you to wear a condom when having sex with satan.

    100 or so years ago it was illegal to deny your husband sex. This one should be reinstated.
    Just some yahoo on a Wahoo

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    In the town of Dyson PA, you can be found guilty of rape if you have sex with your vacuum...
    It's all Here. Now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rockerc View Post
    In the town of Dyson PA, you can be found guilty of rape if you have sex with your vacuum...
    Specifically with a hand-held model

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    Breaking the law, breaking the law

    Most areas still have laws forbidding sodomy.
    Its all Shits and Giggles until somebody Giggles and Shits

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    Several areas of the midwest have laws against sodomy or any form of oral sex.

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