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    boxers or briefs?

    heck, even if thongs - be a man Tone's and admit it...

    i am sure this has been discussed to death before, but i missed it somehow... i suspect it could be fun discussing pro and against either style. is it related to flat vs clipless pedals? or just roadie vs mtb crowd...

    i prefer boxers - there is a new breed - saxx boxers - pro elite in black is my choice. it's got a separate compartment for the package, that works very well for some reason... definitely positively different...

    while at it - let us know if you shave your chest and/or legs... entries from both sides of the fence are welcome. girls may skip the info about shaving the chest - but please come forward if you feel strongly about sharing it....

    importance of clean underwear is never overestimated... one never knows when he/she will end up in hospital with gorgeous nurse asking you to drop'em and bend over... i am sure there are funny stories to be heard...

    let's hear them...

    hey sasquatch - something for you below as well
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    Log off and go ride!
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    Depends...

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    Slow night osokolo?

    Commando. Sometimes I have to get dressed in a hurry and jump out a window. Weighing the odds, I'll risk some nurse thinking poorly of me over an ass full of buckshot.
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    boxer briefs ftw!

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    Boxers for sure!

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    You have to have the sack of a twelve year old to wear boxers. The boys must be restrained.

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    +1 for boxer briefs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trail Ninja View Post
    Slow night osokolo?

    Commando. Sometimes I have to get dressed in a hurry and jump out a window. Weighing the odds, I'll risk some nurse thinking poorly of me over an ass full of buckshot.
    never to slow to discuss important life issues...

    well, yes...

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    Yeah, I got to second Huck Pitueee's thoughts above. I always wonder how people can stand boxers. I mean I get the comfort thing and all, but like he said, it just seems like if you got something down there, you might want it supported and all. But again, like Huck said, maybe the junk of a 12 year old would work. But maybe someone can explain why the lack of support and the bunching of boxers under your jeans is a good thing.

    For me, I go between tighty whiteys and boxer briefs. Support and comfort gentlemen, support and comfort.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Huck Pitueee View Post
    The boys must be restrained.
    Why?

    As weird as this may sound, I really want to know. Maybe I've been doing something wrong for the last 50 years.
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    nope
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trail Ninja View Post
    Why?

    As weird as this may sound, I really want to know. Maybe I've been doing something wrong for the last 50 years.
    50 years!? Your gear isn't in the wrong place at the wrong time every now and then?
    Obviously you have the sack of an infant!

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    panty liners attached to my shorts or pants, whatever I happen to be wearing that day.
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    commando or boxer briefs if I'm going to play sports. i own boxers too, but i don't wear them as much
    There is not much choice between rotten apples.

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    Boxer Briefs and they have to be black.
    And I agree with Huck Pituee who said that "you would have to have a sack of a twelve year old to wear boxers" containment is key. Plus boxers bunch up in all the wrong places.
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    Boxers for shorts and boxer briefs for skinny jeans.

    That pic of the doxie that says "Try not to trip over my wiener" is awesome!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Huck Pitueee View Post
    50 years!? Your gear isn't in the wrong place at the wrong time every now and then?
    Obviously you have the sack of an infant!
    It goes where I tell it to go. Down the left leg usually.
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    commando these days. NOT because i'm trying to be a floozy...its more of a medical reason.
    fap

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    ^ saddle soars, huh? ^
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    boxers, the boys don't like to be hand cuffed

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    Boxers for shorts and boxer briefs for skinny jeans.
    Skinny jeans? WTF??? Please tell me you are a 12 year old skater boy...or a 21 year old rock star.

    Boxer briefs for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eatdrinkride View Post
    Skinny jeans? WTF??? Please tell me you are a 12 year old skater boy...or a 21 year old rock star.

    Boxer briefs for me.
    lol, that is funny... but then, most of my fast friends are skinnies... the only way for them to look good is to wear skinny jeans...

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    Quote Originally Posted by eatdrinkride View Post
    Skinny jeans? WTF??? Please tell me you are a 12 year old skater boy...or a 21 year old rock star.

    Boxer briefs for me.
    A year ago I was 30lbs overweight and had been for many years. Now I'm 30lbs underweight. The first thing I did when I got out of the hospital was buy some skinny jeans.
    Fricken' right!

    BWT, the best way to take weight off your bike?

    .... don't ride for a year, lose 60 lbs. Man, am I ever fast now!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trail Ninja View Post
    The first thing I did when I got out of the hospital was buy some skinny jeans.
    Fricken' right!
    If you are European I'll give you a pass.




    (ya know I'm just yanking your chain, no offense intended...just web jabber)

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