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    boxers or briefs?

    heck, even if thongs - be a man Tone's and admit it...

    i am sure this has been discussed to death before, but i missed it somehow... i suspect it could be fun discussing pro and against either style. is it related to flat vs clipless pedals? or just roadie vs mtb crowd...

    i prefer boxers - there is a new breed - saxx boxers - pro elite in black is my choice. it's got a separate compartment for the package, that works very well for some reason... definitely positively different...

    while at it - let us know if you shave your chest and/or legs... entries from both sides of the fence are welcome. girls may skip the info about shaving the chest - but please come forward if you feel strongly about sharing it....

    importance of clean underwear is never overestimated... one never knows when he/she will end up in hospital with gorgeous nurse asking you to drop'em and bend over... i am sure there are funny stories to be heard...

    let's hear them...

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    Depends...

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    Slow night osokolo?

    Commando. Sometimes I have to get dressed in a hurry and jump out a window. Weighing the odds, I'll risk some nurse thinking poorly of me over an ass full of buckshot.
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    boxer briefs ftw!

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    Boxers for sure!

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    You have to have the sack of a twelve year old to wear boxers. The boys must be restrained.

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    +1 for boxer briefs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trail Ninja View Post
    Slow night osokolo?

    Commando. Sometimes I have to get dressed in a hurry and jump out a window. Weighing the odds, I'll risk some nurse thinking poorly of me over an ass full of buckshot.
    never to slow to discuss important life issues...

    well, yes...

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    Yeah, I got to second Huck Pitueee's thoughts above. I always wonder how people can stand boxers. I mean I get the comfort thing and all, but like he said, it just seems like if you got something down there, you might want it supported and all. But again, like Huck said, maybe the junk of a 12 year old would work. But maybe someone can explain why the lack of support and the bunching of boxers under your jeans is a good thing.

    For me, I go between tighty whiteys and boxer briefs. Support and comfort gentlemen, support and comfort.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Huck Pitueee View Post
    The boys must be restrained.
    Why?

    As weird as this may sound, I really want to know. Maybe I've been doing something wrong for the last 50 years.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trail Ninja View Post
    Why?

    As weird as this may sound, I really want to know. Maybe I've been doing something wrong for the last 50 years.
    50 years!? Your gear isn't in the wrong place at the wrong time every now and then?
    Obviously you have the sack of an infant!

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    panty liners attached to my shorts or pants, whatever I happen to be wearing that day.

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    commando or boxer briefs if I'm going to play sports. i own boxers too, but i don't wear them as much
    There is not much choice between rotten apples.

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    Boxer Briefs and they have to be black.
    And I agree with Huck Pituee who said that "you would have to have a sack of a twelve year old to wear boxers" containment is key. Plus boxers bunch up in all the wrong places.
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    Boxers for shorts and boxer briefs for skinny jeans.

    That pic of the doxie that says "Try not to trip over my wiener" is awesome!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Huck Pitueee View Post
    50 years!? Your gear isn't in the wrong place at the wrong time every now and then?
    Obviously you have the sack of an infant!
    It goes where I tell it to go. Down the left leg usually.
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    commando these days. NOT because i'm trying to be a floozy...its more of a medical reason.
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    ^ saddle soars, huh? ^

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    boxers, the boys don't like to be hand cuffed

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    Boxers for shorts and boxer briefs for skinny jeans.
    Skinny jeans? WTF??? Please tell me you are a 12 year old skater boy...or a 21 year old rock star.

    Boxer briefs for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eatdrinkride View Post
    Skinny jeans? WTF??? Please tell me you are a 12 year old skater boy...or a 21 year old rock star.

    Boxer briefs for me.
    lol, that is funny... but then, most of my fast friends are skinnies... the only way for them to look good is to wear skinny jeans...

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    Quote Originally Posted by eatdrinkride View Post
    Skinny jeans? WTF??? Please tell me you are a 12 year old skater boy...or a 21 year old rock star.

    Boxer briefs for me.
    A year ago I was 30lbs overweight and had been for many years. Now I'm 30lbs underweight. The first thing I did when I got out of the hospital was buy some skinny jeans.
    Fricken' right!

    BWT, the best way to take weight off your bike?

    .... don't ride for a year, lose 60 lbs. Man, am I ever fast now!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trail Ninja View Post
    The first thing I did when I got out of the hospital was buy some skinny jeans.
    Fricken' right!
    If you are European I'll give you a pass.




    (ya know I'm just yanking your chain, no offense intended...just web jabber)

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    depends

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    I gave up all forms of underwear about 3 years ago and never looked back. I do have a few pairs of boxer briefs somewhere in the apartment though, just in case.
    Ahhhh...Ahhhh....it's the hammy, it's the hammy!!

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    Boxer briefs all the way. Cotton for normal use, Ex-Officio nylon-spandex for backpacking.

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    Thongs or gstrings
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    underarmor boxer briefs, preferably the longer leg ones. the twig and berries needs containment, i just cant freeball like i used to when i was a lad in my 20s.
    If you arent bleeding, you arent riding hard enough.
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    Quote Originally Posted by big terry View Post
    underarmor boxer briefs, preferably the longer leg ones. the twig and berries needs containment, i just cant freeball like i used to when i was a lad in my 20s.
    I think you figured it out. Sag. Old age and sag. Maybe a poll should be started, and track age with the choice of undies, and I think we will see a trend.

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    Old enough that I need to wear something...I guess I prefer boxers, but I miss being young and commando. Lol.

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    Boxers for me.

    If I am going on a ride where there is a high chance I will end up with scrambled eggs, I play it safe and go for a tighter fitting pair.

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    Here is a semi-serious question for all you guys:

    What do you pay for underwear?

    I always buy Fruit of the Loom or Hanes boxer briefs. They run around 9-13 dollars for a 5 pack usually. I'm cheap.

    Last week I had a $10 Kohls free money voucher to spend so I went with intentions of trying something more 'high end'. I figured even if a 5 pack cost 20 bucks it would be a deal since I was playing with some free money. I was shocked to see everything was like 25 to 30 bucks for 3 pair.....yes THREE pair! WTH? I left without buying anything.

    Do you folks really pay those prices and if so do they last a long time? My Hanes are garbage after a short time....but like I said, I'm cheap.

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    This Thread Sux Without A Poll

    Its all Shits and Giggles until somebody Giggles and Shits

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giant Chachi View Post
    I think you figured it out. Sag. Old age and sag. Maybe a poll should be started, and track age with the choice of undies, and I think we will see a trend.
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    Just wanted to mess up your trend.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 53119 View Post
    depends
    I see what you are doing by wearing depends.. avoiding any stops to improve your strava times. Clever!


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    You know how women wear bras to keep things from saggin. If you wear boxers for a lifetime. And if you aren't built like Osokolo. You'll be slinging your gear over your shoulder just to go for a bike ride!

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    Bun huggers all the way.

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    Commando round the house for sure, but its gotta be high cut briefs if im in action mode outside.
    **** my junk gets in the way, cant have that swingin everywhere when im ridin or out, if i wear boxers out i come home and my balls have stretched, man i need some support, its not a light weight ive got down there, its a dead set beast
    How in the hell do you guys wear boxers?
    Not to mention if you half bar up in public which i do because ive got a dirty mind, and certain types of women have that effect on me when im thinking deviate thoughts about them, (its a problem i have i cant help it ,its their fault) you can sort of sling it to the side n top of one leg and use the side leg and top elastic to restrain it, im sure a few of you guys know what i mean..
    Briefs or as we call em 'undies' have some serious advantages.

    Now its important they are cool n sexy for the ladies as well, none of this 'y fronts' or jocks, you need the stylish style, this means not a lot of fabric, very high cut sides, and they need to cup you well.
    They have to make a statement, so when the lady sees them her first instinct is to wanna unwrap them like her life depends on it, or like shes starving n hasnt eaten in weeks and she is looking at a food parcel if you know what i mean.....

    Osokolo, i hope your takin notes
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    This is perfect for those of you who walk around in your underwear at home. I'm sure you'll figure out how the cape works with your natural abilities. Perfect for entertaining the woman in your life as she'll make you take them off.



    In reality, I like the dark colored sports boxer briefs. Not too short, not too long, holds everything in and if you bend over, there's enough mystery to keep you wondering. White is just to blinding to the eyes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bethany1 View Post
    This is perfect for those of you who walk around in your underwear at home. I'm sure you'll figure out how the cape works with your natural abilities. Perfect for entertaining the woman in your life as she'll make you take them off.



    In reality, I like the dark colored sports boxer briefs. Not too short, not too long, holds everything in and if you bend over, there's enough mystery to keep you wondering. White is just to blinding to the eyes.
    i just need a quick

    clarification on the bending thing... did you mean when you bend or when the boxer brief dude bends... as far as i can tell, these are two very different situations and i need to wrap my mind around each one of them to better understand...

    hell, that cape is a good thing... i'd never need a towel or a curtain again...

    good post... must rep...

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    boxer briefs are fine. they make sense. 'im glad that tighty whities are going out of style (i think?) Nothing hotter than thinned-out saggy baggies with old poo and pee skids down the drooping ass.
    fap

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    Quote Originally Posted by osokolo View Post
    hell, that cape is a good thing... i'd never need a towel or a curtain again...
    Good color choice, too!

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    boxer briefs are fine. they make sense. 'im glad that tighty whities are going out of style (i think?) Nothing hotter than thinned-out saggy baggies with old poo and pee skids down the drooping ass.
    LOLL! They come in other colors too.
    So I was on Bali hanging out with some monkeys at a temple. For some reason I was going commando and a monkey saw and GRABBED one of my nutz and examined it.
    He held it like a coconut and turned it to the left. Then he turned it to the right and put it down. Hooo the relief!! I was just thinking don't squeeze. DON'T SQUEEZE!!
    I don't like monkeys anymore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OCtrailMonkey View Post
    I see what you are doing by wearing depends.. avoiding any stops to improve your strava times. Clever!

    actually it's for the bar so you don't need to hit the washroom as much and can drink more.

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    osokolo,

    Was referring to the dude with the boxer briefs bending over, not me bending over.


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    makes a lot of sense beth...

    i needed to clarify it for the sake of productive discussion...

    and to nicole's point - go black or go home...

    unless going commando while walking around the house like Tone's. notes taken bro... obviously i have a lot to learn and you are just an incredible source of real life applicable information... i am so glad i finally met you. i think.



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    osokolo,

    Was referring to the dude with the boxer briefs bending over, not me bending over.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Huck Pitueee View Post
    I don't like monkeys anymore.
    hence the switch to goats?

    we've been there already on some other thread... no need to elaborate.

    nothing wrong with that. completely legal. until caught. don't let it happen.

    so still commando i guess?

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    I use one of these, custom made of course ( they didn't have my size )

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