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    Been drinking beer and eating cake? Let's see those man boobs and spare tires...

    I promote the base layer as a smart choice for cycling apparel. Really, it's just a way to hide my man boobs.

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    My man-boobs are feeling gravity pull them tat an alarming rate. My junk and boobs are close to dragging on th ground. Perhaps I need a five gallon bucket. My mushroom farm is doing well, though. And my junk, despite dragging on the ground like Neanderthal knuckles, is surprisingly well maintained.
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    should move this to the passion forum .....
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    never tried anything new..... Albert Einstein

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    i'm on my Last Herb

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    It's not a beer belly or spare tire. It's a beer muscle.


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    Its all Shits and Giggles until somebody Giggles and Shits

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    Quote Originally Posted by blumena84 View Post
    should move this to the passion forum .....
    Or to the Beer Forum

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    not a beer belly, its a fuel tank for the love machine.
    fap

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    man i cant stand cake. beer however...
    If you arent bleeding, you arent riding hard enough.
    http://about.me/bigterry

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    I don't need sex. My life fvcks me daily.

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    I was drinking a beer last night when my wife arrived home with some cake from a friend's house. I ate some. I'm destined for man-boobs and a spare tire...



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    Crap! I had a beer with lunch as well as a brownie with ice cream. Looks like I am well on my way.
    "Your opinion may vary, but it's stupid." -Rich Dillen

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    Beer is the necter of the gods. Man boobs, come on
    we are mountain bikers. No man boobs here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    not a beer belly, its a fuel tank for the love machine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brewtality View Post
    It's not a beer belly or spare tire. It's a beer muscle.


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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    not a beer belly, its a fuel tank for the love machine.
    You're both wrong. It's the Milwaukee Tumor

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    Quote Originally Posted by John Kuhl View Post
    Beer is the necter of the gods. Man boobs, come on
    we are mountain bikers. No man boobs here.
    I have boobs from weightlifting. I'm built to lift weights - I've always been the strongest kid in highschool and out-lifted the football players in college. Cycling - not so much. If my cycling progression was anything like my weight lifting progression, I would be a Cat1 racer by now.

    In 4 years of lifting weights, I was already placing top 5 in the California Bodybuilding State Championships. In 4 years of mountain biking, I was still getting my ass whooped by skinny men in lycra.

    We're all mountain bikers, but were not all built the same. I've learned to embrace my man boobs (by hugging myself).

    Mountain biking has been a very slow progression for me - and I ride my ass off. I finally can drop people on the trails and stay mid-pack on our group rides, I can only hope my man boobs and I will be able to be at least somewhat in front four years from now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by big terry View Post
    man i cant stand cake. beer however...
    You can't stand cake, you like beer, and you have occassional movement issues? Wow, Terry, we are finding out alot about you here!

    Perhaps someone should start a "personal preferences" profiling page??? That is sure to get a lot of laughs.

    In fact, I had a beer with steamed broccoli and fresh red grapes for dinner tonight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 53119 View Post
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    Thats Dion before the surgery
    Raised in a Chicken-Coop by Chickens

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    Quote Originally Posted by ambassadorhawg View Post
    You can't stand cake, you like beer, and you have occassional movement issues? Wow, Terry, we are finding out alot about you here!

    Perhaps someone should start a "personal preferences" profiling page??? That is sure to get a lot of laughs.

    In fact, I had a beer with steamed broccoli and fresh red grapes for dinner tonight.
    i give it out, one tidbit at a time. you, sir, have a memory like a trap- nothing escapes you its like you are an fbi profiler...
    If you arent bleeding, you arent riding hard enough.
    http://about.me/bigterry

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    I don't need sex. My life fvcks me daily.

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    Quote Originally Posted by big terry View Post
    i give it out, one tidbit at a time. you, sir, have a memory like a trap- nothing escapes you its like you are an fbi profiler...
    LOL, I remember the "good things" that tickle me inside so I owe you a big thanks!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ambassadorhawg View Post
    You can't stand cake, you like beer, and you have occassional movement issues? Wow, Terry, we are finding out alot about you here!
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    i give it out, one tidbit at a time. you, sir, have a memory like a trap- nothing escapes you its like you are an fbi profiler...

    Its called 'stalking'. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
    Its all Shits and Giggles until somebody Giggles and Shits

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brewtality View Post
    Its called 'stalking'. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
    Ah-haaa! A new vicitm to follow...

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    Sorry guy's just an A cup man. Nothing to see here.

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    Apparently if a mans man boobs get to very large proportions they can develop milk ducts and he can breast feed babies.......

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    I can only hope my man boobs and I will be able to be at least somewhat in front four years from now.[/QUOTE]

    Maybe if you stop lugging around those big ol man tittys.

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