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    Beaver Kills Man

    ...and that's all I'm going to type.

    Man tries to take photo of beaver; it kills him
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    A little late to the game, Slow Danger beat you to it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wishful Tomcat View Post
    A little late to the game, Slow Danger beat you to it.
    What a relief.

    I thought there were two fatal beaver attacks today.
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    Beaver Kills Man

    There is an outbreak

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    I wonder if his last words were "dammit".
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    I wonder if his last words were "dammit".

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    Ha,ha Heyyall "is there an outbreak "
    Beaver kills man
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    More Primus Beaver

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    Some beaver


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    So I tune in to check on my thread, and I don't recognize a thing. My beaver has been usurped. No beaver attack is big enough for two men from the OC.
    You're so cute internet tough guy. Noogie...Noogie...Noogie.

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    The guy died??? Man, that must have been some horribly rank beaver.
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    2 Beavers are better than one

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    Net worker, good one.
    Cyclelicious, great song I'm surprised you knew about it.
    Heyyall. Classic scene, a favorite.
    Hawg, I'm still thinking about it.
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    Beavers one of the few species that are monogamous. Few beavers of the human kind can say the same.
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    Hard to believe these little guys will grow up to be fierce killers.

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    Sometimes the little beavers grow to be


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    What exactly is a "beaver"? I know what the animal is but I keep hearing it applied to humans in this thread. Will somebody please explain it to me in plain English?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    What exactly is a "beaver"? I know what the animal is but I keep hearing it applied to humans in this thread. Will somebody please explain it to me in plain English?
    The less you know about beaver the better.
    You're so cute internet tough guy. Noogie...Noogie...Noogie.

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    "Ward, there might be a problem with the beaver".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    What exactly is a "beaver"? I know what the animal is but I keep hearing it applied to humans in this thread. Will somebody please explain it to me in plain English?
    A Beaver is of a oily waterproof furry coat. Flat tail and long curved scissor like teeth. with a mean attitude. A human beaver comes in a several different fur variations, some thick and furry while others are bald or almost bald. Scientists have been baffled for years on this. They also have long scissor like teeth and some have a flat tail but most all have a bad attitude.These are the only differences between one species and the sub species.
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    Also overheard at the Cleaver's......


    "Ward, aren't you being a little to hard on the Beaver"


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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    A Beaver is of a oily waterproof furry coat. Flat tail and long curved scissor like teeth. with a mean attitude. A human beaver comes in a several different fur variations, some thick and furry while others are bald or almost bald. Scientists have been baffled for years on this. They also have long scissor like teeth and some have a flat tail but most all have a bad attitude.These are the only differences between one species and the sub species.
    Thanks DJ, can you supply some pics now please? I'm having a little bit of trouble picturing this.
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    True story

    I survived a near lethal beaver attack as a teen...it was weird because the beaver belonged to a cougar!
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    We need pics!
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