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    Beaver kills man

    I know the title of this thread might indicate a joke at hand, but it really happened. I've always thought if I had to go, dying by mountain lion or grizzly would be pretty cool. Even a good buffalo goring. But death by beaver? Guess it's better than chipmunk. Too bad it's such a sad ending. Lots of joke potential:

    Man tries to take photo of beaver; it kills him

    If you had to die by animal, which would you choose?
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    I know I've had my fare share of Beaver encounters. And let me tell you each one of them is different. You never know how they are going to treat you.
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    I've seen several beavers at Lake Havasu, AZ. Both kinds, but the animal kind is not to be messed with. They are very territorial and aggressively protect it. My Bro-in-law was bitten very hard on the thigh by a pissed off beaver at Lake Powell.

    Now, the other kind of beaver can be just as dangerous. You never know what it will do to you or with you.
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    So this thread is not about Courtney Love?
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    Beaver kills man

    I just read this too ... An hour ago... Terrible news, but what a way, a beaver bite ouch....

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    Are beaver attacks on the rise?



    The fearful moment the ferocious rodent went "after my honeymoon jewels!"

    CBC Digital Archives - Natural Science General - Beaver attack!
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    Beaver kills man

    Thank goodness we have no killer beavers here

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    Are beaver attacks on the rise?
    Either the beavers have caught on to bath salts or we have a zombie beaver apocalypse on our hands.
    Noogie...Noogie...Noogie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    Are beaver attacks on the rise?



    The fearful moment the ferocious rodent went "after my honeymoon jewels!"

    CBC Digital Archives - Natural Science General - Beaver attack!
    they just want their tails back for the company beaver tails.


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    I'm just laughing at "honeymoon jewels". Besides bark, beavers have now found a taste for low hanging fruit.

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    Beaver kills man-bever.png
    Just stick it in granny and start grinding.

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    I've also heard of big, bad beaver referred to as snagle puss.
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    Beaver kills man

    I've heard Winona's Big Brown Beaver has been know to take down a few guys.

    http://youtu.be/aYDfwUJzYQg


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    help with the zip please
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    that's not a beaver, that's a platypus walking backwards.

    Slow Danger, what is with the auto sound on this thread, but not on the other one?

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    Quote Originally Posted by emu26 View Post
    Slow Danger, what is with the auto sound on this thread, but not on the other one?
    Don't tell me you haven't heard dudes talking about angry beavers in stereo before. I think it's cyclelicious' fault, but I don't want to point fingers.
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    It wouldn't be as bad if deke didn't quote it.
    Just stick it in granny and start grinding.

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