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    Smile Awesome Quotes

    This is my first post...
    i was told to "make your first post today by saying hello to our community in our General Discussion forum."......
    Anyway.. awesome quotes that are probably already out there but whatever. These have pretty fonts

    “The secret to mountain biking is pretty simple. The slower you go the more likely it is you’ll crash.”-Julie Furtado
    “Get a bicycle. You will not regret it if you live.”- Mark Twain
    “With the heaps of overly specialized gear - gloves, shoes, and biking jerseys - most cyclists realize that every day on the road is halloween.”-Joe Kurmaskie
    “Nothing compares with the simple pleasure of a bike ride.”-John F. Kennedy
    “Never use your face as a brake pad.”-Jake Watson
    “People do not ‘drive’ cars, they steer them.People do not ‘ride’ bicycles, they drive them.”-Mark Atkins
    “A mountain bike is like your buddy.”-Sean Coffey
    “Pain is nothing to really be afraid of because your body can only take so much.....Then you pass out.”-Travis Pastrana

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    Nicely done unique introduction. Welcome to MTBR!

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    Thanks so much!

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    Awesome Quotes

    Love it! Here's one I like.

    When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.

    Emo Philips

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    yesss i love that one

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    Best first post I have had the pleasure of reading...Thanks!! +Rep'd

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    Thanks

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    Quote Originally Posted by letsrockandroll View Post
    “Nothing compares with the simple pleasure of a bike ride.”-John F. Kennedy
    Was that before or after Marilyn Monroe?

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    I would put my money on before.
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    Welcome to the club. I like this one.

    Until mountain biking came along, the bike scene was ruled by a small elite cadre of people who seemed allergic to enthusiasm. ~Jacquie Phelan

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    “Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race.”
    H. G. Wells

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    Attached Thumbnails Attached Thumbnails Awesome Quotes-ldrquote.png  

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    Nice thread OP. Don't be alarmed when this thread takes a turn to the strange now that the mods moved it over here from General.
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
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    Lana can't help you with that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Lana can't help you with that.
    Probably for the better since I would have her singing at the top of her lungs and I can't stand her music.
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    I say it qualifies as an awesome quote. In her case.
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    Now I have no idea why this thread got moved. It's a perfect general discussion thread.
    You're so cute internet tough guy. Noogie...Noogie...Noogie.

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    yeah!

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    What's going on?

    The OP follows the guidelines and introduces themselves in General with one of the best intros one can come up with. Clearly a great intro and topic , especially this time of year.

    In return they get tossed into OC with all the disgruntled?

    This was an excellent intro, as well as, post in General. A 15 page train wreck about CCW doesn't get moved off topic, yet this does?

    Way to go mods. Now someone that appeared to be genuine about joining the mtbr community is going to be ran off by a very small percentage of disgruntled A$$ hats in OC. Keep up the good work.

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    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring.”

    ― Desmond Tutu

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gumbi4Prez View Post
    A 15 page train wreck about CCW doesn't get moved off topic, yet this does?
    Sorry, no CCW/Politics in the OC. Says so right in the user rules.
    You're so cute internet tough guy. Noogie...Noogie...Noogie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gumbi4Prez View Post

    Way to go mods. Now someone that appeared to be genuine about joining the mtbr community is going to be ran off by a very small percentage of disgruntled A$$ hats in OC. Keep up the good work.




    Asshats? At least its on topic for the awesome quotes thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gumbi4Prez View Post
    What's going on?

    The OP follows the guidelines and introduces themselves in General with one of the best intros one can come up with. Clearly a great intro and topic , especially this time of year.

    In return they get tossed into OC with all the disgruntled?

    This was an excellent intro, as well as, post in General. A 15 page train wreck about CCW doesn't get moved off topic, yet this does?

    Way to go mods. Now someone that appeared to be genuine about joining the mtbr community is going to be ran off by a very small percentage of disgruntled A$$ hats in OC. Keep up the good work.
    Don't worry we'll be gentle. So far the OP seems like a good egg so stick around, he/she might like it. The only ones to get trashed around here are the trolls.

    The gun thread is about bikes so it's a no go here.
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