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    Attention all baconphiles, bacon flavored condoms and lube have arrived.

    It was only a matter of time but yes bacon flavored condoms and lube have finally hit the market. Really the only drawback is that they may be so distracting you or your partner might take the "eye off the ball", so to speak. Gives a whole meaning to porking.

    Be sure to check out the little slide show included in the article.
    Bacon Condoms Could Be The Best Thing To Happen To Your Hog, Ever

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    You can enhance the flavor with mouthwash that sizzles

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    Eat your veggies

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    Excuse me while I talk to myself.
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    ^^do it!

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    Isn't this (under most circumstances) backwards? Shouldn't this stuff taste like something she likes?
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    I know a lot of women who like bacon

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    Deleted by author.... must not go here,must not go here,must not go here...
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    Quote Originally Posted by nwbikur View Post
    I know a lot of women who like bacon
    Liking bacon and having your sex taste like bacon are two different things.
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    Giving the expression "gonna pork you" a whole new meaning !
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    Dont tell Hawg and Randy about this, they will never come home from their rides.....
    Dont ever let the truth get in the way of a funny story....

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    Attention all baconphiles, bacon flavored condoms and lube have arrived.

    Shouldn't the lube taste like pastrami?


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    What about bacon panites.. now thats something the whole family could enjoy

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    um, as much as i love bacon, i think there are certain tastes and smells that shouldnt mix.
    fap

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    Quote Originally Posted by Suphafreek View Post
    What about bacon panites.. now thats something the whole family could enjoy
    Yep, dressing up a female pig in sexy chicks underwear is all the rage down here, thats what you call bacon panties..
    Dont ever let the truth get in the way of a funny story....

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    Once tried Bakon Vodka, which was real nasty, until mixed into a Bloody Mary.

    Will pass, some things really are best left to the imagination.
    The best is the one you want to ride most often..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brewtality View Post
    Shouldn't the lube taste like pastrami?


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    do people actually lick condoms?
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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    do people actually lick condoms?
    Yes, if they are on my penis i like to have a go at licking them, 9 times out of 10 i succeed .....
    Dont ever let the truth get in the way of a funny story....

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    As I have mentioned in the Bacon thread, those condoms are meant to be used with this:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Axe View Post
    As I have mentioned in the Bacon thread, those condoms are meant to be used with this:
    Talk about compatibility.

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    i'd eat that. with gusto.
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    I think I'm turned on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    do people actually lick condoms?
    thats what i was wondering. dont really get the concept of flavored condoms/ lube.

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    Quote Originally Posted by b-kul View Post
    thats what i was wondering. dont really get the concept of flavored condoms/ lube.
    You can get a lot of nasty diseases from getting a blowjob. Of course a better solution would be not to hire tweekers for that purpose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Axe View Post
    You can get a lot of nasty diseases from getting a blowjob. Of course a better solution would be not to hire tweekers for that purpose.
    Why didn't I think of that, I'll have to keep that in mind next time. Sage advice sir.

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