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    No good Ass Gaskets

    Am I the only one who has problems with ass gaskets? They stick to my ass and I really wish they would coat them in something to prevent this. Sure, maybe I have a sweaty ass problem, but I can't be the only one that this happens to. Or am I?
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    Can't help you with that question but they do make nifty paper cowboy hats....

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    ok....what's an ass gasket?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mazukea View Post
    ok....what's an ass gasket?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mazukea View Post
    ok....what's an ass gasket?
    Lol, I was a little more than curious when I opened this thread. You just never know what you're going to get in these parts.
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    I have problems with these as well. They never stay properly aligned and it's harder to wipe because of the decreased friction of butt on seat. Like you Gordon, they also stick to my ass. However my ass pimples may have something to do with it.
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    ahh...okay. I don't use those things. It makes things messy.

    If I don't want my butt to touch the dirty toilet seat, then I just squat and hover. Gotta put my cycling thighs to good use every once and awhile!

    SQUAT AND HOVER!
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    You guys sit on PUBLIC toilets? Even with the seat covered with tissues I ain't gonna let any part of my body touch a public toilet seat. In fact, I dislike using #2 outside home. I would rather wait until I get home...but if I have to, I prefer to sort of hover my butt over the toilet. Still use one of those ass gaskets (is that what they're called?) just in case. And I do let the center piece drop to the water so that there won't be any back splash. Lol.

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    "SQUAT AND HOVER" lol

    I will do that in an emergency shame poop somewhere dirty but I'm talking about at my office where I am held up for 12+ hours sometimes. Not every steamer is hoverable. I'm thinking about ditching them and just cleaning the seat somehow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mazukea View Post
    ok....what's an ass gasket?
    Clearly Maz doesn't use them in a public restroom. Say what?!

    GS, that sweaty ass syndrome must be a horrible thing to deal with. Sorry to hear about that. I'll try not to picture you peeling an ass gasket off your sweaty ass the next time we ride but I HIGHLY DOUBT that I will be able to restrain myself. So if you see me giggling without cause,... that's why.

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    I just man up and sit on the damn toilet. Got to keep my immune system strong somehow! But seriously, its work and home for me. Work is exceptionally clean, more so than my own bathroom so I have no problems there. If the need happens while out and about squat and hover as mentioned above.. No need to complicate things with "ass gaskets".
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    I have problems with these as well. They never stay properly aligned and it's harder to wipe because of the decreased friction of butt on seat. Like you Gordon, they also stick to my ass. However my ass pimples may have something to do with it.
    Ass pimples? Cool, you got pizza butt, too. I'm not so alone, after all..
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    The best place to poop = next to a tree.

    Best toilet paper = a t-shirt

    Ass gaskets not needed for those moments.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mazukea View Post
    SQUAT AND HOVER!
    This is the first time I have ever seen somebody admit to doing this out loud. It's usually kept under wraps. Bravo, Maz!
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    Soo much pizza butt going around. Is this contagious?
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    Quote Originally Posted by djork View Post
    You guys sit on PUBLIC toilets? Even with the seat covered with tissues I ain't gonna let any part of my body touch a public toilet seat. In fact, I dislike using #2 outside home. I would rather wait until I get home...but if I have to, I prefer to sort of hover my butt over the toilet. Still use one of those ass gaskets (is that what they're called?) just in case. And I do let the center piece drop to the water so that there won't be any back splash. Lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Ass pimples? Cool, you got pizza butt, too. I'm not so alone, after all..
    It's nice to know that there are others.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mazukea View Post
    The best place to poop = next to a tree.

    Best toilet paper = a t-shirt

    Ass gaskets not needed for those moments.
    Just let'r fly, huh Maz?
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    Quote Originally Posted by sodak View Post
    Soo much pizza butt going around. Is this contagious?
    No, it's a quality aspect of my person. My person has "personality" and I'm damned proud of it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    It's nice to know that there are others.
    I admitted it out loud here about a week ago. Pizza butts rule!!!

    Hopefully some girls will chime in here and tell us whether they get pizza butt syndrome from time to time or not. I just want to know, that's all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    This is the first time I have ever seen somebody admit to doing this out loud. It's usually kept under wraps. Bravo, Maz!
    I'm very comfortable talking about my BM.

    I think working in a trade helps to alleviate the embarrassment of taking a poop in public. When mother nature calls you better answer. You don't want her to leave a message. More times than not, I don't have access to a real toilet at work. Thank god I work on a lush green island with lots of bushes and trees around. Just doing my part to make this place a little greener.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    I admitted it out loud here about a week ago. Pizza butts rule!!!

    Hopefully some girls will chime in here and tell us whether they get pizza butt syndrome from time to time or not. I just want to know, that's all.
    Pizza butt = high character

    Hmmm, I'm curious about the girls as well. They never fart so I wonder if they get pizza butt?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mazukea View Post
    I'm very comfortable talking about my BM.

    I think working in a trade helps to alleviate the embarrassment of taking a poop in public. When mother nature calls you better answer. You don't want her to leave a message. More times than not, I don't have access to a real toilet at work. Thank god I work on a lush green island with lots of bushes and trees around. Just doing my part to make this place a little greener.
    Remind me to NEVER dig around in the bushes on your side of the island if I happen to ever visit there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    Pizza butt = high character

    Hmmm, I'm curious about the girls as well. They never fart so I wonder if they get pizza butt?
    I have discovered that girls do indeed fart but only when they are asleep. I've seen girls wake up out of a deep sleep and almost jump out of bed in shock from letting one slip out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    I have discovered that girls do indeed fart but only when they are asleep. I've seen girls wake up out of a deep sleep and almost jump out of bed in shock from letting one slip out.
    And all this time I thought it was me - at least that's what she kept telling me.
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