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    Apparently I'm a hero.

    Today at the race, some guy approached me and asked to take a photo with him. He told me that I'm his hero because I was racing on a singlespeed. (I was only racing on a singlespeed because my geared bike is broken because I'm stupid.)

    So I don't know what to do now that I'm a hero. Do I wear spandex and tights every day and go around doing heroic stuff, or should I start signing autographs? I'm not really sure how to be a good example for people to follow. Most of the time, people see me and turn to their friends to say, "You see that guy? That's Bro. Whatever he does, do the exact opposite, and you'll be set for life."
    Sometimes, I question the value of my content.

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    Well the way I handled it was ……………
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Well the way I handled it was ……………
    You attached a warning label to the top tube of 29ers?
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    Well I believe the only correct course of action from here is to get an single speed appropriate tattoo and get a new race wardrobe

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    Can I have your autograph, Bro???
    Self appointed President of the "Pro-gear shift indicator movement".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bro View Post
    You attached a warning label to the top tube of 29ers?
    Yep! That way I'm always reminded how far up I am from those jagged rocks down there. That's what heros do, you'll see.
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    Cod piece. Wear everywhere.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Yep! That way I'm always reminded how far up I am from those jagged rocks down there. That's what heros do, you'll see.
    Only problem is that I ride 26ers. Any ideas on how to adapt that saying for small wheels?

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    Can I have your autograph, Bro???
    Yep. It's right there. \/ \/
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bro View Post
    Only problem is that I ride 26ers. Any ideas on how to adapt that saying for small wheels?
    What's a "26er"???
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    What's a "26er"???
    It's pretty old school. You probably haven't heard of it.

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    Can I have your bike shorts?

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    Quote Originally Posted by askibum02 View Post
    Can I have your bike shorts?
    They just came out of the wash. Can I have one more ride in them before I hand them off?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bro View Post
    Yep. It's right there. \/ \/

    Its kinda screwed up that you use that as a signature without giving me any credit for my words.
    Its all Shits and Giggles until somebody Giggles and Shits

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    Better make it two.

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    Can I have your broken geared bike? ... since Heroes only ride single speeds.

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    Quote Originally Posted by askibum02 View Post
    Can I have your bike shorts?
    Didn't you get Nicole's shorts already?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Didn't you get Nicole's shorts already?
    I could only dream.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brewtality View Post
    Its kinda screwed up that you use that as a signature without giving me any credit for my words.


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    Can I have your broken geared bike? ... since Heroes only ride single speeds.
    No can do, sorry. I still like that bike, and I'll like it even more when it's fixed up. Just like having 27 singlespeeds on one bike!
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    $5 for an autograph, $10 for a photo with you and $25 to sign said photo.
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    Bonnie's been holding out for you,Bro!

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    You need a cape, as all hero's wear one.

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    ^^ +1. Get an old towel - heck you're a hero, spring for a new one - tie it around your neck, done and done. Take care to size appropriately to avoid getting it tangled up in the rear wheel.
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    I agree too.. But, I'd go with a piece of bed sheet. it will really look like you're flying in the slightest of breeze. and being you're a SS... you'll look like a ROCKET !


    oh, you need a logo too... Whos' got a Superhero photochop of Bro's Logo?

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    Quote Originally Posted by wv_bob View Post
    ^^ +1. Get an old towel - heck you're a hero, spring for a new one - tie it around your neck, done and done. Take care to size appropriately to avoid getting it tangled up in the rear wheel.
    VW, come on man. No capes. You know what happens with capes, right? Death to super heros and even regular heros like Bro. We can't have that happen. Bro, no capes man. Cool?


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    This world only has room for one hero Bro. So what's it going to be, are you going to step down or do I have to force you.

    Oop's let me add this in for those unfamiliar with the O.C.
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