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    Anyone made german turtles?

    It looks quite tasty

    Anyone made german turtles?-funny-turtle-food-bacon-sausage.jpg
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    Not quite but have had friends make bacon logs before, same idea except without the hot dogs. Bacon wrapped sausage wrapped bacon with cheese and barbecue sauce on the inside.

    One year we beer battered one and deep fried it after all the fried turkeys were done at our Thanksgiving party. Total heart attack, stuff like that is why I'm mostly vegetarian these days.

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    Awe man what is it lately, all this tasty food making it's way in. Last night I was in the Lurker thread and as went from page to page there was twenty posts talking about grilled cheese sandwiches. Enough so that I couldn't control myself. I bolted to the kitchen at 9:30 p.m. and cooked one up.
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    i'm of german descent and have had a turtlehead before. does that count?
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    How about Chinese turtles? Made from real turtles.

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    haha! I had to look. That looks a little revolting.

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    sorry car bone but I'll pass
    F*ck Cancer

    Eat your veggies

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    sorry car bone but I'll pass
    i'm with you, my stomach turns at the site of them.

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    Prolly good with some potatoes and onions and eggs...maybe in the next lifetime I'lll try'em.
    Throw a coupla in a Italian roll will some catsup and mustard,and wah 'em down with a Pepsi.
    ...and a coupla layers of cheese on the top.
    mmmm.
    (just remembering my pre-vegetarian days).LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by monogod View Post
    i'm of german descent and have had a turtlehead before. does that count?
    Touché, the thread was waiting for someone to say it..

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    i still dont trust em after what happened in ww2, so i dont eat their food.
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    Shall also take a pass, but am glad I opened to discover just WTF you're talking about - I was thinking chocolate.
    The best is the one you want to ride most often..

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    One could probably start a whole new fastfood chain only serving german turtles in different variants.

    You - Aah I'll have one dual pounder double decker large bratwurst german turtle triple cheese menu, extra bacon on that one, and a small one while I wait

    Staff - Anything to drink with that?

    You - Yes, a one gallon coke.

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