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    Anyone fluent in german? I need assistance .

    Would really appreciate some help translating a small message from english to german. Online translators are crap and i would like for this to sound correct. Long story short, a Lady is mad. Duh, Duh, Duhhhh

    I know a little bit but not enough to really make it out.

    If you can PM me ill send the message.

    Thank you

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    How bout this ****. She apologized to ME this morning. Wasn't expecting that. It was a misunderstanding. Another long story short, alcohol was involved last night and a huge misunderstanding insued.

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    I feel like there might be a funny story here...

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    Although alcohol was involved,
    never underestimate a German woman's anger.
    Be thankful she apologized, it could've become another WW.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flyin_W View Post
    Although alcohol was involved,
    never underestimate a German woman's anger.
    Be thankful she apologized, it could've become another WW.
    This /\ Also add to it, pissing off a Dutch woman...
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    Ive been watching German porn for ages and i still cant understand what they are saying.....
    Dont ever let the truth get in the way of a funny story....

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    Maybe you can say something in french?
    Everything sounds more romantic in french

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    Maybe you can say something in french?
    Everything sounds more romantic in french

    Je t'aime mon petit chou
    Stop it Judy, your turning me on.....
    Dont ever let the truth get in the way of a funny story....

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    Maybe you can say something in french?
    Everything sounds more romantic in french

    Je t'aime mon petit chou
    Tirez mon doigt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kikoraa View Post
    How bout this ****. She apologized to ME this morning. Wasn't expecting that. It was a misunderstanding. Another long story short, alcohol was involved last night and a huge misunderstanding insued.

    Sweet!
    Yeah, she wants you to put on the leather and handcuffs, bend over and get dominated.



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    I think I saw her at Sti's party last night.
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    Quote Originally Posted by singlesprocket View Post
    don't mention the war
    War?? EVERYONE WAS ON VACATION!! ....We were invited zu Poland. Punch vas served. Check mit Poland. ... I vill hear no more insinuations about zee German people. Nothing bad happened.... Sie werden sich hinsetzen! Sie werden ruhig sein! Sie werden Deutschland nicht beleidigen!!!

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    My daughters are fluent. Glad I read through this before I offered to let them translate.

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    The essential German sentence: "Und in der Waldgaststätte schmeckt das Bier besonders gut!"

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    ich wars nicht adolf hitler ists gewesen


    I am fluent in german but I only know a few english words
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    I am flatulent in ten different languages, including German.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    Ive been watching German porn for ages and i still cant understand what they are saying.....
    “piss on my face while you fi$tƒ#^% my @#$hole” or something like that.
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    I was hoping to hear the long story not the short

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    I am fluent in Jive, but I cannot help you with German. Sorry.
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