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    40 people to be selected to take a 1 way ticket to Mars and inhabit the planet.

    I have two questions.

    1) What kind of nut job would you have to be to agree to go to Mars with 39 other people and never come back.

    2) Will they let Tone take his mountain bike?

    More than 100,000 apply for mission to colonize Mars in 2022; 40 picked will never return - NYPOST.com
    Just stick it in granny and start grinding.

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    Morons!
    That is all.
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    I can think of a few people who I would like to send back to their Martian homeland.

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    I'd rather inhabit Uranus

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    Why Mars? I thought Venus was supposed to be a more inhabitable planet?

    Either way, I think this is nuts! Planned suicide for sure. I'm not even sure they can make the journey to the planet. Let alone manufacture water from the soil. Crazy
    I like to hug trees at FULL SPEED!

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    It should be a lottery drawing for people to win a chance to put a person of their choice aboard. Tell them they have been "drafted" by the government and the have to fulfill their duty.
    "We can always find excuses if we want to find them, but if we really want to do something, we have to just go."

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    Where I come from we call these people dumbsh*ts.

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    IF I didn't have any family or friends, and IF it was safe, and IF there was an established life support environment, I'd go.....



















































    ...to Venus man, that's where women come from!!!!

    Forget that Mars place. Worthless lump of sand and rock it is...

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    Ny post is a tabloid, ain't it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by random walk View Post
    Ah yes, good old "rock cod eyes". Decompression, it'll take the wind right into ya!

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    I'd go only if there's enough beer and the chicks are hot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wishful Tomcat View Post
    I'd go only if there's enough beer and the chicks are hot.
    I saw a movie once that showed a topless Mars chick. She has 3 breasts!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    I saw a movie once that showed a topless Mars chick. She has 3 breasts!
    Where do I sign up?

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    ^ you only have two hands... three is pointless.
    "We can always find excuses if we want to find them, but if we really want to do something, we have to just go."

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    Quote Originally Posted by sodak View Post
    ^ you only have two hands... three is pointless.
    Actually, 3 is extremely pointy!

    Plus, Hawgzilla AND TurtleHawg could hide in side by side cleavage!

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    ^You may be on to something. I've had the pleasure of 4, but never 3. That may be weird though..3 of them...
    "We can always find excuses if we want to find them, but if we really want to do something, we have to just go."

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    Quote Originally Posted by sodak View Post
    ^ you only have two hands... three is pointless.
    I need someplace to rest my head.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sodak View Post
    ^You may be on to something. I've had the pleasure of 4, but never 3. That may be weird though..3 of them...
    You keep the Martian chick then. I will take the "4" option any day of the week.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sodak View Post
    ^ you only have two hands... three is pointless.
    mouth on the middle

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    Quote Originally Posted by MiniTrail View Post
    mouth on the middle
    The obvious/logical choice, good going.

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    Where do we go when we die?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    You keep the Martian chick then. I will take the "4" option any day of the week.
    Just two Martian chicks will give you a six pack. Remember you're on an interplanatary voyage and must consolidate to save space whenever possible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Where do we go when we die?
    The remaining crew members make turtle soup.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wishful Tomcat View Post
    Just two Martian chicks will give you a six pack. Remember you're on an interplanatary voyage and must consolidate to save space whenever possible.
    OK, well if Earth girls are easy, what are Martian girls then?

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