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    The 21 Absolute Worst Things In The World

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    #14! I had one crawl into my glove when I was working under the house!

    EDIT: Wait, is it supposed to be the bad scarf joint on the crown moulding? Oh, that's worse...

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    Life's tough man, life's tough.

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    Stubbing my toe. It hurts like hell and it makes me do some sort of weird dance around the room.

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    Obviously a flawed list with the BEPs at number 21.
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    Whoever created that list need's to get a life. The only life altering one for me is #1. In fact just last night that exact same thing happened to me, and I've been depressed all day because of it.
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    # 21 should be all of them...
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    We've got #14 crawling all around our complex. I've found several in our home over the years. I always capture them, show them to my daughter, scare the hell out of my wife with them, and then release them outside so that they can eventually get back in and start the whole process all over again. It keeps me occupied...

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    I tried to suck a #14 up in the vacuum a few days ago. It's amazing how fast those little b@stards run upside-down.
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    I can't say I know what #14 is. Never seen one that I can remember. They should show a picture of someone using WD40 on a chain. That'd likely get some panties in a wad.

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    #14 is a house centipede. They are actually beneficial (eat other pests) but are creepy as hell. And surprisingly sturdy; you can hear them scuttle across a wood floor if it's quiet.

    LOL at the WD-40 on a chain... #22. My mom asked me to come over with some WD-40 because her car door were squeaking. I brought my 25 year old bottle of Phil's Tenacious oil, worked a charm.

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    Quote Originally Posted by random walk View Post
    #14 is a house centipede. They are actually beneficial (eat other pests) but are creepy as hell. And surprisingly sturdy; you can hear them scuttle across a wood floor if it's quiet.

    LOL at the WD-40 on a chain... #22.
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    and # 23



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    Man, Biker Faux can't catch a break. Anyone remember when he used to post here, in General?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    We've got #14 crawling all around our complex. I've found several in our home over the years.
    Gross. You should complain to the building manager.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 007 View Post
    Gross. You should complain to the building manager.
    That is soooo funny to hear you use the word "gross". I can picture you saying it. Makes me LOL!

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    ^That bike was designed for riding backwards, so the fork is actually installed correctly.

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    The 21 Absolute Worst Things In The World

    #16 is me, almost every night around 2:30am. I usually just gut it out until my alarm goes off at 4, but it kills my sleep.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    That is soooo funny to hear you use the word "gross". I can picture you saying it. Makes me LOL!
    Why, cuz its what I scream every time I see a snake?
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    Oh, and I'd like to add HOHA's to this list . . . .
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    Quote Originally Posted by 007 View Post
    Oh, and I'd like to add HOHA's to this list . . . .
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    if you live in Northern California we actually have to deal with...

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    Folks, remember # 14 is actually your BFF!

    We live in an 1889 farmhouse that's full of the buggers. Older homes seem to have higher numbers. Don't harm these guys! They along with spiders keep your house squeaky clean of harmful bugs. The creepy house centipede's favourite food is BEDBUGS which have overrun many major NA cities.

    Any bug that wants to kill the thing that wants to creep up and suck my blood's fine by me!

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