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    2015: What's going to happen?

    It's time to start pondering our future for the upcoming new year. Any predictions? Any personal resolutions? Share your thoughts, your feelings, and your plans.
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    Helmets with removable straps flood the market.
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    Now that my wife and I are getting settled in our new home and in a less chaotic setting we will probably start a family very soon.

    I started riding more and eating better this year and recently I stopped drinking beer for the most part. Rather than start a resolution in 2015 I have already begun.


    Lastly, the Ebola scare will subside and the zombie apocalypse will once again be postponed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    It's time to start pondering our future for the upcoming new year. Any predictions? Any personal resolutions? Share your thoughts, your feelings, and your plans.
    Yeah well i heard that the the nibiru 2012 end of earth disaster and the 2012 mayan calender end of universe disaster was a calculating error and that it will happen in 2015 instead. Yeah that is also my prediction: the invisible planet nibiru will crash with the earth and we will all die as predicted in the mayan calender. my feelings regarding this is not good. I feel I have to drink lots of beer and do lots of drugs just to be able to go out with dignity. Yeah its a depressing situation here. But when nibiru comes, I'll be loaded.
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    ISIS is able to group up with really impressive numbers in Juarez and around other Mexico border towns.

    They decide to invade the U.S. They chew through the U.S. Military's defenses pretty easily, but once they hit their first wave of armed Texan citizens, they are so out-gunned that they are pushed all the way back to Costa Rica.
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    ISIS is able to group up with really impressive numbers in Juarez and around other Mexico border towns.

    They decide to invade the U.S. They chew through the U.S. Military's defenses pretty easily, but once they hit their first wave of armed Texan citizens, they are so out-gunned that they are pushed all the way back to Costa Rica.
    hehehe isis, the rebel "terrorist group" living in iraq traveling to mexico to invade the US, sounds plausible...
    Car bone predicts "hellfire".
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    Currently according to Fox news:

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    The dead sock puppets will be reincarnated and become zombies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by norton55 View Post
    The dead sock puppets will be reincarnated and become zombies.
    Wait I thought that already happened.
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    Someone will invent and market a way to hold 3 L of water on your back with only a velcro strap.
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    That would truly be awesome!
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    The US will not bomb anyone....

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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    That would truly be awesome!
    Until the 183 cu. in. ice block melts!
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    I'm looking forward to installing Windows 10...
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    Last year I predicted that someone would start a predictions for 2015 thread 3 months too soon.
    Noogie...Noogie...Noogie.

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    Ebola kills us all, and the planet breathes a huge sigh of relief.
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    January 1 - 15, gyms and health clubs will be packed. Jan 16 - Dec 31, McDonald's drive thrus will be providing valet parking to move the cars waiting for chicken nuggets off to the side so that the drivers can safely drink hot coffee.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slow Danger View Post
    Last year I predicted that someone would start a predictions for 2015 thread 3 months too soon.
    What?! You got sumthin against planning ahead?
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    Quote Originally Posted by heyyall View Post
    January 1 - 15, gyms and health clubs will be packed. Jan 16 - Dec 31, McDonald's drive thrus will be providing valet parking to move the cars waiting for chicken nuggets off to the side so that the drivers can safely drink hot coffee.
    Well, we now know where your community likes to eat....
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    Looks like more walruses will becomes sports heroes:

    Walrus falls asleep on submarine, becomes sports hero - SBNation.com
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    $15 an hour minimum wages will arrive for hamburger flippers at Mc Donald's, and someone will develop an automated machine to do the job of the new $15/ hr burger flippers, for less money and payrolls taxes, and more jobs will be lost.
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    ISIS is able to group up with really impressive numbers in Juarez and around other Mexico border towns.

    They decide to invade the U.S. They chew through the U.S. Military's defenses pretty easily, but once they hit their first wave of armed Texan citizens, they are so out-gunned that they are pushed all the way back to Costa Rica.
    ISIS in Texas......now, that's some truly wishful thinking! I think I'ma going back to sleep on that one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boyonadyke View Post
    $15 an hour minimum wages will arrive for hamburger flippers at Mc Donald's, and someone will develop an automated machine to do the job of the new $15/ hr burger flippers, for less money and payrolls taxes, and more jobs will be lost.
    Somebody will invent that all right, but it will be manufactured in china, be full of heavy metals, and a couple million low income citizens will be heavy-metal poisoned.

    Their health care bill, paid for by the state to prevent the unsightly and smelly alternative, of bloated, rotting corpses everywhere, , will be close to a trillion dollars, under the Invisible Hand of the immutable and infallible Free Market price determinations.

    For a tiny percentage of citizens, the windfall will be GLORIOUS.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boyonadyke View Post
    $15 an hour minimum wages will arrive for hamburger flippers at Mc Donald's, and someone will develop an automated machine to do the job of the new $15/ hr burger flippers, for less money and payrolls taxes, and more jobs will be lost.
    When that minimum wage increase does go through, you may see me start putting in some hours at McDs or Walmart.
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    2015 will see more people turning to yoga (or marijuana) and CTF Downward dog


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