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  1. #2751
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    ^ nice gludes
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    ^^^ likes Smurfes
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    ^ was once riding his bike and came upon a small rabbit sitting in the middle of the trail who refused to move. Oscar yelled out to him "bunny rabbit, why do you keep me here?" and the bunny didn't reply. He then dismounted from his Santa Cruz Blur and walked over to the rabbit and crossed his arms saying "it is not polite to block the trail. as an ascending biker I have the right of way." Again, the bunny rabbit did not reply merely scrunched his little nose and cocked his head to the side as if he were bemused. Oscar reached in his pocket and pulled out a honey stinger waffle, thinking the delicious candy would entice the rabbit to acquiesce to his desire. Oscar broke off a small piece and threw it to the side of the trail and waited for the bunny rabbit to take the bait. The bunny rabbit sniffed. The bunny rabbit looked. But the bunny rabbit would not fall for such an obvious ploy. But oh how the bunny rabbit wanted that honey stinger waffle. Frustrated and out of ideas Oscar stomped his feet, his blood pressure rising. "What did I do to you, oh little bunny rabbit? What!?" flailing his arms in desperation. And still the bunny did not reply. Dropping to his knees, sobbing softly Oscar gave up. He collapsed into the dirt in a heap unable to go on. Eventually as his sobs began to fade, Oscar raised his head off the dirt and he noticed something. The bunny was gone. Oscar couldn't believe his eyes. He quickly scrambled to his feet and looked for the bit of honey stinger waffle he had thrown in the brush. It was also gone. Oscar smiled and brushed his spandex bike shorts off and turned back to get his bike. But it was gone. From the dense forestation around the trail he heard "Sucker!" It was the bunny. Then he noticed the rest of his honey stinger waffle was also gone.

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    ^
    < Needs to bring shotgun to this trail....
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    ^ should have bunny hopped that rabbit.
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    < would have, but it wasn't in that story...
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    ^ fresh rabbit will be on the grill sometime soon...
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    ^ Is totally right about that...Hunting season just opened up on rabbit...
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    ^ real name elmer fudd

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    ^^^Say Somthing about or to the person above ^^^

    "Kill the wabbit, kill the wabbit" based on Wagner tune The Valkyries...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
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    ^
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    ^ has probably just bought himself a new gun and a bigger pot

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    ^ is spot on...
    < has 12 gauge Browning at the ready...
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    ^ Has been checking Hasenfeffer recipes while awaiting the rascally rabbit.
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    hassenfeffer??!!!

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    ^ doesn't recognize german.
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    Looney Tunes, ya nutter.

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    ^ yes, Looney Tunes - ftw
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    ^ looney tunes
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    ^ flies the flag with pride

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    ^ flies the flag with pride
    ^^ finally we can see the face that goes with that a$$
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    ^^reported, that is right if the spam has been remove above, I have reported myself for being wierd
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    ^ eyes without a face.
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    I hope you haven't been holding your breath

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