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    If you believe nothing else on this thread...

    ...believe this.

    Never, I repeat, never tank up on a Long John Silver's Super Sampler a half an hour before hitting a ride with a prolonged climb at the beginning.

    Perhaps this advice goes without saying for some, but there are still others of us out here who seem to labor under the delusion that we are special and possess some type of invincibility.
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    did the same thing with chicken and waffles a few months ago... ugh....
    My bike MCA kinda climbs like a billy-goat. WOO WOO!

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    Had a teammate do something like this with a big combo platter of food before football practice. He was ssslllllooooowwwwww that day.

    I ate a pizza before a ride last winter... emergency stop to an boat launch outhouse. Barely got the layers off in time.

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    O'Charley's Southern Fried Chicken Sandwich, and raw carrots have both done me in.

    Surprisingly though, a Bojangle's Sausage and Egg Biscuit and Seasoned Fries are freaking awesome.

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    pre-rode a race course on a saturday, just one easy lap

    was really hungry , stupidly got a mcdonalds big mac afterward instead of waiting till I got real food

    worse idea ever, performed terribly on race day.

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    Thank you all! I am glad to know I'm not the only one out there who tempts fate with a spork.
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    Don't drink a Hawaiian Punch in the car on the way to the trailhead.

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    If you believe nothing else on this thread...

    Or a burrito the size of your head, 'cause that thing is coming right back up again.


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    While it my be blasphemy to mention road bikes here, don't stop for lunch at a British pub, get chatting and drinking with the locals, then realize you're 70 miles out on your long LSD out and back training ride for an upcoming tour. Seems several pints does something to the time distance continuum, and will result in the longest, most painful and miserable ride of your life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UTGeezer View Post
    ...stop for lunch at a British pub, get chatting and drinking with the locals...
    This is why we mtb.

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    LOL, grease, its whats for dinner

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