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    Most technhical, rocky trail in NC?

    looking for something with a lot of rock gardens, drops and other rough technical terrain, I know western nc is my best bet, but which trail?

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    Most technhical, rocky trail in NC?

    Greenslick in BC is the gnar. End of story.

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    Re: Most technhical, rocky trail in NC?

    Farlow Gap. Pilot Rock. Both require significant climbs to get to the top.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zmcrisp View Post
    looking for something with a lot of rock gardens, drops and other rough technical terrain, I know western nc is my best bet, but which trail?
    I think the real story is you have been a member since 2011 and this was your first post.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mikeridesabike View Post
    Farlow Gap. Pilot Rock. Both require significant climbs to get to the top.
    Yep. That should do it.

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    You can add Bennett Gap after 10/15. Scary steep in spots. But good fun after you get past the life-threatening parts.
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    "Old Hoss" at rocky Knob will definitely fit the bill for rocks and small drops.
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    Re: Most technhical, rocky trail in NC?

    Quote Originally Posted by mbmb65 View Post
    Greenslick in BC is the gnar. End of story.
    You forgot Explorer....
    He/she who works the trails does so in their own image.

    Speed just slows me down...

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2bfluid View Post
    You forgot Explorer....
    You're right! And side hill. That stuff just rips!

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    Spencer Creek at night on a fixie..I was a witness watching Gabe Holguin clear it fixed!
    My fixed pucker pucked about 1/2 way down, Karl Lail pucker fixed about 3/4 way down but MR. Holguin never stopped turning the pedals...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thadj View Post
    Spencer Creek at night on a fixie..I was a witness watching Gabe Holguin clear it fixed!
    My fixed pucker pucked about 1/2 way down, Karl Lail pucker fixed about 3/4 way down but MR. Holguin never stopped turning the pedals...
    Hell yeah.........that was the most technical midnight ride. Looking back and seeing lights way up in darkness after clearing EVERYTHING was cool........ready anytime to do that again!
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    leave NC...proceed directly to Windrock, TN. You're welcome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mbmb65 View Post
    You're right! And side hill. That stuff just rips!
    You haven't hit anything if you don't tear up Boyd Branch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IoC View Post
    You haven't hit anything if you don't tear up Boyd Branch.
    I may be a wuss (OK - I am a wuss), but I have more fun on those fast non-technical downhills at Bent Creek than on something like Pilot, where I am worried the whole time that I might kill myself. To each his own.
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    Lot's of stuff off the beaten path in the Grandfather district that rivals anything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mikeridesabike View Post
    I may be a wuss (OK - I am a wuss), but I have more fun on those fast non-technical downhills at Bent Creek than on something like Pilot, where I am worried the whole time that I might kill myself. To each his own.
    Wasn't trying to knock anyone or say what's 'good' - just entering the game of "let's name the least technical trail in BC" section of the thread.

    FWIW, I don't enjoy things like Pilot either. My favorites are happy mediums like the far side of sidehill.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sugar_Brad View Post
    Lot's of stuff off the beaten path in the Grandfather district that rivals anything.
    Well don't just tease us. Tell us where to find these trails.
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    Beehive farlow or persimmon everything else doesn't compare

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    Most technhical, rocky trail in NC?

    Quote Originally Posted by supercusty View Post
    Beehive farlow or persimmon everything else doesn't compare
    Doesn't compare to what?

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    To any other nc trail steep and rocky

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    don't forget YELLOW BUCK.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mbmb65 View Post
    Greenslick in BC is the gnar. End of story.
    Dude, stfu, you know DuPont is much more technical.
    Just stick it in granny and start grinding.

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    Beehive just got re worked by machines a few weeks ago. It is now called GL2...

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    Most technhical, rocky trail in NC?

    Quote Originally Posted by kjlued View Post
    Dude, stfu, you know DuPont is much more technical.
    What ever bro. H8rs gonna h8. You just stick to DuPont and leave the gnar gnar to me.

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    I seem to recall Kitzuma being incredibly rocky and technical.

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    The Black Mountain Ravine..
    it used to be a trail but is now a ravine, or deep ditch,or the beginnings of a canyon.
    It was getting pretty blown out way before this summers downpours but is now a real deep ditch.
    Just get in the center of the ravine and have at it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by mbmb65 View Post
    What ever bro. H8rs gonna h8. You just stick to DuPont and leave the gnar gnar to me.
    Whatever dude, obviously you can't handle the D-Pont.
    Just stick it in granny and start grinding.

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    Doesn't BC mean Beginner Center?
    He/she who works the trails does so in their own image.

    Speed just slows me down...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgbox View Post
    I seem to recall Kitzuma being incredibly rocky and technical.
    Not so much these days.

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    I'd echo the Grandfather District. I walked a lot of Farlow last time I rode it. Bennett is always good for a pucker. The last 30 feet of Heartbreak is pretty steep. There are others, but not to be mentioned, they don't actually exist.
    My one says BRAP!

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    Farlow and Pilot as far as the Brevard area Pisgah stuff
    Bennet Gap, but only technical for a short section.

    Pilot is nice because you get to ride Laurel mountain first and that is a great trail
    Farlow is meaner than pilot, IMO, and then you get ride down the rocky side of Daniel which is one of my favs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by plume View Post
    Not so much these days.
    That's for sure. Except for having to sit down and have a hissy fit over getting stung, I don't think I got off on Kitsuma. And I mostly suck. It's a shame...that initial climb w/ the switchbacks used to be a real challenge.

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    Quote Originally Posted by plume View Post
    Not so much these days.
    Hmm Last time I went up there was about 13 years ago... It was rocky as hell. Time changes things i guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mikeridesabike View Post
    Well don't just tease us. Tell us where to find these trails.
    I would if they were on the map.You are welcome to come ride anytime though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by obieone View Post
    Beehive just got re worked by machines a few weeks ago.
    Ugg, Is this true? Now that the bike parks are closed been hoping to get back there for the gnar fix.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgbox View Post
    Hmm Last time I went up there was about 13 years ago... It was rocky as hell. Time changes things i guess.
    a few re-routes and some machine work really leveled a lot of it. The former trail was really hard to clean going up, now it's actually pretty easy. I've never loved the trail tbh but that's mainly because it's only pavement back to the car. The new DH is still good but there's better bang for the buck especially if I'm driving out that way.
    My one says BRAP!

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    Quote Originally Posted by obieone View Post
    beehive just got re worked by machines a few weeks ago. It is now called gl2...
    nice troll bro

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    Quote Originally Posted by El34 View Post
    Farlow and Pilot as far as the Brevard area Pisgah stuff
    Bennet Gap, but only technical for a short section.

    Pilot is nice because you get to ride Laurel mountain first and that is a great trail
    Farlow is meaner than pilot, IMO, and then you get ride down the rocky side of Daniel which is one of my favs.
    Ur talking serious NAR Brah!!

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    What about uphill gnar? No one I know of is riding up Farlow, pushing maybe. Not really talking about pure trials riding or never ending climbs either. I am talking about technical rocky, rooty gnar that if you clean it you feel like a super hero.

    If you can clean all of Laurel Mtn , minus the one hike-a-bike, you have some mad tech skills, IMHO.

    What are your favorite gnar climbs?
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    Start at Presely gap (top of Maxwell cove),
    right on black mountain up to the top of Hickory knob
    That climb will tax your technical skills being steep, rocky and rooty

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    Beehive and Farlow are my votes. Riding those in November when they are totally covered in leaves is a great time!

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    Quote Originally Posted by supercusty View Post
    Beehive farlow or persimmon everything else doesn't compare
    what is persimmon like? ive ridden a lot in that area (assuming its near beehive, grag prong, rasberry, etc...)

    I have to say I find it funny that people act like the secret trails up there are so hush hush they cant be mentioned online. this little forum isnt exactly being patrolled by local authorities, and its basically a free for all up there anyways. its also not like hordes of people are going to read this and ruin those trails

    i used to live in California and its crazy how even at a crowded day at dupont (judging by the parking lot) i usually only actually cross paths with a few other people while actually on the trails...so nice

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    Kong Trail off of Greentown Plunge if you must know. There's the name, and what trail it is off of...the rest is up to you!
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    Quote Originally Posted by carverboy View Post
    "Old Hoss" at rocky Knob will definitely fit the bill for rocks and small drops.
    I'm really hoping that this was written sarcastically.
    I just went there for the first time, based on a lot of info I'd read and heard about Rocky Knob including your post. Seemed like it was going to be a pretty sick bit of technical trail riding.
    Turns out Rocky Knob is a fine trail that's had a ton of money poured into it, making for a really nice local trail for the folks of Boone. They've done a great job of fitting a lot of quality trail into a relatively small plot of land.
    But, please don't let anyone get the mis-impression that Rocky Knob is very technical. It just isn't.
    That is all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jm2e View Post
    I'm really hoping that this was written sarcastically.
    I just went there for the first time, based on a lot of info I'd read and heard about Rocky Knob including your post. Seemed like it was going to be a pretty sick bit of technical trail riding.
    Turns out Rocky Knob is a fine trail that's had a ton of money poured into it, making for a really nice local trail for the folks of Boone. They've done a great job of fitting a lot of quality trail into a relatively small plot of land.
    But, please don't let anyone get the mis-impression that Rocky Knob is very technical. It just isn't.
    That is all.
    I call any place with a good chance of busting bike/@ss technical. Between the features and jumps not to mention high speed rock gardens it counts for me. I usually do two laps of Rocky knob and feel fairly beat up from those rocks. Generally my idea of a ride starts at 12-20 miles But everyone has there own definition of Tech its pretty much a hopeless term just like All Mtn here on the inter web.
    But then again Ive only been riding MTB for 24 years what the hell do I know
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    The top of Bee Mtn....people will die.

    Oh yeah Pinch-in if you really feel like dying (not joking...don't really attempt this)

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    bee mountain on a HT ftw....pinch in if you want to die. zod has pre-planned gravesites all picked out.

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    Its not supper gnar gnar, but going UP Pilot and going DOWN Laurel is a blast. Its a 45 minute suffer-fest going up, but going down Laurel is the sh|t. Some great technical sections there...
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    Quote Originally Posted by plume View Post
    a few re-routes and some machine work really leveled a lot of it. The former trail was really hard to clean going up, now it's actually pretty easy. I've never loved the trail tbh but that's mainly because it's only pavement back to the car. The new DH is still good but there's better bang for the buck especially if I'm driving out that way.
    I missed your comment when I first checked this thread. What's better than kitsuma near kitsuma?

    Obviously not the place to scratch the gnar itch but one of my favorites and fun on lot of different types of bikes

    It is my favorite buffed out roller coaster trail in the region. If you want to go fast and turn I can't think of a more fun place

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    Quote Originally Posted by wreckingrob View Post
    Its not supper gnar gnar, but going UP Pilot and going DOWN Laurel is a blast. Its a 45 minute suffer-fest going up, but going down Laurel is the sh|t. Some great technical sections there...
    Terrible idea... going down Laurel is incredibly lame apart from the first very short section. The rest is uphill downhill if you know what I mean.

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    Quote Originally Posted by derek@ View Post
    Terrible idea... going down Laurel is incredibly lame apart from the first very short section. The rest is uphill downhill if you know what I mean.
    Hmmm, not really. You ever done it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by wreckingrob View Post
    Hmmm, not really. You ever done it?
    Yes, about two weeks ago was the last time. Apart from the section that most people refer to as the hike-a-bike (because most people ride the oposite direction), the rest involves pedaling virtually the whole time because the decline isn't even enough to go on gravity alone. As for riding up Pilot, I've never done that, nor will I ever, so I'll have to take your word on how much fun that is :-)

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    Boom knowledge bombs have been dropped going down laurel is for 7 year old girls and Scott t to ride on a mandem

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    We'll have to agree to disagree on how fun Laurel down is. I always enjoy the hell out of it. Probably to the point where I forget the climbs when your enjoying the trial, you know how that is. And yes, I recall the hike-a-bike section. Very easy now that its had some work. I remember a few years ago when it was 2 or 3 foot drops. Good stuff.

    Pilot, is a hell hole going up. 23 switch backs I think. Gotta pay the mountain at some point though. It can't all be down hills.

    We take this route because after Laurel we ride some fire road over to Lost Cove... at least I think its Lost. I've heard it referred to as the inner loop... Ring any bells? Anyway, its a pretty good route. Usually the last on a 3 day trip. I'm not saying its the best route, just a good one, IMHO. I'm sure there are better, so do tell...
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    Pinch-In was said......END THREAD!

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    Pinch in will be mine !!!

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    you already have, bro:

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    Nothing more fun than blazing by a bunch of hiking noobs

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    Looks chopped

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    Quote Originally Posted by wreckingrob View Post
    Its not supper gnar gnar, but going UP Pilot and going DOWN Laurel is a blast. Its a 45 minute suffer-fest going up, but going down Laurel is the sh|t. Some great technical sections there...
    I gotta agree. That's a great ride down laurel Mtn

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    "great ride" because you can roll it without puckering on your niner? "rockiest and most technical in NC"? GTFO.

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    Don't feed the trolls...
    If your not wreckin', your not ridin'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wreckingrob View Post
    Don't feed the trolls...
    Thread title: "Most technhical, rocky trail in NC? "

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    Quote Originally Posted by wreckingrob View Post
    Don't feed the trolls...
    Yes we are trolls bc someone said laurel a trail which. 99% of users ride up is the most rocky and Technical lulz. GTFO. And if you don't actually know the names of the trails you are riding aka slate cove and pilot cove maybe you should stay out of the discussion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by supercusty View Post
    And if you don't actually know the names of the trails you are riding aka slate cove and pilot cove maybe you should stay out of the discussion.
    You mean Slate Rock?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jstuhlman View Post
    "great ride" because you can roll it without puckering on your niner? "rockiest and most technical in NC"? GTFO.
    Going down Laurel is fun as hell. Agreed on the second part though, its got nothing to do with this thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wreckingrob View Post
    Its not supper gnar gnar...
    Caveat supplied at beginning of post.
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    Quote Originally Posted by motomike View Post
    You mean Slate Rock?
    I am drunk 24hrs a day thanks mike.
    I hear rocky river trail in charlotte has some super tech dhs too

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    Do you guys change tyres depending on which trail you're riding, ie, super rocky vs machine built?

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    Quote Originally Posted by supercusty View Post
    Yes we are trolls bc someone said laurel a trail which. 99% of users ride up is the most rocky and Technical lulz. GTFO. And if you don't actually know the names of the trails you are riding aka slate cove and pilot cove maybe you should stay out of the discussion.

    Wow! Hey, look everyone, its an @$$HOLE! Let's observe the @$$HOLE in all his asshattery....

    We see the @$$HOLE in his native hunting grounds, exuding douche-ness as is the @$$HOLE's natural tendency. Notice the elitist attitude and general bad behavior. Internet anonymity has granted the @$$HOLE aggressive speech online, despite being a pants wetter in person. He's also known to be a total Joey on the trails. Simply tail whip in his face, and he will crawl back under the rock from whence he came...
    If your not wreckin', your not ridin'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wreckingrob View Post
    Internet anonymity has granted the @$$HOLE aggressive speech online, despite being a pants wetter in person.
    pot meet kettle

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    Most technhical, rocky trail in NC?

    Great thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wreckingrob View Post
    Wow! Hey, look everyone, its an @$$HOLE! Let's observe the @$$HOLE in all his asshattery....

    We see the @$$HOLE in his native hunting grounds, exuding douche-ness as is the @$$HOLE's natural tendency. Notice the elitist attitude and general bad behavior. Internet anonymity has granted the @$$HOLE aggressive speech online, despite being a pants wetter in person. He's also known to be a total Joey on the trails. Simply tail whip in his face, and he will crawl back under the rock from whence he came...
    The way you describe Mr. Custy, it's like you have actually ridden with him before. Uncanny...

    Quote Originally Posted by zod View Post
    Can you send me the link for this animated jpeg? I'd love to use is as the start up screen on my nokia smart phone. Might even put it on my company blackberry too!

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    Davidson River Trail

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    dude, what happened to ur eyes?

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    AND they give up the sweet spots on the innanets. I bet his DH socks are black though. SO MOTO!


    Quote Originally Posted by wreckingrob View Post
    Wow! Hey, look everyone, its an @$$HOLE! Let's observe the @$$HOLE in all his asshattery....

    We see the @$$HOLE in his native hunting grounds, exuding douche-ness as is the @$$HOLE's natural tendency. Notice the elitist attitude and general bad behavior. Internet anonymity has granted the @$$HOLE aggressive speech online, despite being a pants wetter in person. He's also known to be a total Joey on the trails. Simply tail whip in his face, and he will crawl back under the rock from whence he came...

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    Oh no people riding the sweet spots what will we do.
    Rocky river trail is pretty badass but it's all over the Tarheel trailblazers website it's no secret. It's mostly known as sven's place though

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    he is a pants wetter in person...i can vouch for at least that much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by supercusty View Post
    put a hot dog in your head tube.
    Is that what you kids are calling it these days?

    I really need to keep up with ya'lls crazy lingo.
    Just stick it in granny and start grinding.

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    Quote Originally Posted by supercusty View Post
    Oh no people riding the sweet spots what will we do.
    Rocky river trail is pretty badass but it's all over the Tarheel trailblazers website it's no secret. It's mostly known as sven's place though
    Directions/link?

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    I just had to swing in and say that this thread is gnar x gnar

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    Quote Originally Posted by mr_opjones View Post
    I just had to swing in and say that this thread is gnar x gnar
    Yeah it's hard to comprehend the roughness of these trails, internet riding is so hard.

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    Keeping it Real Since 1971!!

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    Keeping it Real Since 1971!!

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    Melatonin ranch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jstuhlman View Post
    Melatonin ranch.
    Is that near Serta Brunch and Sven's Place?

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    right-o, you should take dat uni!

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    Do you guys ride ever? Or just say cutesy shit on the internet to one another.

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    I ride Almost everyday. It's 2013 you can even talk shit on the internet during a ride. Thanks Obama !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monarchist View Post
    Do you guys ride ever? Or just say cutesy shit on the internet to one another.
    Yes.
    If your not wreckin', your not ridin'.

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    I just have never understood being elitist and snarky towards everyone that isn't your daisy chain partner. We get it, custy is a good rider, just ask him and of course the rest of those dick noses can't spell. They are from Gastonia. It's hard to spell "that" correctly when 3 out of your 10 homerow key fingers are in your sister.

    But alas- sheer numbers of jerkoffs with free time and an active ban on CwR causes this forum to be largely, as big of a turd as bikepasa.com

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    Sounds like someone's grumpy because they don't have ched access

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    You got me.. Do you guys have webcam interfacing on that thing? Can you guys actually see eachothers penis's now?

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    No sweat hdl. Good idea

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    Sorry fisther farms isn't on This list

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