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    Double Dare Deathmatch!

    Round 1:

    Brad Kee / Matt Fusco vs Wes *****on / Geoff Bergmark.

    Ladies and Gentlemen, place your bets.
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    Bk/mf

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    Maybe to much time in China

    Ill still say WD & GB even though Mr. Bergmark has been in China most of the time over the past 9 months or so....
    Mr. Kee may be de-throned this year..it will be a race for blood, no doubt.

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    Hate to do it, but whoever's team Brad is on. That guy has the staying power of a porn star.

    Wes, you and Geoff are my men and all, but Brad is like a Pisgah Yeti. The myths that surround him are numerous. The match-up and build up will be awesome!

    And for the public record: all four are tremendous good sports. Good luck to the bunch!
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    Eric, you are starting to sound like this guy.
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    deathmatch deathmarch.
    wes and geoff are faster, methinks.
    yet speed will only get you so far when the pisgah yeti lurks. if bk's partner mf is a bad mf, then fire and brimstone will be wd and gf's sermon come sunday morning.

    on a different note... rode farlow et al yesterday - opening day of bear season. hounds on singletrack, hunters on gravel. everywhere. be aware and, should you see an example of ursus americanus, arm it and tell it to fight back.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 44gnats
    deathmatch deathmarch.
    wes and geoff are faster, methinks.
    yet speed will only get you so far when the pisgah yeti lurks. if bk's partner mf is a bad mf, then fire and brimstone will be wd and gf's sermon come sunday morning.

    on a different note... rode farlow et al yesterday - opening day of bear season. hounds on singletrack, hunters on gravel. everywhere. be aware and, should you see an example of ursus americanus, arm it and tell it to fight back.
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    My money is on the Kee/Fusco Pain Train! So badass that the other white Brad tries to look like Mr Kee

    "Big Gulps huh?...Allllriggghhht....Welp, See ya later!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by pisgahproductions
    Round 1:

    Brad Kee / Matt Fusco vs Wes *****on / Geoff Bergmark.

    Ladies and Gentlemen, place your bets.
    So are you giving the rest of us our money back. . . ? Since no one else can win?

    On another note

    Deathmatch # 2:

    Costume contest!! I can't ride to good but I sure can sew.
    BS'ing less, riding more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by extrmtao
    So are you giving the rest of us our money back. . . ? Since no one else can win?

    On another note

    Deathmatch # 2:

    Costume contest!! I can't ride to good but I sure can sew.
    Actually, if I were a betting man.... I'd put my money on another team altogether. I won't say who but I'll give a hint.... They've got a chance at winning if they can keep from losing one another 20 minutes into the race.

    Now on to the costume contest. There will be a bonus for any team that races both days in costume....

    Plus a costume contest on Saturday night for the Gatherers!

    Come one! Come all! ($10 per vehicle for the gathering/please preregister so you don't get turned away)
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    I'm pretty sure I know exactly who you're talking about. Is 1/2 the team heavily ink'd?

    If so, I'd still put them slight behind Kee/Fusco on the betting table. Experience counts.
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    ... and if we just ... the wooky!

    And even if Brad and Matt get beat, they will still have more fun and drink more beer. To level the playing field, all serious competitors should have to drink the same amount as Brad!

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    fine. bring the beer. i'll down ounce for ounce and offer twice the bounce.
    might as well just start a show called "the housewives of Pisgah proper".
    talk is nothing but talk.
    i don't care who's racing, it's Pisgah. Pisgah eats who it wants, when it wants.







    talk is only good ......................
    FOR ME TO POOP ON!

    my riding will speak for itself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by djcnwriding
    fine. bring the beer. i'll down ounce for ounce and offer twice the bounce.
    might as well just start a show called "the housewives of Pisgah proper".
    talk is nothing but talk.
    i don't care who's racing, it's Pisgah. Pisgah eats who it wants, when it wants.







    talk is only good ......................
    FOR ME TO POOP ON!

    my riding will speak for itself.

    If Pisgah eats who it wants, then it only stands to reason that PISGAH POOPS WHAT
    IT WANTS !!!!

    PISGAH WILL POOP FOR ITSELF !!!!11!1!!11 TEH VICTIMS WILL BE IDENTIFIED
    BY DENTAL RECORDSS ONCE THE STOOL HAS BEEN SCREENED !!!!!
    Yeah, it's strange. But oh well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Broussard
    If Pisgah eats who it wants, then it only stands to reason that PISGAH POOPS WHAT
    IT WANTS !!!!

    PISGAH WILL POOP FOR ITSELF !!!!11!1!!11 TEH VICTIMS WILL BE IDENTIFIED
    BY DENTAL RECORDSS ONCE THE STOOL HAS BEEN SCREENED !!!!!
    zb/cf, clearly

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    So Kee and Fusco win round one, who are they taking on in round two?

    For those of you keeping score Brad Kee is not the only person to have won a double dare. Somebody even managed to get 20 cp's one year
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    I didn't realize this was a beer drinking contest. I might be able to hang a little then.

    I just hope to make 1 check point each day. The rest is bonus.

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    i smoked everyone by i think 3 hours solo at the first double dare. little girls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by park baker
    i smoked everyone by i think 3 hours solo at the first double dare. little girls.
    If I wasn't married I'd ask to have your babies. You are just sooooooo badass.

    My bet is on The King. I'd have his babies even though I AM married. (sorry honey)

    Oh and then Djc and whoever he's riding with..... only because I'd have his babies, too.... (sorry again honey)
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    Sounds like someone's getting pregnant up in here.

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    At the very least, a "walk of shame"...

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    Quote Originally Posted by park baker
    i smoked everyone by i think 3 hours solo at the first double dare. little girls.
    We're talking about the race in Pisgah, not the Nickelodeon show.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddie Dingle
    If I wasn't married I'd ask to have your babies. You are just sooooooo badass.

    My bet is on The King. I'd have his babies even though I AM married. (sorry honey)

    Oh and then Djc and whoever he's riding with..... only because I'd have his babies, too.... (sorry again honey)

    Hell, if I could afford the sex change, I'd have both of 'ems babies.
    Yeah, it's strange. But oh well.

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    haha

    is that Lavar from Reading Rainbow?

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    Round 2:

    Bob and Sam vs. Clay and Zach..... Rut Row!
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