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    BLASPHEMY!

    I get my legs broken off REPEATEDLY.
    Drowned.
    Molested by a H8R.
    Smothered by a bunch of sh1t that you humans think I like. I'm not a damn Geocache!
    Left out in the wild all busted up!
    And now you want to replace me! Go ahead, I'll crush him.

    Why don't you break your legs off and see how long it takes to have them properly mended.
    Rehab sucks.

    I'll be back, beatches!

    All this excitement is making me light headed, I'm going to gimp my ass back to bed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Samford View Post
    BLASPHEMY!
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    Allright 'Samford' We need a verification of your identity. Let's see a photo of you with today's date written on a piece of paper. 12/04/11.
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    Way to go LimeyPerp! That's right Samford, Life goes on without you. bosey bosey bop.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PisgahWorks View Post
    Way to go LimeyPerp! That's right Samford, Life goes on without you. bosey bosey bop.
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    PisgahWorks, LimeyPerp:

    Pisgah Gnome purists will accept no substitutions!!! You wanna hide another gnome, then start another thread! This thread is "Adventures With the Pisgah Gnome", and the Pisgah Gnome is SAMFORD... It appears that Samford has risen from the dead (or the lost) and will be communicating with us again soon... Come back and play, Sam--we'll treat you better this time!

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    Who said anything about hiding it? ...Samford and Son.
    Think about something that feels good.

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    Proof!
    Here is a shot of my rescuers.
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    How bout a picture of smothered and broken me.
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    Another of what the doctors had to work with.
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    A couple during the surgery.
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    A shot of my insides.
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    My Uncle Zeek and Aunt Candy. I'm recovering at their place. I told them that you guys
    are bikers also.
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    Great to hear from you, Samford...

    ...but that colonoscopy shot looks rough--what are the docs saying?? Looks like the legs are mending well--much better than the trail-side stitching I did. How much longer will you hang out with Zeek & Candy? Hope to see you back at DSRF soon!
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    Well,

    It's official. Joe and I were the last to see the little guy and we left him with the LSU Koozie. So.... he is indeed in someone's care. I'm sure where ever he is he's being looked after well. Hope you come through surgery well, little buddy.

    Miss you
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    Greatest Thread on MTBR... Glad Samford is on the mend!

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    I almost cried with joy upon reading Samford's posts. Way better than any Hallmark channel Christmas movie!


    The longer the ride - the better the pain

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    Yeah baby!

    Once you've had Gnome, you won't wanna go home!

    Speaking of joy.
    While I was out, my uncle took my busted up gun to a gun smith.
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    Oh baby, now that's a proper double popper.
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    Nice Gun Work!!

    Oh, yeah! With the shorter barrel and stock, maybe the gun won't get all bent up again. Hope you're healthy and back in the woods soon!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TrailZen View Post
    Oh, yeah! With the shorter barrel and stock, maybe the gun won't get all bent up again.

    TZ
    A sawed-off shotgun and a renewed belligerent attitude...I think we have more to fear now than mere convience.

    What if Samford becomes the vigilante Pisgah gnome.
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    Does Sam call that his boom stick?
    BS'ing less, riding more.

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    Sorry no Samford at Warriors but if I run across the little guy I'll make sure he's returned safely.

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    Hey, Sully's got a shovel! I hope he's not been out dumbing down trails with that PAS bunch.
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    @ mater, It's a double barrel so "Boom Boom Stick"

    @ logover, I know Sully. He comes to the Gnome Gatherings, along with all the other forest Gnomes who care for the forest and the creatures who live in it.

    @ bikedogs, I'm safe. The only time I've been unsafe is at the hands of a few of you humans.

    @ goose, Make up you mind, does PAS dumb down trails or don't they. I have a trail tool, but dumbing down trails is not what we do. Water on the trail is bad news. The PAS trail volunteers seem to be in line with that. The more help we have the better. It's all about the trail, not the petty humans who use them.
    We might add a feature to the trail to get your attention, but it's all in good fun...... for us.

    BTW, The Doc says I'm doing fine, and I should be out soon.

    @ chick and perp, Sorry about my rudeness. It must've been the pain medicine. Look me up when I get back in the woods and we can "talk" some more. The H8TR left a bad taste in my mouth.

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    I agree, take it easy on the PAS, they are volunteers spending time working on the trails when they could be riding. I know for a fact they use the same guidlines IMBA teaches for trail sustainability. What you may consider "dumbing down" the trails may indeed be what saves that trail from water damage and erosion. It might be fun now but 2 or 3 years down the road it might suck so bad you might start skipping that trail if nothing was done. I always tell people that ride in our area that if you don't like what's being built come to the workdays, help out and give your thoughts and input on what you would like to see happen.

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    Damit-all Samford...I'd a thought my sarcasm was plainly obvious. Clearly all the trama you've experienced lately has cost you that playful nature we all loved about you so much.

    But anyway, I'll roll my eye's one more time for you.....
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    Fair weather gnome?

    Hey Samford,
    What gives? You scared of the cold and wet?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddie Dingle View Post
    Hey Samford,
    What gives? You scared of the cold and wet?
    Eddie
    Yeah--what he said!! Listen up--your legs are repaired, your gun is repaired, and you've had plenty of time to throw back some egg nogs and cookies. When do you plan to get back in the woods? You waiting on Christmas?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TrailZen View Post
    Yeah--what he said!! Listen up--your legs are repaired, your gun is repaired, and you've had plenty of time to throw back some egg nogs and cookies. When do you plan to get back in the woods? You waiting on Christmas?

    TZ
    You know the old saying " Slow as Christmas"........

    Maybe Santa will bring him some long-johns and a down sweater.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddie Dingle View Post
    Hey Samford,
    What gives? You scared of the cold and wet?
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    Yeah, I don't get it either. Come back out and play. Nobody likes a lame gnome.
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    @ Dingle
    You probably know a thing or two about being cold.

    @ Zen
    For someone pushing Zen, you sure do rattle my chain a lot.

    @ Woody
    Slow? Get back on that fancy bike man.

    @ Drifty
    On your blog, you over did it, and came out lame. I know what lame feels like.

    @ Everyone
    Patience, Christmas is a very busy season for us Gnomes.

    Uncle Zeek said that I squint too much, so he gave me a rad pair of shades.
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    I guess you guys did not get the memo that he has been busy with a film. All that Bike Mag. Exposure really helped his career.

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    Samford,

    Going for a bike ride, great advice for all of us.

    Unfortunately, the weather later has been a wee bit "Scottish" so local mountain biking is not the best of ideas. You look like you may have a bit of Celtic blood in you mate, no?

    I had the opportunity to visit the homeland in 2009 and ride many of the trails in Scotland and Wales. Unbelievably awesome trail systems across the pond, they are 10 years ahead of us.
    Was in Scotland 10 days and it rained each and everyday, but I got to ride every day with no tread damage due to the all weather trails at the ride centers:

    7stanes - 7stanes Mountain Biking Scotland l Mountain bike trails l Borders l Dumfries and Galloway

    We had good weather in the Lake Country of England and a week in Wales and the trails were again awesome. It was great visiting Coed-y-Brennin and checking out the great work work of my friend Dafydd Davis.

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    We could learn a lot from the builders across the pond, they are building great trail that can weather the weather (great pun) and provides excellent riding no matter how wet (it does rain a bit over there- many places over 150" per year).

    The key there is that government is really investing in trails and see them as a great economic driver for the rural areas of the country. In fact Dafydd was given an award by the Queen for his work saving the local economies through his trail building efforts. He loves to tell stories of "when I got gonged by Lizzie".

    Here in NC, the FS is not likely to step up and fund the level of trail excellence I saw when over. We do have the right ingredients of beautiful landscapes and plenty of rock (especially in DuPont) for lots of rock armoring and tread hardening techniques that would allow us to go play in the woods even after big rain events and snow. it will however be up to us in the riding community to make that happen here locally. Perhaps a little less time opinionating on MTBR and more volunteer trail work for all of us would help get our trails heading in the direction we all want to see: more sustainable with less impacts on the natural resources (including water and soil) but not sterile.

    Hope to see you soon back out on the trail mate, perhaps at a 2012 trail work day.

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    So where's Samford? I don't know where he's hiding out but I do know this...we're not the only ones being led on a wild gnome chase. The bikers in Florida have the same problem. It seems ill tempered gnomes playing hide and seek with mtnbikers might be a southeastern, possibly national, hell...even global problem. While riding the Florida Greenways near Santos lately we came upon this little trouble-maker. Says he's never heard of Pisgah or Samford but admits he likes to hide from bikers and be a general nuisance.

    Coincidence or conspriacy?

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    Oh Goose, don't be so paranoid. I don't blame that gnome for hiding from those Florida riders, I do the same here.

    I almost got out today, but I had to wait on my new trail tool. The one I had was lost during my rescue. With all the maintenance needed on our trails, I couldn't get out without it.
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    I've also been working on how to carry all of this other stuff you humans think I need.
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    Woods, finally!

    It was good to get back out in the woods today!

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    But I left my bundle of stuff hanging on a branch up the trail from me.

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    I should've clipped it onto my base.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Samford View Post
    It was good to get back out in the woods today!

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    I should've clipped it onto my base.
    So, is Samford back in the woods? Dupont? Pisgah? or back under a roof?
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    Whatup E?

    I figured Zen or Goose would be chomping at the bit, oh well. I guess I know now who really loves me.

    Yes I'm in Dupont and I'm kinda under a roof.......... of stone.

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    So if you happen this way, look for my stuff first.
    Take a right at this pile of rocks,

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    and look for this pile of rocks,

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    Line up a compass as shown and look for my stuff hanging on a branch.

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    Then head back to the first pile and head East to look for me.
    Don't forget my trail tool. I couldn't hold it in my hands where I'm standing.

    -Just a few reminders-
    Be gentle with me.
    Please remove whatever I'm holding in my hands before transport.
    Don't try and remove my shades.
    Please hook my gear onto the loop at my base when I get to the new location.
    I don't have to wear everything I own all at once. Pick something, or nothing, and the next human can change it, or not.
    The necklass has room for more trinkets.
    The snuff can is great at holding small stuff.
    Not only is the coozy good at holding a beer, it holds other things including my trail tool and bandana.
    No more prolonged underwater adventures.
    Cars make me sick, Horseback, bike, hike, or in your girlfriends shorts are all OK.

    That's all for now.
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    I'm chomping, but I'm also trying to get new flooring down in my kitchen, and it's been raining like hell today... Maybe tomorrow!

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    The weather up here today was a lot nicer today

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    than it was the other day.

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    I wonder what tomorrow has in store.
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    Samford,

    I was out in DuPont yesterday flagging out upcoming SORBA trail project. My apologies for not stoping my your camp for a visit, was focused and busy (and forgot you were hanging out in DuPont for a while). Perhaps you can join us on the workday and test out your new trail tool, it looks like a realy nice custom McLoud.

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    ... and if we just ...

    Since Samford has a trail tool now is he gonna be bringing all the trails down to the "Gnome" standard. Should we go ahead and start 'Haten' On Him because he is dumbing down the trails?
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    he is not a affiliated with the ttb or pas in any way ... so no worries

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    @ crusty and enuts
    How bout next time your bike needs some maintenance, just skip it, and see how far you get on that wisdom.
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    Trails need maintenance? Wow I never knew that. I thought little creature came out @ night and did the work.
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    Yo, part of this "lets play a game where we relocate Samford from one location to another via hike or bike" is that you actually come out and do it!

    Adventures with the Pisgah Gnome-g-011112-2.jpg

    For those of you who still can't figure out where I'm at, here is another clue.
    It's the highest point in Dupont!

    So slap some chamois cream on your little mangina's, and get up here. Don't forget my gear hanging in the tree.

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    Samford,

    I had no idea the "higest spot in DuPont" was also a "hot spot" with wireless internet so we could post updates to Facebook and MTBR.

    Is that a trail tool you are holding or really some top secret antenia commications device?

    Hope to meet you soon.

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    The gnome is out and about!

    Went on an adventure today looking for the Gnome. He always seems to get me to go places I've never been before. So, it was off to the top of Stone Mtn, in Dupont SRF. We rode from the parking lot a ways and then ditched our bikes and hiked to top. Me and joe were just getting to a good sitting spot when he noticed this:
    <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/jimimeg/6722472381/" title="IMAG1046 by jimimeg, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7020/6722472381_b883b0494d.jpg" width="299" height="500" alt="IMAG1046"></a>
    Back at the top I was taking "Scenic Photos" when good ol' Samford comes walking (wtf!) up to us.
    <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/jimimeg/6722488891/" title="IMAG1058 by jimimeg, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7146/6722488891_ba33b95c54.jpg" width="500" height="299" alt="IMAG1058"></a>
    Wow! "Hey, how are you doing?" I asked.
    "Recuperating well," he says. The Operation on his legs was a huge success he said. "Uncle Zeek took pretty good care of me. Even if he did leave me in pieces for a while."
    <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/jimimeg/6722543267/" title="IMAG1054 by jimimeg, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7169/6722543267_e339811b00.jpg" width="299" height="500" alt="IMAG1054"></a>
    I couldn't believe it. He was looking so good. The last time we had seen him his legs were totally crushed, and we were seriously worried about the guy. He was chipper, and up and about, though, so I guess all was good.

    "Hey, let's get off the top of this cold rock!" He exclaimed. Joe and I couldn't have agreed more. Ready to Go ?
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    We hiked down from the top, got to our bikes and bombed down Rocky Ridge. The Gnome hollered when we hit that big jump right in the middle of the trail. Fast, fun, scary.

    We rode some road, then a few more singletracks.

    Before we finally took a break at some falls.
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    Samford told us some more about his recovery as we all shared a beer. He made it sound like there was a lot involved in getting him "back together." "It took many operations, and skilled, patient hands," he said.
    <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/jimimeg/6722493617/" title="IMAG1063 by jimimeg, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7001/6722493617_a02cf63260.jpg" width="500" height="299" alt="IMAG1063"></a>
    We chatted more about winter and the woods.
    Sam remarked that "The water is so cold, but also very clear." He wasn't in a hurry to go in though.
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    After a while longer we decided it was getting late, and time to get moving. Samford let us know he was staying around there for a while. He crossed over the creek and found himself a nice home in the rocks.
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    We waved good bye as we left and noticed Samford had left his gear on the other side of the creek. "Don't worry about it," he said. "I'll get it later!"
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    And off we went, leaving in his new rock cave home.
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    The scenery it is a changin'

    I had to get out for a birthday ride and wanted to avoid the slop so off to Dupont I went with my neighbor. We were riding the cross machines today so we decided to keep it high and dry and started over on the Rich side of the forest (but actually not IN the forest). Not everybody is rich over there though, a few of the houses could certainly use a buck or two in maintenance.

    There's a nice bit of single-track trail up there in the far east of Dupont. Not too many folks seem to travel that way. But we'll be back for sure. And if you want to play with Samford you'll have to find that single track yourself.

    We made it over the top through some nice switchbacks and wiggly bits and then down, down, down like we were shot out of a Cannon, Rocking our way to the pavement. Then through the Buck Forest parking lot and into Dupont again. Sam remembered that Samford was down the grassy creek and maybe he wanted some visitors today. I figured that was a good idea and since I'd heard it was good luck to kiss a gnome on your birthday I was up for it. We motored right over to Grassy Creek Falls and after a bit of scouting we heard Samford a hollerin'. With all the rain we've had he was having a tough time getting across the creek to his supplies and he asked Sam if perhaps he could get a lift over. Fetching him out of his gnome-cave was no easy feat.

    <iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/35482977?title=0&amp;byline=0&amp;portrait=0" width="400" height="300" frameborder="0" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen></iframe><p><a href="http://vimeo.com/35482977">Getting Samford</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/user1577871">Zeb Ridn29s</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com">Vimeo</a>.</p>

    Getting across the water was an tricky task too.
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    We told Samford about the nice single-track up on the ridge and he said he'd like a change of scenery, especially somewhere a bit more out of the way since since some folks who found him the other day swiped his dang his trail tool.


    So, off we went back the way we came. Samford was pretty impressed with the big rocks we saw on our way back.

    But he also kept an eye on the trail because Sam can ride pretty fast sometimes.

    Up near the top of that single-track Samford spotted an out of the way mossy rock and asked to be dropped off.

    If you look closely you can see his wee little green cap....

    We hoisted his orange flag so he'd have a point of reference if he wanted to explore a bit and then we headed back to the car. You can see the flag right in the middle of the picture and it's much more visible in real life than here on the internet.


    There are some more Samford-like spots quite near where he is, but he said he preferred it that way since nearer to the trail he might be encountered by some of the locals who might not know what to do with a gnome. There's some nice twisty and rocky sections right at the top and he's just past there if you are headed into Dupont.



    X marks the spot


    Oh yeah, I asked him about a good-luck kiss before I left and he said I could kiss his ass. I told him to be careful what he wished for 'cause he just might get it.

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    Perhaps you mean the far WEST of Dupont ?

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    Perhaps you mean the far WEST of Dupont ?
    I must have been looking at the map upside down
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    Relay: Part One

    Today started with the Goose picking up his wheel at the hub and Sam asking him what are you up to today. Goose said that he and I were going for a gravel grinder in Dupont and might pick up Samford. Sam said that Jimi had the same plan. So the race was on.

    We started from Corn Mill Shoals parking area and headed towards Samford with no delay.

    X does mark the spot.
    Adventures with the Pisgah Gnome-012412-005s.jpg

    There you are.
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    Just hanging out on this green carpet.
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    So we loaded him up in a hurry. We weren't the only ones out looking for him.
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    We did leave a note for the other searcher.
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    We then headed out towards Rich Mtn Road, just in case someone else was coming up behind us. We were going to loop back towards the Quarry. But to our surprise, we run into Jimi coming in from Rich Mtn. What a surprise! Our first question was, what are you doing riding your road bike on single track.....

    That's when Samford said: Why not make this a relay, fat tire meets skinny. I would sure like to go into town for some supplies and cheap women. Maybe I can find my trail tool there.
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    So the pass was made, and Samford was road bound.
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    The Pisgah Gnome does Brevard ! Day 1

    Well the race was indeed on.
    <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/jimimeg/6760246217/" title="Handoff1 by jimimeg, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7144/6760246217_c28b4cb2f1.jpg" width="500" height="299" alt="Handoff1"></a>
    Worried about whoever might be coming for us; Samford and I rocketed down Rich Mtn road and proceeded to ride into town on 276.

    He then had me stop at this spot.:
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    He wanted to go inside and ask the guy to prove it ! I told him we needed to keep moving, and he reluctantly agreed.

    We rolled into town and i suggested lunch and Samford suggested beer so, it was straight to Celito Lindo. Grandes and burritos were had.
    <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/jimimeg/6760229415/" title="CielitoLindo1 by jimimeg, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7155/6760229415_ebc12c8b30.jpg" width="500" height="299" alt="CielitoLindo1"></a>

    Samford even offered to pick up the check!
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    "If you're gonna be my taxi service for a day then I'll put fuel in your tank!" Thanks little buddy.

    We then went over to say hi to Baker Bill at Bracken Mtn Bakery The gnome was bouncing all around that place after a Mocha Swirl and Bill threatened to make Gnome bread out of him.
    <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/jimimeg/6760265439/" title="Gnome Bread ? by jimimeg, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7034/6760265439_6c747457ed.jpg" width="500" height="299" alt="Gnome Bread ?"></a>


    We then visited Brevard College. Samford said it had been "ages" since he'd last been on the Campus.
    <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/jimimeg/6760222385/" title="BCSwing by jimimeg, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7032/6760222385_55f0f45735.jpg" width="500" height="299" alt="BCSwing"></a><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/jimimeg/6760236735/" title="BCArt2 by jimimeg, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7171/6760236735_65b44f4b74.jpg" width="500" height="299" alt="BCArt2"></a>

    We wandered around Brevard for a while picking various supplies and sundries. Stopping to check out some of the local flair on the way.
    <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/jimimeg/6760218061/" title="Elk by jimimeg, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7152/6760218061_6a990fdcd9.jpg" width="299" height="500" alt="Elk"></a>

    His Gnomeness then announced we should go Jordan Street for a beer.
    <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/jimimeg/6760244255/" title="Jordan Street 3 by jimimeg, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7151/6760244255_9c95ab0c60.jpg" width="500" height="299" alt="Jordan Street 3"></a>
    Unfortunately they weren't open yet. So I suggested we roll on into The Pisgah Tavern, and he promptly replied "why aren't we there yet?" Yes sir, your taxi awaits. We rolled out the three miles in no time at all.
    <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/jimimeg/6760262795/" title="The Pisgah Tavern by jimimeg, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7005/6760262795_af25c71781.jpg" width="299" height="500" alt="The Pisgah Tavern"></a>

    After the tavern visit I asked the Gnome what we should do next. "Lets go relax at your place for a bit and get cleaned up. A shower would be great!" "Good Idea, I've got some Cold Mountain stashed there;" I told him.
    <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/jimimeg/6760253405/" title="Cold Mountain with Jimi by jimimeg, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7035/6760253405_13aa8b5b60.jpg" width="500" height="299" alt="Cold Mountain with Jimi"></a>
    <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/jimimeg/6760515195/" title="Shower3 by jimimeg, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7141/6760515195_a58575ac68.jpg" width="299" height="500" alt="Shower3"></a><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/jimimeg/6760512911/" title="Shower5 by jimimeg, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7168/6760512911_a87093fcdb.jpg" width="299" height="500" alt="Shower5"></a>
    "Make sure you get behind your ears" I told him. "Get the hell out of here with that camera" he told me!

    After our rest break we head into downtown about 8:30 and went straight to Jordan Street.
    Samford thought the service was great: "and entertainin'!
    <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/jimimeg/6760264189/" title="What are You having ? by jimimeg, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7171/6760264189_aca348c2c9.jpg" width="299" height="500" alt="What are You having ?"></a><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/jimimeg/6760220307/" title="Jordan Street8 by jimimeg, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7015/6760220307_1e35095ef9.jpg" width="299" height="500" alt="Jordan Street8"></a>

    After a couple beers Samford made his way around the bar talking to people.
    <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/jimimeg/6760215839/" title="Jordan street8 by jimimeg, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7160/6760215839_9891536b24.jpg" width="299" height="500" alt="Jordan street8"></a><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/jimimeg/6760234521/" title="Jordan street5 by jimimeg, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7155/6760234521_4ae082a294.jpg" width="500" height="299" alt="Jordan street5"></a>


    After chatting with everybody at Jordan Street Samford wanted to know where else we could get a beer. I suggested the Irish Pub, Dugan's. "I fancy a trip to the Pub," he said in his best Irish accent. It wasn't a very good one, though. And on we went.
    <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/jimimeg/6760249287/" title="Dugan's1 by jimimeg, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7029/6760249287_7301c21d55.jpg" width="299" height="500" alt="Dugan's1"></a><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/jimimeg/6760213351/" title="Dugan's2 by jimimeg, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7147/6760213351_1c80da4108.jpg" width="299" height="500" alt="Dugan's2"></a>
    Samford was making friends again, just as easy as ever.
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    He even got a treat from Sarah. "That's great pack food, thanks a bunch!" he told her.
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    We headed over to my place after that.
    Samford insisted on having a few more. Pretty much until he passed out.
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    I just left him there to sleep it off.

    Somehow, though, that's not where he was in the morning!?
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    Heey, what are you doing in my bed?

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    Glad to see he found his "tool". A tool-less gnome is trouble looking to happen.
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    The Pisgah Gnome goes home!

    The Pisgah Gnome goes home! aka The Pisgah Gnome does Brevard - Day 2 aka The Relay Part 3

    Well, Samford had enjoyed his time at Dupont State (Recreational) Forest. He had also greatly enjoyed his visit to Brevard. "I sure miss some of those people" he said. Brevard had been kind to the Gnome over the years. But he let me know in no uncertain terms he was ready to be back in Pisgah for the winter, or what was left of it.

    The day started with the prepping of gear. Both The Gnome and I getting our stuff together, together. Mine was just for another day's ride, his was for the next two to six months, or however long it would be before he stopped for supplies, or got through town again.
    <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/jimimeg/6763404247/" title="Survival3 by jimimeg, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7141/6763404247_ee45b6e4fe.jpg" width="299" height="500" alt="Survival3"></a><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/jimimeg/6763407725/" title="Survival2 by jimimeg, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7012/6763407725_31849a2d6b.jpg" width="500" height="299" alt="Survival2"></a>

    We looked over the map for quite a while before the Samford deciced on a good spot for a Dropoff.
    <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/jimimeg/6763411097/" title="Map1 by jimimeg, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7010/6763411097_8323539ff6.jpg" width="299" height="500" alt="Map1"></a><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/jimimeg/6763398185/" title="Map2 by jimimeg, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7170/6763398185_51cd97babb.jpg" width="500" height="299" alt="Map2"></a>

    We left the house and entered the forest. Down by the river we spotted this little Gnome Home, but Samford decided it was too close to the road.
    <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/jimimeg/6763413601/" title="Leantto3 by jimimeg, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7011/6763413601_131f699451.jpg" width="299" height="500" alt="Leantto3"></a>

    We continued on to our original destination. After a ways further we crossed the river. Then we climbed quite a bit of Singletrack and I thought we would never reach the top. When we finally did get up to that first knob Samford said "Ok, jimi. That's far enough." he could tell my legs were spent from all those road miles of the day before.

    We shared a beer and enjoyed the grand view for quite a while.
    <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/jimimeg/6763402975/" title="View3 by jimimeg, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7009/6763402975_8dff0d1ef6.jpg" width="299" height="500" alt="View3"></a><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/jimimeg/6763416055/" title="View1 by jimimeg, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7030/6763416055_686329720a.jpg" width="500" height="299" alt="View1"></a>

    We hung his goodie bag and Cache in a nice fir tree while we built him some good accomodations.
    <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/jimimeg/6763394989/" title="Fir1 by jimimeg, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7150/6763394989_5d457d898e.jpg" width="299" height="500" alt="Fir1"></a>

    If you see the leaf pile in these pictures:
    <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/jimimeg/6763503907/" title="view by jimimeg, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7007/6763503907_a90178b19a.jpg" width="299" height="500" alt="view"></a><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/jimimeg/6763419987/" title="LeanTo1 by jimimeg, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7160/6763419987_c248261ca9.jpg" width="299" height="500" alt="LeanTo1"></a>

    You may get to see this:
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    Samford chilin' in his latest forest home.

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    Take me to Turkey Pen!!!

    Samford was on the move today. I grabbed him up from where Jimi had dropped him yesterday then continued up the hill. The route was going to take him over to Avery Creek but he was a crabby SOB today and kept saying Turkey Pen! Turkey Pen! rather loudly in my ear. I was game until the hail started. I was full of excuses: hail, not enough food, not enough 'supplies' but he was insistent and like a zombie I kept climbing all the way to Turkey Pen Gap trail. I told him that rain and hail were not my thing and that I was done and I dropped my bike. I walked in Turkey Pen Gap trail 100 steps. I turned left and walked up the hill 50 steps and dropped his gear. I then walked another 25 steps, uphill, and stashed him behind a big tree.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pisgahproductions View Post
    Samford was on the move today. I grabbed him up from where Jimi had dropped him yesterday then continued up the hill. The route was going to take him over to Avery Creek but he was a crabby SOB today and kept saying Turkey Pen! Turkey Pen! rather loudly in my ear. I was game until the hail started. I was full of excuses: hail, not enough food, not enough 'supplies' but he was insistent and like a zombie I kept climbing all the way to Turkey Pen Gap trail. I told him that rain and hail were not my thing and that I was done and I dropped my bike. I walked in Turkey Pen Gap trail 100 steps. I turned left and walked up the hill 50 steps and dropped his gear. I then walked another 25 steps, uphill, and stashed him behind a big tree.
    Nice, he's within sight of his original Pisgah location - too funny.
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    The Gnome has moved ! (A bit)

    I've just been informed that the Gnome has moved again.

    "He's doing trail work on Black Mountain" is all I was told.

    Good luck
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    Yep, I spotted Samford doing trail work on Black on Friday afternoon. He was less than a half mile from where he was last dropped working on some grade dips and closing a cheater line. He said he was going to hole up in a hollow at the base of a big tree about 50 yards downhill from where he did the trail work. Find the work, find the tree and find the gnome!

    Here is the site of the rouge trail work. This fellow from New Hampshire seemed a little curious as to why I was playing with a garden gnome all the way up there



    And here is the tree a little ways down the trail he is living in:



    His McCloud broke and he seemed rather bitter about the shoddy piece of equipment giving out so easily on him.
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    I was wondering how long it'd take!

    Oh, my equipment isn't shoddy, just the way I've been handled. WTF!
    And what's with the damn tape? Nega..... Pleaze!
    If any of you ladies wanna come up and save me, please bring some moist wipes, I need a sponge bath, bad.

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    I had to send it in to the shop to get fixed. Maybe I should go with a carbon handle.......

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    BTW From one trail maintainer to another. You guys rock. Us Gnomes need as much help as we can get, BUT........
    Please, you guys need to move a LOT more dirt to make what your trying to do, work. Water is a very powerful thing.
    Jus sayin. I don't want anyone getting butthurt. I know it's a thankless job, believe me, I know.
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    It is kind of hard to move a lot of dirt when you are 16" tall and have a McCloud that breaks as soon as it hits a hard spot

    The rolling grade dips (lol) further up the trail are working well though. Water is leaving the trail. They won't last forever, or even very long, but they are better than not doing anything.
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    Broken McLeod already ?

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    Headed up Black Mtn today. I knew Samford might be lurking about so I tried to sneak past quietly. Then we heard: "I have pizza and beer!!!" I started pedaling hard in the opposite direction. My friend didn't know about Samford so he was lured off into the woods. I yelled to him, "run away! He only wants you to give him a sponge bath!" It was too late, Samford had latched on to my friend. Andy took off down Turkey Pen trying to shake Samford loose while he hurled insults at us like, "you purple sissy swans can't ride" and "you two are cute lil daffodils!" At South Mills Samford pulled my shorts down, smacked my butt and ran off with my lunch! Things got blurry after that. I think in a hungry, embarassed rage I might have dunked him in every river crossing I could find till the brat turned blue. Judging from the pictures I also might have stranded him high up on a rock outcropping next to the river. Don't remember much. I'd suggest you bring pepper spray if you ride by there.
    On the downstream side of the cliff look up and you will see his gear hanging from a branch. Samford is above in a cave.
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    Nice spot, puddleducky . We went by today to retrieve him but decided to just let him be for someone else to find

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    wowwwwww

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    So, who is going to go and get Samford this weekend? Please, I beg of you, don't make me do it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by driftwood View Post
    So, who is going to go and get Samford this weekend? Please, I beg of you, don't make me do it!
    Clay,

    You are the chosen one.

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    This morning's blizz would be perfect conditions to go!!! I'd be down with carrying you Clay across the river but got to go to a wedding

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    Samford is on the move again! I spotted him on his way up Turkey Pen Gap this afternoon . It sounded like he was in the midst of an epic day, I wonder where he'll finally lay his head tonight?

    Clawhammer > Buckhorn > South Mills River > Turkey Pen Gap > Black Mtn > ?
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    When I saw samford he said he liked the seclusion of his cliff cave by the river but was ready to move. He kept talking about a cave with a great view of the sunrise. I told him I knew of the place and was heading that way. 12 miles of hanging on later we had arrived just in time to see the sunset. I said fair well and hoped I hid him well enough.
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    That's a good first post! I was truly impressed when I saw you starting up Turkey Pen Gap and even more impressed when I saw you had the gnome! Nicely played.
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    Don't Shoot the Messenger...

    ... but The Most Horrible Thing Ever has happened to Sam. Rescue him before noon tomorrow, or he will be burned at the stake.



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    Oh the humanity. Who woul do such a thing.

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    Sausage Fest? I like Snow Creek better.
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    Tastes like chicken.
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    When I mechanicaled out of the most horrible thing ever just over an hour into the race I realized what we needed the most was the gnome so I adjusted my plans and after a 3am out and back to the top of Pilot Mtn. Rd I recruited ssjohn for a daybreak gnome freedom project mission.







    Once safely back at camp we gagged and bound the little guy and robbed him of all the worthless crap he has acquired in his travels. Then, after a fair trial and plenty of notice of need of rescue, we burnt him at the stake!

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    No you 'dent... he had one of my do-nuts, I rubbed his feet and assumed he broke out of the bounds of electrical tape with a mad hormonal sugar rush up the hill. Did ya'll give chase? Show me the proof he's expired.
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    double post

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    The gnome escaped from his captors and hauled ass up the mountain on Sunday morning.
    Go to White Pines North to behind the crappers. Look East and find the first cairn. Follow the cairns to an old skid road. Follow the road about 1000 steps to this hollow log. Good Luck!
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    The gnome has moved...

    What the hell, Eric? That was ridiculous. That was wooden-nickel-ridiculous. I almost gave up, many times, thinking that no one in there right mind would have carried the gnome all the way out there. Or that it had already been picked up..But I continued to scramble under logs, through green briar, and up a crazy steep slope that had me using my hands to climb, because I couldn’t think of anything else I would rather have been doing. I was actually really surprised to look up and see Samford sitting in that log. What a crazy way to start a ride!


    I didnt have a camera with me so I have no pictures, so I left Samford in an easy to describe spot...

    From where Avery Creek Rd, Buckwheat and Bennett all meet up, go south on Bennett Gap. About 100-200 yards from the trailhead gate and sign, there is another helpful sign on your right. It confirms you are on Bennet and that the blazes are red..facing that sign, you will see a pile of debris (logs, briars) about 20-30 feet behind the sign. Samford is tucked under the logs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LimeyPerp View Post
    What the hell, Eric? That was ridiculous. That was wooden-nickel-ridiculous. I almost gave up, many times, thinking that no one in there right mind would have carried the gnome all the way out there.
    Did the cairns help?
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    Uh oh, is Sam in harms way if the Forest Service does their burn?
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    rescue mission in progress

    I'm headed out now to save him from the impending flames...if he's still up there...

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    Good job! rescued

    If he was in need of saving, he's been saved...

    Directions to the find were spot on. Sam was chillin in a log pile. I rousted him out, and packed him up. Rock gardens and root laces followed and found us at the coontree trailhead.

    A trip up maxwell and down black took Sam to his new resting place. The find is going to be riddle style on this one, and is for the Pisgah regulars who have been around a few years; you'll know this spot right away, and it should make for a quick grab for someone on a lunch break or after work ride...

    On the lower part of lower Black, there used to be a "gap jump" of legendary proportions. Legendary more for how small and un-makeable it was, than for how sweet/big it was. When they put in the new foot bridge (two years ago?) and the creek washed out to be a little wider, the jump fell by the wayside. Sam is in a little cave, 15m down from the new footbridge, 2m off of the trail to the left.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LimeyPerp View Post
    What the hell, Eric? That was ridiculous.
    I have to say... your post had me laughing my @$$ off. The Sunday we hid him, I kept saying "One of us is going to have to come back up here to get him" but the consensus was "people will surprise me" Yeah well they are going to be pissed off either way. I think that was a true statement.

    Good on ya for rescuing Sam from his toughest local yet. A Gnome deserves to be alone more than naught so maybe a little more difficulty is on the horizon....

    We need to find someone that's going west... wouldn't it be funny if Sam made it to Cali hitting many parks along the way... Does he even know the sound of the ocean?
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    Who has the gnome? He has been out of his cave on Black for over a week!
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    I was out there two weeks ago and he was gone.

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    hmmmm...

    I wonder who has him?

    I was wondering why nobody had posted that they went and got him, I thought the spot I left him made for a pretty easy grab. He was right there near the trail, but totally out of sight, I don't think there was any way a hiker or biker would have seen him accidentally and snagged him.

    driftwood, did you see him on black after I dropped him? you know for sure he's gone?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MtnMan1 View Post
    I wonder who has him?

    I was wondering why nobody had posted that they went and got him, I thought the spot I left him made for a pretty easy grab. He was right there near the trail, but totally out of sight, I don't think there was any way a hiker or biker would have seen him accidentally and snagged him.

    driftwood, did you see him on black after I dropped him? you know for sure he's gone?
    I did not see him on Black but I found his hole and could see where at least two other people (one of which would have been smirniotisice) had been up that bank within a day...
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    You mustve seen my footsteps, i was there with mr smir. And slightly more disappointed we didnt find the little alcoholic.

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    Eric did you break his legs off again and are just too embarrassed to come forward?

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    I have a whole weekend to ride around Pisgah- anyone know where the little booger is at??

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    Quote Originally Posted by timdvm View Post
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    I have a whole weekend to ride around Pisgah- anyone know where the little booger is at??
    I'm guessing whoever has the "Samford" login has decided to be really freaking lame again and will hold onto him for 3-4 months and then come back and update the thread to show us how smart he is. Lame
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    Sorry floatingstick, I don't even know where I'm at...............
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    dang!!!

    I'm starting to think he might have actually been kidnapped...I really don't think there is any way that somebody who wasn't in on the game would have found him where I left him on black...but maybe that's what happend???

    I would feel lame for leaving him in such an easy place if he's been carried out by a hiker as trash...

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    gnome news is good news!

    You won't believe what we discovered today! As we were riding along we caught a glimpse of a gnome! We followed him at a distance along squirrel until we lost sight of him near cantrell creek. When we came near the stream we heard small voices singing and laughing. However we were quickly spotted and surrounded. We were warmly welcomed though and they gave us some 4yr old beer they had found in the creek. The small gnomes led us upstream to their village. Before we got to ask if Samford was there, my friend offended a grumpy gnome and we had to flee as they kicked pebbles at us. One friendly gnome helped us escape, so if you you're in the area be sure to look for the little guy with a rocket pack. He fishes on the creek but sleeps in a stump nearby.
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    I think that I might just bring this little village of gnomes a jar to sip on.
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    Samford is back in the game!

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    I think I'm gonna need technical help for this....

    Anyway, I nearly ran over him on lower black. Packed him up and rode down to Pisgah Tavern at The Hub at Outdoors at the edge of the forest.

    Had a handful of beers, bought a new dress, sprang a leak in my Camelbak bladder, changed into new dress, rode back to the forest and started mapping out a night ride with the gnome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kateroo View Post
    I think I'm gonna need technical help for this....

    Anyway, I nearly ran over him on lower black. Packed him up and rode down to Pisgah Tavern at The Hub at Outdoors at the edge of the forest.

    Had a handful of beers, bought a new dress, sprang a leak in my Camelbak bladder, changed into new dress, rode back to the forest and started mapping out a night ride with the gnome.
    Yup. He even stopped by PMBAR for a second! If you need help posting photos just ask, someone will help. Where was he? Where is he now? Welcome back, Samford!
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    Earth to Samford...come in, Samford.

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    Samford is in play, he's currently hiding out in Pisgah, recovering from a monster hangover. Kateroo asked me to post this update. She placed him, the night of the full moon after PMBAR, but has not been able to get online and post anything here. Pictures to come later this evening, but Samford was so out of it, he doesn't remember much about how he got there or precisely where he is, other than that he can see flowing water.

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    Samford was taken up into Pisgah by moonlight after consuming a few beers in the Pisgah Tavern. Riding by moonlight with a hot chick, he was a little dazed and didn't pay attention to the ride and doesn't really know where he ended up. This poor night shot is about all he has as a clue to where he is hiding. Taken while pretty much standing on the trail (behind the camera), that is a creek in the background. He is huddled down near a log about 30 feet downstream from this pic.
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    Here is where he lies.
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    Lame

    give some more details

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    He is almost at the bottom of a really big downhill.... Does that help?

    And my apologies to all the Gnomenappers out there. I would have left Samford at The Hub for promt replacement, had I realized how difficult it would be for me to post pictures. I don't use MTBR on a frequent basis, my last user name was linked tao a closed email account and I had forgotten the password. So, I had to start with a new ID in the midst of 3 weeks of travel. Getting pictures off the iPad and onto the forum proved to be beyond my technical skills.

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