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    Nuboy, your daughter is old enough to have serviced the entire high school football t

    Nuboy, your daughter is old enough to have serviced the entire high school football team

    17 years old is not being a minor.

    Your spate with WarFaminePestilancePlague was just a lot of smoke to distract from your own perversions.
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    Quote Originally Posted by oreophilus
    Nuboy, your daughter is old enough to have serviced the entire high school football team

    17 years old is not being a minor.

    Your spate with WarFaminePestilancePlague was just a lot of smoke to distract from your own perversions.
    U are a douche bag. Wait, I'm sorry to give douche bags such a bad name.

    Sucks for you to be so unimaginative to go after innocent targets rather than those that own you.

    Hope you had a safe American style thanksgiving, since you owe your lifestyle to America's greatness.
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    Oreo,

    That's cheap. it's just cheap.

    You can do better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gmaki
    Oreo,

    That's cheap. it's just cheap.

    You can do better.
    This is the result of the walmart society nudeboy has created. Breasts are cheap. Oreos are doulbestuff as a marketing ploy. Nudeboys daughter is a bully. If she has`nt done the team, she`s has`nt done anything.

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    go and talk to someone, seriously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oreophilus
    Nuboy, your daughter is old enough to have serviced the entire high school football team

    17 years old is not being a minor.

    Your spate with WarFaminePestilancePlague was just a lot of smoke to distract from your own perversions.

    You're classless. That's not really news to anyone, but it bears repeating.

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    Dude Nuboy shared a part of his life that isn't political, there's lines we shouldn't cross and this is one.

    you should edit your post, it's only right.

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    That was the stupidest thing that anyone has ever said on here, perhaps we should take another poll to see who’s’ truly the most stuipd person really is.
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    You've hit the lowest level of anyone on this board. You're sick and otta be banned.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Satan on a stick
    Dude Nuboy shared a part of his life that isn't political, there's lines we shouldn't cross and this is one.

    you should edit your post, it's only right.
    Yeah, good luck with that one!

    I think Oreos celebrating Thanksgiving by celebrating with a big bottle of jenkum! He's been a real b!tch today!

    Either that or he's just pissy cause he misses Walt.

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    Sad....You're pathetic. Did you think this up while patiently kneeling on a cold concrete floor while you were the object of a multi glazing for a no budget bukkaki film..?
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    Quote Originally Posted by oreophilus
    Nuboy, your daughter is old enough to have serviced the entire high school football team
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    I know you're still a little pissed off about me posting the Zombie's pic of you in that SF spanking booth...that was just a little joke, and...really, I apologize.

    But, seriously, dude, this is a mountain biking web site and most guys here have fair degrees of fitness...you should really do something about your diet and weight. The homosexual perversion thing you've got going on..no one cares, but you look like a walking heart attack..
    Take care of yourself!
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    OREO....that's a nasty comment, as you intended.

    It reflects poorly on you more than anything else.

    Nuboy took it in stride at least.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nuboy
    I know you're still a little pissed off about me posting the Zombie's pic of you in that SF spanking booth...that was just a little joke, and...really, I apologize.

    But, seriously, dude, this is a mountain biking web site and most guys here have fair degrees of fitness...you should really do something about your diet and weight. The homosexual perversion thing you've got going on..no one cares, but you look like a walking heart attack..
    Take care of yourself!
    hahahah, better watch out Oreo, with an ass that fat you might be mistaken for having SEX with your bike.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oreophilus
    Nuboy, your daughter is old enough to have serviced the entire high school football team

    17 years old is not being a minor.

    Your spate with WarFaminePestilancePlague was just a lot of smoke to distract from your own perversions.


    My daughter is 18, and comments merely similar to yours would not bide well for either the speaker of such vile nor the father of the recipient.

    However, after gorging myself with Turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, green beans, and other culinary delights followed with some pumpkin pie, pecan pie, and scoop or two of ice cream while being ever thankful for my family, our health, and finalizing our glorious day by discussing the ever disappearing freedoms we Americans are constantly being harassed over; I find myself unable to refrain from attempting to slap the face of one who needs some Pepto Bismol for what comes out of his mouth or in this case-out over the internet.

    That said-if you can't beat em-JOIN em.
    Back at you, on NuBoy and his daughters behalf-

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    Yo Moma so fat that when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.

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    Lame.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gmaki
    Oreo,

    You can do better.
    If you think Nuboy was trilled when he heard the cheerleaders call him a DILF, can you imagine how thrilled the football Team was when they heard that the cheerleaders considered them a TILF? (Nuboy's daughter is a cheerleader isn't she? If not, I can alter the line)

    Is that better?
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    Quote Originally Posted by oreophilus
    If you think Nuboy was trilled when he heard the cheerleaders call him a DILF, can you imagine how thrilled the football Team was when they heard that the cheerleaders considered them a TILF? (Nuboy's daughter is a cheerleader isn't she? If not, I can alter the line)

    Is that better?
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    Do you want pictures to match that line? I'll check the Zombie library right away.
    Last edited by oreophilus; 11-23-2007 at 07:21 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JAGthree
    My daughter is 18, and comments merely similar to yours would not bide well for either the speaker of such vile nor the father of the recipient.

    However, after gorging myself with Turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, green beans, and other culinary delights followed with some pumpkin pie, pecan pie, and scoop or two of ice cream while being ever thankful for my family, our health, and finalizing our glorious day by discussing the ever disappearing freedoms we Americans are constantly being harassed over; I find myself unable to refrain from attempting to slap the face of one who needs some Pepto Bismol for what comes out of his mouth or in this case-out over the internet.

    That said-if you can't beat em-JOIN em.
    Back at you, on NuBoy and his daughters behalf-

    [SIZE=6]Oreo's Mama IS Sooooo Fat.........[/SIZE]
    Well, one good thing came of this thread. That's a treasure trove of fat momma jokes worthy of saving.

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    Hey Oreo, did you get up early this morning to follow the mass migration of Canadians to the evil american shopping malls?

    Seriously though, is there even one Canadian left up there?

    You do know that all that money you guys are spending here isn't coming back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mashochist
    Hey Oreo, did you get up early this morning to follow the mass migration of Canadians to the evil american shopping malls?

    Seriously though, is there even one Canadian left up there?

    You do know that all that money you guys are spending here isn't coming back.
    I live under 30 miles from the border. It's gonna be a zoo today. Great day for a mountain bike ride!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Locoman

    America's greatness.
    Matter of opinion.

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    Parties are a cancer on democracy.

    Parties are like *****. Any gets in, you're f'cked.

    A party vote IS a wasted vote.

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    Quote Originally Posted by djcrb9
    I live under 30 miles from the border. It's gonna be a zoo today. Great day for a mountain bike ride!
    Do you live near Kona HQ in Bellingham or wherever it is? Stayed in Bellingham once on a bike trip. Cool little town. Saw a bluegrass band play at this local bar in the downtown.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oreophilus
    Do you want pictures to match that line? I'll check the Zombie library right away.
    Let's see here, cookiedick...If the insult meter were a scale of 1-10...You're insults would be 1's at best..

    Let's look at them..

    "Your daughter fvcks a bunch of guys".....har har har har..

    Not even subtle..hardly a sophisticated insult, and, face it, you try pretty hard to act sophisticated and you just can't seem to pull it off (in fact, you try a little too hard)

    What's your other one? "You're vulgar" har har har har...Wow..that hurts...Let's call that one a 1...

    I think somewhere along the line, you've called me a queer too...I suppose that takes some imagination...but, it's still a 1 on the scale...

    Face it...You're nothing more than a nerd or in more the contemporary vernacular...a dweeb..

    If I were the ballboi, I'd sure as hell wouldn't have you watching my back...
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