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    Tgif

    Confucius Says:
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    Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
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    Man who run in front of car get tired.
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    Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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    Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
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    Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
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    Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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    Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
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    Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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    Baseball is wrong:
    man with four balls cannot walk.
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    War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
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    Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
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    Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
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    It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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    Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
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    Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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    Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
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    Man who fish in other man's well, often catch crabs.
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    Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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    Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

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    *snicker*

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    Since we are in the humor vein....

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    Danny an ancient zen master once said,A flute without holes is not a flute.A donut without a hole is a danish.
    misquoted from Caddyshack.

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    Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

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    Man who drops watch in toilette have sh!tty time.

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