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  1. #1
    Hmmmmm
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    New question here. Women on the Trail

    Should female riders be banned from mountain biking?

    Let's face it. They bring things to us guys to fix. Those sweet kisses between the frame tubes aren't hardly worth the effort.

    They cause us great health problems.
    PTSD, from worrying about them falling off of cliffs.
    High blood pressure from "How am I going to pay for that?"
    Ulcers.
    Hemorrhoids.


    They are an environmental hazard.
    They emit dangerous pheromones, that distract male riders on technical terrain.
    Their smiles blind male riders causing serious accidents.
    When you are following them, they use their psychic powers to lead men off of cliffs.
    Last but not least, they drip cooties on the trail.
    Last edited by Ericmopar; 11-05-2010 at 06:03 PM.
    "I thought of that while riding my bike."
    Albert Einstein, on the theory of relativity.

    Peace and Long Rides...

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    Young, Shawn Young
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    Damn I knew I seen cooties out there last night! Seriously there is no room for women in this sport, especially when most of them are faster than I am.
    "Im just going to explore a little bit..."

    Dont make me be the bad guy...

    Do I need a pass to ride this trail?

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    women mtb hater club of america unite!!!!

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    Urrrrr.....

    I like women.
    Did I say that out loud?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paul Sauve
    I like women.
    Traitor...
    "I thought of that while riding my bike."
    Albert Einstein, on the theory of relativity.

    Peace and Long Rides...

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    hhhmmm

    Let me guess. You were overtaken on the trail today by some hot chick?

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    Quote Originally Posted by E !
    Let me guess. You were overtaken on the trail today by some hot chick?
    Not today...
    I've been sour ever since Ashley beat me by about a min last summer, during a Monday night race.

    On the flip side, I beat the All Mountain crew by several minutes that day. On my old, outdated, San Andreas.
    "I thought of that while riding my bike."
    Albert Einstein, on the theory of relativity.

    Peace and Long Rides...

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    I would be brave and join the bandwagon if I wasn't so afraid my wife would see it..

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    Quote Originally Posted by E !
    Let me guess. You were overtaken on the trail today by some hot chick?
    Hey, I was lapped by Sue Haywood in an XC race back in West Virginia a few years back.
    And, if I can find it, I have the photo to prove it!

    Now, in my defense, I was coming off a bad knee injury from the previous season.

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    Viva la Vida!
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    This is all I can say to you guys:
    http://www.thefixfixfix.com/fix/
    We do not stop playing because we grow old;
    We grow old because we stop playing

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    Quote Originally Posted by Camaleon
    This is all I can say to you guys:
    http://www.thefixfixfix.com/fix/
    Greaaat. Now my thread has been "cootified".
    "I thought of that while riding my bike."
    Albert Einstein, on the theory of relativity.

    Peace and Long Rides...

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    I am always amazed when I am passed by a woman while climbing a hill. I guess they are the superior sex dont tell my wife I said that.

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