Should female riders be banned from mountain biking?
Let's face it. They bring things to us guys to fix. Those sweet kisses between the frame tubes aren't hardly worth the effort.
They cause us great health problems.
PTSD, from worrying about them falling off of cliffs.
High blood pressure from "How am I going to pay for that?"
They are an environmental hazard.
They emit dangerous pheromones, that distract male riders on technical terrain.
Their smiles blind male riders causing serious accidents.
When you are following them, they use their psychic powers to lead men off of cliffs.
Last but not least, they drip cooties on the trail.
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Thread: Women on the Trail
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